The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.

1. 2023-03-22 at 6:38 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Which means I will have to abstain from my porn consumption and masturbation for at least a month. This will be a challenge for me because I have jerked off everyday for the past year and often between 2-5x a day; sometimes one, sometimes six, rarely zero. I'm going for round five now. Then I have to take a shower to ritually cleanse myself and then I can participate in the month of Ramadan. Technically I am allowed to resume my bad habits after sunset / sundown but I prefer to abstain for an entire month instead. Wish me luck!!
2. 2023-03-22 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   wariat should observe ramadan
3. 2023-03-22 at 7:19 AM UTC

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   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
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4. 2023-03-22 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I love me some Ramadan noodles but I don't think I could eat them for a month.
5. 2023-03-22 at 1:40 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Ramasham .
   
   
   Allah is a paedo.
6. 2023-03-22 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Holy shit people masturbate that often? Lol
   
   I jack off like idk 3 times a month when I'm bored
7. 2023-03-22 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
8. 2023-03-22 at 4:09 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   can't believe you people actually masturbate. disgusting.
9. 2023-03-22 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Jesus is watching folks.
10. 2023-03-22 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Which means I will have to abstain from my porn consumption and masturbation for at least a month.

    
    
    
    no. everybody intelligent knows that islamic months is shorter than gaygorian months.
    
    which is why shawal is getting earlier and earlier each year.
11. 2023-03-22 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    It's interesting to me how religious people feel vindicated or properly disciplined if they act like a scumbag most of the time... but do and say 'the right things' for a small continuous period Of time.
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12. 2023-03-22 at 4:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung It's interesting to me how religious people feel vindicated or properly disciplined if they act like a scumbag most of the time… but do and say 'the right things' for a small continuous period Of time.

    
    I've found the religious ones like that to be more evil than some guy who has never been to church in his life but still tries to do the right thing.
    
    I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.
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13. 2023-03-22 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've found the religious ones like that to be more evil than some guy who has never been to church in his life but still tries to do the right thing.
    
    I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.

    
    Me too.
14. 2023-03-22 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.

    
    Hopefully there'll be some hot girls there.
15. 2023-03-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra wariat should observe ramadan

    
    Hahaha. Yes, it would certainly be beneficial! It is the month of cleansing; especially spiritually.
16. 2023-03-25 at 12:24 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I love me some Ramadan noodles but I don't think I could eat them for a month.

    
    Eating the same food everyday is not enjoyable nor desirable. I fully agree with you.
17. 2023-03-25 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Instigator Ramasham .
    
    
    Allah is a paedo.

    
    And you are pathetic.
18. 2023-03-25 at 12:26 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Holy shit people masturbate that often? Lol
    
    I jack off like idk 3 times a month when I'm bored

    
    I deduce it must be because I am 27 year old virgin who never even went on a single date. I don't masturbate because I feel like it, rather, I do it because sometimes I feel sad and then it numbs me emotionally; it is the after-effect that I seek.
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19. 2023-03-25 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai

    
    Very cute video. Thanks for sharing.
20. 2023-03-25 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai can't believe you people actually masturbate. disgusting.

    
    I'm a virgin. What other option do I have?