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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Is Scream 6 the one with
    or is there actually an even newer one?

    I'm generally not really a fan of the horror genre but I love the Scream franchise because it's meta as fuck and actually a pretty self-referential parody, which is even more ironic when you take the Scary Movie franchise into consideration.

    And then there's the whole View Askewniverse crossover which takes it to yet a whole other level.

    You're thinking of Scream 5. There's a new one that was released in early 2023. Scream 6. I used to be really into horror, especially American horror movies but as of a few years I'd say I lost all my interest in those as they fail to scare me or creep me out. The Scream franchise is just iconic. I liked the MTV series as well even though season three was completely unrelated to the first two seasons because of the whole stupid #MeToo movement. Feminists ruined everything. Couldn't they have waited exposing until after the series had concluded? Selfish cunts.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or it could be that both of you are just losers

    I suppose you mistook me for your father.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Knife Nope i dont get suddenly happy or angry or sad. But I do feel empty and very empty with no emotions. I have done so many bad things i cant even count them for example knocking someone out with a beer bottle and then pissing on them.. without controlling my actions.

    LOL at pissing on them.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    We have mothers on here now? What is this, a MILF forum?
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Listening to k-pop.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey

    https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.722300185.9573/pp,504x498-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u6.jpg
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If it's not MPD, it could also be that you are bipolar. Do you often feel like you're happy and then suddenly you're angry/sad or whatever? I would visit a therapy just to be sure. Having said that, just having bad thoughts is completely normal but most people do not act on it. The amount of times I see a father with his kid and I think to myself "Imagine I kick the kid" is uncountable. Of course, I'd never do such a horrible thing but I do have fucked up thoughts sometimes but I never act on it. I thought I was a weirdo but I read many people have this.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You will die a virgin. Your only hope is to find a tribe of Muslim goat fuckers and join them.

    I guess that explains why you bought that goat costume, ya weirdo.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse If u want sex start being more normal bruh

    Being normal is boring. Be unique; be you!
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Perhaps it is not someone else taking over you. Rather, you might suffer from MPD: multiple personality disorder. It could explain your rapid change in thought and behavior.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Thats why ur a virgin freakazoid

    I'm a simple man: I want sex, I get married. For now I don't have my life in order, so I will have to get my shit together first. It's gonna take a while though, perhaps I will die before that moment, but as long as I try to get there, that's all that matters to me.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Jimin from BTS. Probably the biggest band in the entire world of the early 2020s.

  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I haven't seen any of her pictures and I have no interest in that either. No offense intended, Kaffy.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey I don't like skitzos or the mentally ill . They can't be trusted and we need to monitor them with hidden cameras and Tiny microchips implanted in their skulls

    I just had some psycho try to murder me in my sleep

    Fuck the mentally ill . If the government wants to mess with anyone it should be those faggots, not gun owners or Muslims or whatever .

    Thanks for your words of support, my dear internet friend.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao wth

    Uhhh yah I have no idea why this happened. I wanted to listen to the Sweet Valley High OST and also another TV show from the 1980s or 1990s that I couldn't remember the name of. It turned out to be California Dreams.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm wondering why I can't find any boxer shorts to wear. All I have is a crewneck.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If he didn't, I'll have to try again.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't really watch English language movies anymore. I will only reserve that for horror movies that I'm a fan of such as the upcoming Scream movie. I believe Scream 6 is already out in the movie theaters.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung I was out with my cousin at a strip club one night back in the day. we met this woman there and we somehow ended up back at her place. I remember crawling through an open window and having sex with her as she was sleeping. She woke up and didn't seem to mind. My genitals would get itchy for a pretty long time after that.

    Sir, if I were you, I would look over your shoulders twice before telling this story. Watch out for zoomers as you will be branded a rapist and your reputation will be tarnished forever.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I pissed on a girl once

    It was pretty weird and we were in the shower lol

    Oh and guess what wariat we were both under 17 lul u suck bro get rekt

    You gave her a golden shower while in the shower. How revolutional.
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