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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Taking a shit.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sounds something related to penile surgery. Because I’m thinking of Penuma. And that’s a penile implant.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Tyrant I'm an ocean guy now.

    Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly
    Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world

    Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form
    Ocean: Liquid as fuck

    Space: 0 aliens found
    Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures

    Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer
    Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun



    Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to.
    Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.

    Space: Gay
    Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.

    Ocean: scary, will drown you
    Space: welcomes you with open arms.

    I’m a space guy.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Obbe I'm talking about you and how you're using the triple parentheses to state something without actually stating it, as if you need to be sneaking around instead of being in plain sight. It seems like you're scared.

    You ought to be scared. A mere bunch of them got together and beat a numerically superior army of Arabs. Does that not terrify you?
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I want to eat a meal with you. 😌
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord I'm most interested in the region specific starbucks drinks, or other fast food places



    Although I doubt anywhere in the EU has anything like the unique menu items Japan does, they are the kings. Just don't try ordering a pizza in Japan it's like $40 for a medium there

    But the ramen is cheap


    Reminds me of Pakistan where they sell tikka burgers and all sorts of other South Asian-inspired cuisine.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think they’re ok. I prefer meat!
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What are your options?
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I love tucker.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Viagra causes headaches. As a result of increased bloodflow. What an awful thing. To have sex you gotta do it with a headache. Better to stay limp then.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I thought we were all pro-Russia here.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    JAV videos are great too, but only when they’re uncensored. I saw a really good scene but unfortunately it was censored like they always are. Such a shame!
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Obbe Seem scared.

    Who?
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord Speddy hates cryptocurrency because it's a currency of THE PEOPLE and represents freedom.

    I hate central bank fiat currency as they represent repression and evils of society by globalist bankers

    AND NO IT'S NOT BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!! THAT'S A LIE, A BANKER LIE

    I also hate central bank fiat currency. Because they’re gross! Everyone touches it and my OCD can’t handle it. I feel disgusting whenever I hold notes or coins. Especially coins are gross to me.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh no. White people are nice. They have given me tens of thousands euros in the form of a loan expecting I’ll pay it back. (I will!)
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord He's a total nutjob, but he was OUR nutjob

    he was the only person worth watching on Fox in my opinion







    He believes Donald Trump should be King of America and Biden and every democrat should be lined up and shot, because he's a christian and christians fight EVIL like the crusades.

    Oh I’m just with the guy who’s gonna give me glazed donuts. And who doesn’t want to erase my culture in the form of globalization. Who do I side with?
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I’m drinking some black coffee and watch a wedding tape from 2002 or something.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord my auto translate is only set to spanish and japanese. Idk WHAT that says





    Nope. Ayn Rand was a true visionary and nobody ever said anything like she did before or since, she is one of a kind, a national treasure

    It says in Japanese (literally translated): “Older brother! Are you in high spirits?” Which means “Brother! Are you okay?”
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wariat, why don't you invest in a $1 cock ring?

    Third-cock cock ring. Instead of a “second-hand” cock ring.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord we're all blue under the sea

    I’ll probably come out a different color due to my skin color.
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