Space is gay

1. 2023-04-10 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #101
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Would have thought the Kraken would be very territorial about his domain.
2. 2023-04-10 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Sweet African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I like that Laika and Dog are listed separately

   
   Why
3. 2023-04-10 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #103
   

   88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Houston
   they only sent the dogs head into space
   
   
4. 2023-04-10 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #104
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   John Doghead
5. 2023-04-10 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   It just a fact of nature that Scron has always been jealous of my creativity because he can only generate a pale pantomime of creativity by copypasting random shit
6. 2023-04-10 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #106
   

   88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Houston
   you copied my idea actually
7. 2023-04-10 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   Prove it or gay
   
   Actually you're just gay and also a liar
8. 2023-04-10 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #108
   

   88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Houston
   the only people who tell you to "prove something" are those trying to hide guilt
   
   

   Originally posted by Wariat so you basically would have to prove how i violated polish law despite her being over the age of consent here how traveling across countries to meet me violates poland law.

   
   I don't need proof, truth is self evident.
9. 2023-04-26 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #109
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   I am Mr Neptune too
10. 2023-04-26 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #110
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Tyrant I'm an ocean guy now.
    
    Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly
    Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world
    
    Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form
    Ocean: Liquid as fuck
    
    Space: 0 aliens found
    Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures
    
    Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer
    Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun
    
    
    
    Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to.
    Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.
    
    Space: Gay
    Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.

    
    Ocean: scary, will drown you
    Space: welcomes you with open arms.
    
    I’m a space guy.
11. 2023-04-26 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #111
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    If you scream at the bottom of the ocean or scream in deep space it sounds the same.
12. 2023-04-27 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #112
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    How would you know?
13. 2023-04-27 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #113
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers How would you know?

    
    I've been to both several times.
14. 2023-04-27 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #114
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh wow. Can you share us what you learned during your time there? Any philosophical insights that you may or may not have gained?
15. 2023-04-27 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #115
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh wow. Can you share us what you learned during your time there? Any philosophical insights that you may or may not have gained?

    
    Aliens and sea monsters are real.
16. 2023-04-27 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #116
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh I thought you were gonna say to me "you should kill yourself."
17. 2023-04-27 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #117
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh I thought you were gonna say to me "you should kill yourself."

    
    I'm not a big meanie.
18. 2023-04-27 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #118
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That's why I like you. :D
19. 2023-04-27 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #119
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    James fox on rogan said some pretty good space shit
    
    I usually spend my work mornings listening to ufo/alien stoofZ
20. 2023-04-27 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #120
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you scream at the bottom of the ocean or scream in deep space it sounds the same.

    
    Who do you think you are, John Scream or something?