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2023-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTCWhy?
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2023-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTCBecause chai is good.
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2023-04-26 at 3:05 PM UTCThe chai is cold now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-04-26 at 4:02 PM UTC
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2023-04-26 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2023-04-26 at 6:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers Did you really get rid of your balls? Do you regret it or not? I read somewhere that people who transition often end up regretting it. I saw a 3D video of what happens when you get a MtF surgery and I was like "no fricking way!!" It looked absolutely awful the way they take out someone's dick like that. I guess that's called inverting? It was really weird. I don't think I could watch it if it wasn't in 3D but an actual video.
I mean idk if it's actually called inverting, but people who aren't fond of troons call it getting your dick inverted and I think that's funny (and a fairly apt description). The whole surgery is barbaric and ineffective and basically the same scenario I dreamed up as a small child to explain why women don't have dicks (except instead of doctors I ascribed the procedure to butchers in Hell).
No ragrets about the balls tho, tbh. They were gross and dangly and probably useless anyway (due to the HRT) by the time I got 'em gone. -
2023-04-26 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker This entire site is shit posts
https://niggasin.space/page/about2. No intentionally disrupting discussion. - This one is, admittedly, fuzzy. The site is here so people can have a place to talk about what they want to talk about. If you spam incoherent crap in a thread about something technical or specific then allowing that would just be defeating the point of the site. If you call someone a faggot for making a dumb thread, well that's probably alright. Listen, it's not a clear line when shitposting in good faith becomes intentional disruption but my pledge to you, gentle posters, is that I really don't care and will alway err on the site of not doing anything.
A note on the second rule, as it's become a point of rule lawyering: "erring on the side of not doing anything" is not the same as "will never do anything". Currently I (Lanny) am the only moderator in the site and can't read every thread. I'm not able to enforce this rule in every case because I simply won't see every case. If you feel a thread is being derailed you are encouraged to PM me or report the offending posts and I will moderate that thread more actively. This means the kind of posting that flies in one thread may not in another, or more minor off-topic posting that's acceptable earlier in a thread will not be acceptable later. I will always give a warning that a thread needs to be kept on topic before taking action, and I will try resolve threads going off topic as civily as possible. What I ask from posters is that they respect that not every thread will have the same level of moderation and that they help me in finding threads that are being derailed. -
2023-04-26 at 8:47 PM UTC
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2023-04-26 at 8:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai I mean idk if it's actually called inverting, but people who aren't fond of troons call it getting your dick inverted and I think that's funny (and a fairly apt description). The whole surgery is barbaric and ineffective and basically the same scenario I dreamed up as a small child to explain why women don't have dicks (except instead of doctors I ascribed the procedure to butchers in Hell).
No ragrets about the balls tho, tbh. They were gross and dangly and probably useless anyway (due to the HRT) by the time I got 'em gone.
Let's hope you stay feeling that way. I wish I had no ragrets in life. I dunno about you (ok, I do) but I love my balls. I wouldn't want them gone no matter what. I guess you can sleep in any position without worrying about suffocating your balls between your legs so I guess there's that. -
2023-04-26 at 9:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers It's supposed to be warm in South Asian households. Come visit me someday, I'll make some chai for you.
I will drink your chai and then take you to Starbucks for an iced chai and then walk up to the hottest girl in the store and say
"Excuse me miss but my friend over there thinks you're hot and he's too nervous to get your phone number or say hello so I was wondering if you could either join us for a chat or perhaps I could mediate an exchange of phone numbers between you two"
As cheesy as it is, Women never hear that anymore so I think she would probably fall in love right on the spot EZ -
2023-04-26 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by D-Bonglord I will drink your chai and then take you to Starbucks for an iced chai and then walk up to the hottest girl in the store and say
"Excuse me miss but my friend over there thinks you're hot and he's too nervous to get your phone number or say hello so I was wondering if you could either join us for a chat or perhaps I could mediate an exchange of phone numbers between you two"
As cheesy as it is, Women never hear that anymore so I think she would probably fall in love right on the spot EZ
That sounds like a plan, but my day will be made just by drinking chai with you and some Starbucks. Not interested in the women unless it’s for platonic reasons. -
2023-04-26 at 10:47 PM UTCI'm most interested in the region specific starbucks drinks, or other fast food places
Although I doubt anywhere in the EU has anything like the unique menu items Japan does, they are the kings. Just don't try ordering a pizza in Japan it's like $40 for a medium there
But the ramen is cheap
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2023-04-26 at 10:48 PM UTC
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2023-04-26 at 10:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by D-Bonglord I'm most interested in the region specific starbucks drinks, or other fast food places
Although I doubt anywhere in the EU has anything like the unique menu items Japan does, they are the kings. Just don't try ordering a pizza in Japan it's like $40 for a medium there
But the ramen is cheap
Reminds me of Pakistan where they sell tikka burgers and all sorts of other South Asian-inspired cuisine. -
2023-04-27 at 1:47 AM UTC
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2023-04-27 at 2:05 AM UTCTerrible thread
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2023-04-27 at 12:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by D-Bonglord fuuuuuuck I have to go there now
I didn't try them out because I'm kinda anxious when it comes to ordering food. It's really weird but I feel embarrassed to order food or drinks so I always let someone else do it. I do remember one occasion where I ordered while I was with someone else but that's because they were super awkward and I'm only awkward when my mind doesn't feel right. -
2023-04-27 at 12:29 PM UTCBut yeah you should definitely come! I got a house an hour away from the capital but sadly it's been rented to others since my family is in debt (from building the house, LOL) so I'm not seeing any of that money right now even though most of my money went into the house.
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2023-04-27 at 12:29 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-04-27 at 12:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers I didn't try them out because I'm kinda anxious when it comes to ordering food. It's really weird but I feel embarrassed to order food or drinks so I always let someone else do it. I do remember one occasion where I ordered while I was with someone else but that's because they were super awkward and I'm only awkward when my mind doesn't feel right.
I assume all cashiers fall in love with me and i'm probably right
