Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-01-10 at 5:17 AM UTC in Sewer J­ews
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Sewer Jews or see her juice?
2. 2024-01-10 at 5:16 AM UTC in Where are you now and where do you see yourself in 10 years?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I thought I'd be living in the countryside at 25 and be an author but my dad went and burned down the house and I got writer's block. People sucked the life out of me.

   
   That last sentence: preach! I feel the same way. I went from a sensitive little boy to a heartless bastard. All thanks to people.
3. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you jack it or are you celebate?

   
   I jack it everyday. It helps me feeling dead inside.
4. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let's get you over to Moloch the Great Owl then.

   
   Sure, bring me there~!
5. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Will you have any regrets if you die a virgin?

   
   Probably, yeah. I have a nice size, so it would be a waste not to use it someday.
6. 2024-01-09 at 7:26 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Does he also wear a tutu

   
   No, but I do agree with you that he is --- what the cool kids call --- pussy-whipped. But not necessarily because he cleans the house. I would help out my wife with duties around the house as well, but unlike him, I do wear a tutu, so you got me there --- it's called a kameez. He's considered "pussy-whipped" by everyone: family and friends included.
7. 2024-01-09 at 7:24 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That means you're pure and can be used as a sacrifice.

   
   Ayyyyyyyyyye I'm not totally useless then. :)
8. 2024-01-09 at 7:23 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just bang a religious prostitute, and get them pregnant. Zero sin.

   
   You know, there's actually a concept like this that's accepted by a group of people (read: absolute perverts) where a "temporary marriage" is considered "permissible" (it's not..), I thought only Shi'a muzzies had it (they call it "mu'tah"), but turns out, Sunni muzzies are just as perverted (they call it "misyar") so I no longer consider myself to be Sunni like I used to. They are trying to make what is impermissible permissible. It's the horny imams that push for it, but they are misguided. It literally is just prostitution but wrapped up in a nice blanket.
9. 2024-01-09 at 7:20 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood definitely a misogynist

   
   Well, my brother's married and he cleans the house as well. It's not just a woman's duty, it's a person's duty. And that person can be anyone, be it male or female.
10. 2024-01-09 at 7:19 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I think Tyrant wrote it its a vague troll. See that part about needing someone to clean his house.

    
    Oh whoops, nvm then. I thought it was a sincere person.
11. 2024-01-09 at 6:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka

    
    

    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Junji Ito is very zeitgeist and basic bullshit, and not even real horror.

    
    Is that from Spiral? I watched the live-action a few years ago. Normally not the type of horror I like but I ended up liking the movie a lot. It's probably not for everyone though.
12. 2024-01-09 at 6:09 PM UTC in Where are you now and where do you see yourself in 10 years?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Currently, I'm a 28 year old dateless virgin with no college degree nor a job. In 10 years, I hope to have a college degree and a job! Then again, when I was 18, I never thought I'd end up being the person I am today. I would've never believed you if you'd tell me I'd be such a worthless loser, but here we are today! That's life.
13. 2024-01-09 at 6:06 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by throwawayaccountlolhibye I love you kafka
    
    I love you, I just… Don't have the attention span to bug you (incessantly).
    
    I'm glad you came back
    
    Runescape is getting a bit dodgy, so I'm unsure we'll get to copastetically play on saturday nights alone on the couch
    
    Your name is b-list, but then again I don't think anyone really thinks about the name kellen as someone who is a "big man"
    
    Freakin… that made no sense
    
    Atleast you have an attractive physique
    
    You are so modern, yet "irma" and… at that, you're stuck in bfe… you remind me of the old days, and I'm older than you
    
    Freakin… runescape, you'd have to phrack into it…
    
    My house is always a mess, but that's because it needs a woman to clean it.
    
    You're beautiful, I just don't want you to think I'm into you so that you can be into me without me being into you
    
    I'm looking for a partner
    
    Look around woman, we the last one's left…
    
    I don't want to be with you if we're going to be poor though… going to the food pantry and getting 30 lbs of rudabega sucks, and by time you got the strength to go to the store, buy a lasagna, and cook it… ' time it's time to eat ya feel like a PAPER!!! bag
    
    I ' be obliged to make your partner, but that's only if you want to. I am on insta if you want to turn a new page. You know my name by now… I know yours. I'm still (only) thirty… please help me make grown adult Americans look good 💙💙💙

    
    Aww, that's cute! I stan you both now. :3
    
    (That means I'm rooting for you two!)
14. 2024-01-09 at 6:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I went outside earlier to do some grocery shopping, retrieve a package and to charge my transportation card since I need to use it later this week to travel to a different city for college (I have an entrance exam)/.
15. 2024-01-09 at 6:02 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai 33. I'm an oldje now.

    
    Perhaps Wariat and you can start starring in Oldje videos. You're the same age as my oldest brother. My other older brother turned 31 yesterday. I turn 29 at the end of this year. I also feel like an oldje, despite being in my late 20s.
16. 2024-01-09 at 6:01 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Just bang a prostitute

    
    Yeah, I got enough money for at least 50+ different ones but it goes against my religious beliefs. I think I mentioned this before but I have a friend who wants a threesome with his FWB (female) and me, but I have declined for the same reason. The reason he's asked me repeatedly is because a) he wants me to lose my v-card as well and b) I'm kind of packing (he's average or slightly below, whereas I'm above average).
17. 2024-01-09 at 5:57 PM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs GAWDAMN I guess I still have a chance afterall fuys

    
    Yes, you do! Go and do it!
18. 2024-01-09 at 4:15 AM UTC in how do i propitiate the machine-spirit of a mouse that i have abused
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Something something highlighter.......................
19. 2024-01-09 at 4:14 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lets all get STEM degrees and become astronauts

    
    Did you just say asstronauts?
20. 2024-01-09 at 4:07 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm going to eat 400 micrograms of LSD on New Years Day, you should be here to join me 😉

    
    How'd it go? I did that last time. Ended up puking my guts out in bed (yes, I took it on a full stomach).