I'm a 28 year old virgin now!

1. 2024-01-09 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just bang a prostitute
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Mighest
2. 2024-01-09 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Aren't you 29 or 30? We're practically the same age – or widdle babies. 🥺

   
   33. I'm an oldje now.
3. 2024-01-09 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #23
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Just bang a prostitute

   
   Yeah, I got enough money for at least 50+ different ones but it goes against my religious beliefs. I think I mentioned this before but I have a friend who wants a threesome with his FWB (female) and me, but I have declined for the same reason. The reason he's asked me repeatedly is because a) he wants me to lose my v-card as well and b) I'm kind of packing (he's average or slightly below, whereas I'm above average).
4. 2024-01-09 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #24
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai 33. I'm an oldje now.

   
   Perhaps Wariat and you can start starring in Oldje videos. You're the same age as my oldest brother. My other older brother turned 31 yesterday. I turn 29 at the end of this year. I also feel like an oldje, despite being in my late 20s.
5. 2024-01-09 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Just bang a religious prostitute, and get them pregnant. Zero sin.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2024-01-09 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   That means you're pure and can be used as a sacrifice.
7. 2024-01-09 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #27
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just bang a religious prostitute, and get them pregnant. Zero sin.

   
   You know, there's actually a concept like this that's accepted by a group of people (read: absolute perverts) where a "temporary marriage" is considered "permissible" (it's not..), I thought only Shi'a muzzies had it (they call it "mu'tah"), but turns out, Sunni muzzies are just as perverted (they call it "misyar") so I no longer consider myself to be Sunni like I used to. They are trying to make what is impermissible permissible. It's the horny imams that push for it, but they are misguided. It literally is just prostitution but wrapped up in a nice blanket.
8. 2024-01-09 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #28
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That means you're pure and can be used as a sacrifice.

   
   Ayyyyyyyyyye I'm not totally useless then. :)
9. 2024-01-09 at 8:04 PM UTC

   #29
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Will you have any regrets if you die a virgin?
10. 2024-01-09 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Ayyyyyyyyyye I'm not totally useless then. :)

    
    Let's get you over to Moloch the Great Owl then.
11. 2024-01-09 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you jack it or are you celebate?
12. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Will you have any regrets if you die a virgin?

    
    Probably, yeah. I have a nice size, so it would be a waste not to use it someday.
13. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let's get you over to Moloch the Great Owl then.

    
    Sure, bring me there~!
14. 2024-01-10 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you jack it or are you celebate?

    
    I jack it everyday. It helps me feeling dead inside.
15. 2024-01-10 at 11:47 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I prefer jacking off to sex.
    
    Pussies are weird and messy.
16. 2024-01-10 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #36
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I prefer jacking off to sex.
    
    Pussies are weird and messy.

    
    depends on their age.
17. 2024-01-10 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #37
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Sure, bring me there~!

    
    You sure? It will be a hoot and holler.
18. 2024-01-10 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #38
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I prefer jacking off to sex.
    
    Pussies are weird and messy.

    
    Me too, but then again I never had sex. But I also realize that sex is a nasty ordeal (smell, sweat, exchanging of bodily fluids) and I got OCD (the germophobia variant) so I'm not exactly looking forward to it either. I do want a relationship, but I don't care about the sexual aspects of it. I just like the company. At the same time, I'm not actively looking for anything either, so it's kind of a vicious cycle of me not doing anything about it.
19. 2024-01-10 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #39
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You sure? It will be a hoot and holler.

    
    Since you recommended it, I'm more than sure. Let's go!
20. 2024-01-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #40
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You know, there's actually a concept like this that's accepted by a group of people (read: absolute perverts) where a "temporary marriage" is considered "permissible" (it's not..), I thought only Shi'a muzzies had it (they call it "mu'tah"), but turns out, Sunni muzzies are just as perverted (they call it "misyar") so I no longer consider myself to be Sunni like I used to. They are trying to make what is impermissible permissible. It's the horny imams that push for it, but they are misguided. It literally is just prostitution but wrapped up in a nice blanket.

    
    Aren't harems basically just muslims trying to skirt the premarital sex law by literally marrying every girl they have sex with