Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-01-11 at 7:15 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood teach me magical muslim runes

   
   Sure thing. The character that looks like an "l" is pronounced as "a". Usually it's coupled with another character. So these are two characters, "ال" (read it from right to left, instead of left to right like you're used to). The second character is an "l", so together it's "a" + "l", together it's pronounced as "al" (like how you'd say "all"), this means "the".
   
   That's lesson 1.
2. 2024-01-11 at 7:11 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   <3 kinda looks like a micropenis....
3. 2024-01-11 at 7:11 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   <3 Of course.
4. 2024-01-11 at 7:10 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.
5. 2024-01-11 at 7:09 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   He lives in Holland. He can go to Amsterdam, where the hookers rent out little units and dance in the windows. You just find one you like, wave, she waves back, you go in, agree on what you want, pay, do your business, and go.

   
   I don't need to go to Amsterdam for that. There are escorts in the Hague too, which is close to my city (I live in Rotterdam). And even in my city, there are massage salons (aside from the one I mentioned earlier) that are just a front for escort services. I went to such a place with my friends once but I didn't do anything because I don't like it. My then-friends were really into escorts so I'd just tag along because we were hanging out anyway. They'd go to these prostitution places. Or they'd book an escort at the escort's places (they do it in their own house or probably a rented apartment). I never joined them when they went to those private house escort places because that's strictly business. At least with public prostitution places, you can just walk around and you're not expected to do it.
6. 2024-01-11 at 7:06 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Mighest Just go get an Asian massage. Look them up on Google maps and make sure the pictures show attractive young Asian women. The reviews usually are hinting.
   
   Or use an escort service.

   
   There's an (South East) Asian massage salon a few meters away from my house. I'm a virgin both by choice and not by choice.
   
   By choice, because I'm religious.
   
   Not by choice, because I'm unattractive.
7. 2024-01-11 at 7:06 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wish I was a virgin

   
   Why is that?
8. 2024-01-11 at 7:05 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock And have terrible hygiene

   
   If they don't pray, then yes --- otherwise, not really possible, as they are supposed to be in a state of cleanliness in order to pray.
9. 2024-01-11 at 7:05 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock You're now my wife.
   
   Post pics or allah doesn't approve of your disrespect to your husband and you get honor beating

   
   Uh, aren't the gender roles reversed because I have a bigger than average schlong? Unless yours is bigger, that is.
10. 2024-01-11 at 7:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Listening to some k-pop while sleep-deprived.
11. 2024-01-11 at 7:02 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm too busy burning down the pentagram and the hexagon, pentagon will be next.

    
    I'm waiting.
12. 2024-01-11 at 7 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka She's in danger here and a 14 year old girl shouldn't be surrounded by misogynists in her formative years. No responsible adult would be okay with her here or even talking to her. She needs to go to a psych ward, that's the best thing for her. She's already implied that Fox is able to ruin her life and Solstice has just implied he has her P.I.

    
    I think she is a 36 year old man. It's clear from "her" posting style.
13. 2024-01-11 at 6:59 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood one day you may be able to achieve my level of greatness but only at a great sacrifice my brother
    
    
    

    
    What do I have to do?!
14. 2024-01-10 at 7:19 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by frala No it’s an appliance

    
    That's misleading. Or I was just mistaking it for "aide."
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock Nigger

    
    You got one?
15. 2024-01-10 at 7:17 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock god hates kikes

    
    Well, yeah, they broke the covenant with Him. It's to be expected.
16. 2024-01-10 at 7:17 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock The explanation is they're hypocrits

    
    They definitely are. Oh, and degenerate, too.
17. 2024-01-10 at 7:17 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock Pics or fake news

    
    I don't take dick pics but if I did, I wouldn't share them with anyone in line with my religious beliefs. Only my partner is allowed to see me naked. But I haz no partnah. :(
18. 2024-01-10 at 7:15 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm not a liberal I actually identify as a classical anarchist.
    
    
    
    
    My framework for these issues is so different that I can't say I agree or disagree with anything they believe. Example property rights. If I believe might is right does that mean I don't believe in property rights or do I just have a different view on it?
    
    

    
    If you're an anarchist, why aren't you burning down the Pentagon? Checkmate, liberal~!
19. 2024-01-10 at 7:14 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by A College Professor he was elected mostly by non existant voters. i literary dont know ANYone who voted for him yet they said he got a lot

    
    Just your average day in Pakistan. The most corrupt politicians stay in power for decades while stealing the nation's wealth.
20. 2024-01-10 at 7:13 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I think I finally just perfected my grocery shopping list. Food for two weeks for one person with two meals a day. If I just get the same order delivered from Tesco every two weeks I don't have to worry about grocery shopping again.

    
    That's actually similar to what my aunt used to do. She would do grocery shopping for the entire week. She wasn't related by blood, she was half French and half Dutch. She passed away in July 2019. Felt like losing a grandparent to say the least. I was very close to her. I remember we would celebrate her birthday by getting burgers from some fast food joint. She's no longer here, but her birthday is coming up soon again and I'm going to get a burger from the same place, just for old times' sake.