Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-01-10 at 7:11 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai no cap fr fr who tf says "mister" lmao a horny teenager in 2024 is going to say the most vile shit imaginable not call dicks "weiners". they've been on the internet since they were 0.

   
   Precisely. Even I can do a better job, but I ain't no gosh-darn LARPer.
2. 2024-01-10 at 7:10 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood to maintain my #1 rank on the largest MMORPG server in minecraft

   
   
   Congratulations on the achievement, sir.
3. 2024-01-10 at 4:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Speaking of chickens, I was watching a video yesterday and it was about Japanese people eating insects because they're rich in protein and other stuff. It looked so disgusting. I would never.
4. 2024-01-10 at 4:36 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Crisolis Ah fuck. Ya caught me. Im secretly 36 and there’s nothing i can do to prove ya wrong. Poor me

   
   "Secretly"
5. 2024-01-10 at 4:35 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 🅱🅰🆖🅱🅰🆖

   
   Also, why the hell are you playing Minecraft?
6. 2024-01-10 at 4:33 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood :( fuck I guess i'm the racist now
   
   
   
   I love property rights!
   
   

   
   I hate libtardism.
7. 2024-01-10 at 4:33 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   Wait till I build the wall

   
   I would actually vote for Trump if I was a cuckmerican.
8. 2024-01-10 at 4:32 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Aren't harems basically just muslims trying to skirt the premarital sex law by literally marrying every girl they have sex with

   
   That's my point, what they're doing is not even permissible but they're performing mental gymnastics to justify their perversion. While having multiple wives is allowed, I believe it's something conditional. For instance, if you have a wife but she's unable to bear children and you really want to have children, then it's ok to marry a second woman for this purpose. Or when there's a shortage of men due to a war, that a man may take multiple wives (4 at most). Because otherwise it doesn't make sense for a man to have multiple wives. If every man did that, then there would not be enough women for men to marry and it'd create an incel problem. But that's the problem with muzzies, they are incredibly stupid. I'd never be a muzzie if I had to pick a religious community by looking at its adherents. They're too insufferable. I'm a bigger muzzie hater than Geert Wilders and other anti-Islam politicians/peoples.
9. 2024-01-10 at 4:26 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by frala I made chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes and sawmill gravy from scratch last night. It was pretty good.
   
   Also, Lanny got me a Kitchen Aid and that finally came in so I’m excited to use it.

   
   A kitchen aid is a fancy word for "worker," r-right?
10. 2024-01-10 at 4:25 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The proper terminology is "Latinex" you fucking racist

    
    It's actually "latinx" but that's BS libtard speak. I didn't know you were a libtard!
11. 2024-01-10 at 4:24 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I play with 14 year olds in minecraft all the time I don't see the big deal tbh as long as you aren't a creep.

    
    Of course it's not a big deal to have a teenager on a forum, but the thing is, the teenager in question is a middle-aged man LARPing as one. That said, I'm a moderator of a forum much more active than this one and nearly half of the people there are teenagers, so it's not really an issue. But I also deal with a bunch of LARPers over there. It's mostly Bharatis ("Indians") who are too ashamed to admit they're street-shitters, so instead they claim to be white. Little do they know I can literally see their IPs considering I'm a global moderator there, yet those stinky poojeets still have the audacity to continue LARPing as white. They're also obsessed with Pakistanis, always mentioning us while we don't even think about them. Why obsess over people who don't care about you, right? Makes no sense.
12. 2024-01-10 at 4:12 PM UTC in Neener neener nigger space
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai As a 30 year old tranny I would just like to submit my expert testimony: this is definitely how a 15 year old girl talks. Anyone who thinks this might be a "65 year old man pretending to be a young girl of (frankly, indeterminate) age" or "some retard who isn't even trying to come across as what they say they are" is clearly kidding themselves. I have never seen a more viscerally real example of a 15 year old from 2024's speech patterns. My faith in this is unshakeable. The reality of everything I have said in this post is unquestionable. You are a 15 year old girl.
    
    Yessir.

    
    I'm still convinced OP is a LARPing middle-aged man. I know zoomer speak and let me tell you, "This ain't it, chief."
13. 2024-01-10 at 4:11 PM UTC in Sewer J­ews
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's 2024. If you aren't digging tunnels by now you aren't going to make it.

    
    This made me think of:
    
    >current year
14. 2024-01-10 at 4:10 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm going to make a account to LARP as fox , but I am a Latino in Oklahoma with a 51000 dollar car loan for a Dodge ram 🐏

    
    You're Latino? I thought you were white. This is very unsettling.
15. 2024-01-10 at 4:07 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You sure? It will be a hoot and holler.

    
    Since you recommended it, I'm more than sure. Let's go!
16. 2024-01-10 at 4:06 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I prefer jacking off to sex.
    
    Pussies are weird and messy.

    
    Me too, but then again I never had sex. But I also realize that sex is a nasty ordeal (smell, sweat, exchanging of bodily fluids) and I got OCD (the germophobia variant) so I'm not exactly looking forward to it either. I do want a relationship, but I don't care about the sexual aspects of it. I just like the company. At the same time, I'm not actively looking for anything either, so it's kind of a vicious cycle of me not doing anything about it.
17. 2024-01-10 at 4:03 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Its OK I remember the start of the movie but didn't think it'd be as good as the manga so stopped. It's not the story it's his artwork that I like.

    
    Yeah, I've noticed manga readers or anime fans tend to hate live-action movies but personally, I've enjoyed every live-action movie I've watched thus far. In fact, I only got into anime simply because I watched the live-action of Tokyo Ghoul first, found out it was an anime so I watched the anime later on. Before that, I disliked anime. And recently, for the first time ever, I've read a manga. It's shonen, so probably not your thing but I personally loved it --- it's called Tokyo Revengers.
18. 2024-01-10 at 5:20 AM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wow those look nice, I might get one for Halloween

    
    I'm glad you like them! Yay. I usually wear it colors that most men wouldn't: pink or purple. But I also have "neutral" colors such as white, green.
19. 2024-01-10 at 5:18 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka It's from Uzumaki by Junji Ito. Dunno anything about a movie.

    
    Yes -- Uzumaki! It means spiral in Japanese. :)
    
    There's a live-action from 2000. I can send you a link if you're interested in watching it, but like I said, might not be your thing.
20. 2024-01-10 at 5:17 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra same, it wasn't particularly scary or anything but the bizarre visuals were cool
    
    I liked the washing machine death

    
    Exactly! Plus the 2000s Japanese horror movie vibes... ahh, good stuff.