Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-01-09 at 6:09 PM UTC in Where are you now and where do you see yourself in 10 years?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Currently, I'm a 28 year old dateless virgin with no college degree nor a job. In 10 years, I hope to have a college degree and a job! Then again, when I was 18, I never thought I'd end up being the person I am today. I would've never believed you if you'd tell me I'd be such a worthless loser, but here we are today! That's life.
2. 2024-01-09 at 6:06 PM UTC in Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by throwawayaccountlolhibye I love you kafka
   
   I love you, I just… Don't have the attention span to bug you (incessantly).
   
   I'm glad you came back
   
   Runescape is getting a bit dodgy, so I'm unsure we'll get to copastetically play on saturday nights alone on the couch
   
   Your name is b-list, but then again I don't think anyone really thinks about the name kellen as someone who is a "big man"
   
   Freakin… that made no sense
   
   Atleast you have an attractive physique
   
   You are so modern, yet "irma" and… at that, you're stuck in bfe… you remind me of the old days, and I'm older than you
   
   Freakin… runescape, you'd have to phrack into it…
   
   My house is always a mess, but that's because it needs a woman to clean it.
   
   You're beautiful, I just don't want you to think I'm into you so that you can be into me without me being into you
   
   I'm looking for a partner
   
   Look around woman, we the last one's left…
   
   I don't want to be with you if we're going to be poor though… going to the food pantry and getting 30 lbs of rudabega sucks, and by time you got the strength to go to the store, buy a lasagna, and cook it… ' time it's time to eat ya feel like a PAPER!!! bag
   
   I ' be obliged to make your partner, but that's only if you want to. I am on insta if you want to turn a new page. You know my name by now… I know yours. I'm still (only) thirty… please help me make grown adult Americans look good 💙💙💙

   
   Aww, that's cute! I stan you both now. :3
   
   (That means I'm rooting for you two!)
3. 2024-01-09 at 6:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I went outside earlier to do some grocery shopping, retrieve a package and to charge my transportation card since I need to use it later this week to travel to a different city for college (I have an entrance exam)/.
4. 2024-01-09 at 6:02 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai 33. I'm an oldje now.

   
   Perhaps Wariat and you can start starring in Oldje videos. You're the same age as my oldest brother. My other older brother turned 31 yesterday. I turn 29 at the end of this year. I also feel like an oldje, despite being in my late 20s.
5. 2024-01-09 at 6:01 PM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Just bang a prostitute

   
   Yeah, I got enough money for at least 50+ different ones but it goes against my religious beliefs. I think I mentioned this before but I have a friend who wants a threesome with his FWB (female) and me, but I have declined for the same reason. The reason he's asked me repeatedly is because a) he wants me to lose my v-card as well and b) I'm kind of packing (he's average or slightly below, whereas I'm above average).
6. 2024-01-09 at 5:57 PM UTC in I dropped out (again)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs GAWDAMN I guess I still have a chance afterall fuys

   
   Yes, you do! Go and do it!
7. 2024-01-09 at 4:15 AM UTC in how do i propitiate the machine-spirit of a mouse that i have abused
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Something something highlighter.......................
8. 2024-01-09 at 4:14 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lets all get STEM degrees and become astronauts

   
   Did you just say asstronauts?
9. 2024-01-09 at 4:07 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm going to eat 400 micrograms of LSD on New Years Day, you should be here to join me 😉

   
   How'd it go? I did that last time. Ended up puking my guts out in bed (yes, I took it on a full stomach).
10. 2024-01-09 at 3:56 AM UTC in Fox the user has deleted his account because he's a pedophile
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Who's Fox?
11. 2024-01-09 at 3:48 AM UTC in Current happenings
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Asia: Afghanistan has fallen to the taliban

    
    Based. They were the rightful rulers of the land, after all. They emerged victorious as a brand-new group under Mullah Omar during the Afghan civil war.
12. 2024-01-09 at 3:44 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's 4:44 am. Nice!
13. 2024-01-09 at 3:44 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Prepare for what? I really don't believe anything will happen here in terms of a war. If I were to prepare for anything, I may as well get my tin foil hat out.
14. 2024-01-09 at 3:43 AM UTC in I've reported the site
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock anywhere that is communist-controlled, is a shithole

    
    I was asking you for places that weren't communist-controlled. Can you name a few?
15. 2024-01-09 at 3:42 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra lol.

    
    :D I'll be shitposting in the meantime.
16. 2024-01-09 at 3:42 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm reading manga. I'm at chapter 262 of 278. Normally I never read this stuff, I think it's for dorks, for weebs... otakus... but I couldn't wait for the anime that had recently ended, so I was kind of forced into doing this.
17. 2024-01-09 at 3:41 AM UTC in I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai >28
    
    hes a widdle baby 🥺

    
    Aren't you 29 or 30? We're practically the same age -- or widdle babies. 🥺
18. 2024-01-09 at 3:40 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Go to the city before the exam to make sure you know the directions to the venue. Don't get up at the latest. This is the most important thing in your life right now so put your all into it and study. Consider it your last chance. People who survived Auschwitz were the ones that were skilled so they were kept alive. You don't know what this life will throw at you.

    
    Thank you for the encouraging words. You're right, I need to make sure to sleep on time and to get up early. I already checked using 9292 how to get there. I'm making sure I arrive there earlier so I can also find the right classroom to be in. Also, the city is like close to the German border, so it's kind of funny you threw in the Auschwitz reference there.
19. 2024-01-09 at 3:39 AM UTC in I dropped out (again)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra it'll be your war soon enough, this way you're getting in on the ground floor

    
    Pfffft. Nice try, mister. The U.S. didn't dare to invade us because of our nuclear arsenal. They even admitted it. That's why they went after those other shitholes instead.
    
    Or were you talking about here in the Netherlands? Nah, it won't come to my doorstep. I promise you.
20. 2024-01-09 at 3:36 AM UTC in I've reported the site
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock Liberals are losing. They own the largest portion of the media and are able to put out their approved propaganda.
    
    You're thinking of the communist run shitholes. The sane people areas are nice.
    
    Where else can you own your own 'assault weapon' and shoot it whenever you want.

    
    Which areas are these? Hawaii?