Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-02-07 at 7:23 PM UTC in Indian Techbrah CEO dies at event
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I lol'd. I can't help it, I'm Pakistani.
2. 2024-02-07 at 7:21 PM UTC in Sex tourism in Africa
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost pick an age and country
   
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   I say 14 years old in Botswana. AOC check anyone?

   
   "In Botswana the age at which sexual intercourse can take place is 16 years old and above for both males and females. This is an exception to the general rule that individuals under the age of 18 years (the age of majority) are incapable of providing their legal consent."
3. 2024-02-07 at 7:19 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Too many veggies! NO thanks!!!!
4. 2024-02-07 at 7:13 PM UTC in What’s the difference
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That's because women take better care of their bodies than men do. Women likely take a shower before they meet up with men so they make sure to mask the smell beforehand.
5. 2024-02-07 at 7:12 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka Ideally it would take place in a secluded nature spot away from prying eyes and he would agree to hand over the bullets to you so it's fair. Someone needs to report on the outcome. His house could be boobytrapped.

   
   Makes sense, it'd be a legendary chapter NiS history after all; the Kafka-Sophie battle, so there should be someone to write it all down.
6. 2024-02-07 at 7:05 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost Garlic is the lowest tier sauce along with Marinara, I think if you have a really good style pizza a certain kind of garlic or marinara can go good with it but it depends on the pete. I am pretty much down for any sauce when it comes to pete though, but I do think there are some pairing combinations to take into account.
   
   Ranch seems to go good with more simple petes like a pepperoni or CP. I remember in high school I would go to the local pizzaria and they had a giant bottle of house ranch and I would douse my slices in it, good shit. I wouldn't enjoy ranch on a meat lovers though, it's a bit too rich.
   
   BBQ/Hot sauce goes good on pretty much any pete. I like BBQ chicken petes. I always order a pizza from DOMINO PIZZA on monday for the 50% off coupon and I get cheddar habanero dip. The most superior way is to dump all the sauce cups on the pizza instead of dipping it, obviously.
   
   Another thing I like is shawarma pete which is covered in garlic sauce, this is also a specialty Canadian pizza variation invented in Canada
   

   
   Yeah, I get mine from Domino's as well, barbeque chicken ones. And we don't get sauces in cups but rather in sachets, so naturally I just pour its contents on the pizza, so there's no possibility of dipping. But even if we had cups, I'd just pour it over the pizza, just like you said it should be done. It was a few weeks ago the last time I had a pizza though.
7. 2024-02-07 at 7:03 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I kind of agree and kind of don't. On the one hand if war really used to look like Braveheart it would take a lot more balls to do it.
   
   But the gun is like evolution like Marilyn Manson said.

   
   My British teacher told me that Braveheart was purely fictional (not that I ever watched Braveheart).
8. 2024-02-07 at 7:02 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Dirtbag He does have a gun but it won't be a problem with your help.

   
   Oh damn. I gotta be careful when I am going near his place, don't want a cap in my ass, ya know?
9. 2024-02-07 at 7:01 PM UTC in What’s the difference
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Okay, well you can try experimenting, right? Go on two separate dates, one with a man and one with a woman. Make sure to go camping for a few days. Then smell their buttholes, and see if you can tell a difference. Remember: no showering beforehand allowed. (And make sure it's consented)
10. 2024-02-07 at 6:55 PM UTC in Sex tourism in Africa
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I hear the Chinese are doing a pretty good job at this.
11. 2024-02-07 at 6:53 PM UTC in What’s the difference
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well, if we are talking naturally, then the smell will be the same. But women care more about not wanting to smell so they would be using powders and get rid of the hairs in an attempt to hide the smell, but if every single person were to stop doing that, whether male or female, then the smell would be the same. I did read that female farts smell worse than male farts though.
12. 2024-02-07 at 6:52 PM UTC in Your opinion of this gay porn?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Warcry sorry replying to scron.

    
    No worries, I understood you weren't referring to me!
13. 2024-02-07 at 6:49 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Can you get 12 gauge buckshot?
    
    1. Make a single shot shotgun
    2. Blow cops head off with it
    3. Take glock-type gun
    4. ???
    5. Profit

    
    Well, I live in the Netherlands but I don't really care about having guns, though I do realize the importance of knowing how to use one and having one when you live in a country where people have easy access to guns. You never know when you run into a nuthead. In the west, there's school shooters or wanna-be gangsters but in the east, there's urban warfare. Ideally, no one should own guns but realistically, it's better to have training and a gun for personal defense.
14. 2024-02-07 at 6:47 PM UTC in Your opinion of this gay porn?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I just found out that graphic des1gn is now censored as gay porn. Thanks, Meikai.
15. 2024-02-07 at 6:47 PM UTC in Your opinion of this gay porn?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai idk why i clicked on this thread like it was either going to be gay porn or gay porn and i didn't particularly want to see either.

    
    I was expecting gay porn but I clicked on it anyway.
16. 2024-02-07 at 6:42 PM UTC in What’s the difference
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    There's no difference.
17. 2024-02-07 at 6:42 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If I hadn't known any better, I would have assumed the guy in the second picture would have been either Afghan or Pakistani, due to his dress. Speaking of Pakistan, guns are legal over there, but public display of guns isn't allowed. However, where I am from, there are a lot of army soldiers as well as police officers with guns and rifles. Oh, and guards in shopping streets or in front of a bank or even McDonald's as well. Pretty interesting to see. Here in the Netherlands, I rarely see officers with guns and if I do, they're just Glock-type of guns rather than rifles/AK-47s like they have in Pakistan.
18. 2024-02-07 at 6:34 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock Boys have penises
    
    Girls have vaginas

    
    Uh yes you won't be getting any dick pics from a woman is what I'm saying. If you want to ask for dick pics, you should ask men. Like me. But I don't have any dick pics. I don't take those kind of pics.
19. 2024-02-07 at 6:31 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And then he told me because I told him I could smell the powder that I now have gunpowder on me and if the cops were to arrest me and look for gunpowder, I'd be considered the perpetrator due to having gunpowder on me (that I couldn't see with my eye, mind you).
20. 2024-02-07 at 6:31 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost 🌷🕌🇳🇱 &🌷🕌🇳🇱
    That's why sophie is the biggest hero on NIS and the biggest OG gangster in all the Netherlands

    
    LOL. Jokes aside, people can still acquire guns here, so I wouldn't rule it out. I used to hang out with this Polish dude (no, not Wariat/Warcry) and we were driving on the highway with some others. I sat on the backseat, behind the driver (the Polish dude) and he casually rolled down the window, took out a gun and shot at it. The roads were empty, so no one got hurt. I didn't get startled or anything, I just thought "Meh... oh, this smells like fireworks, kinda." That's gunpowder for ya.