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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I got some cash saved up, and you know one of my friends actually wanted me to lend him 50 euros which I did give him. He said he's pay me back before next month. Normally I wouldn't have asked for it back but I kinda need the money (I don't have a source of income anymore).
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Who pays for your groceries???

    I do.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, that actually happened -- basically I disappeared for ten days after just talking to her for a few days and then she had a major meltdown when I came back and it made me feel bad, so in order to make her feel better, I decided to move things to Whatsapp so I would be able to stay more in touch with her. I'm glad she realized her fault.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    UPDATE: I officially ended things. I didn't need to use any special lines, or say any reassuring words to make her feel better. She basically admitted her fault, which was basically guilt-tripping me last month, and I used the opportunity to verify that it was indeed the case, but of course without making her feel bad.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Uhhhh..... a brown one. Heheh.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah i heard of that, wasnt trying to eat a lot of chicken. Just thought it wouldnโ€™t hurt only after a couple days of not eating. Thank you, i feel better already, about to eat pizza rolls, gona eat em slowlyyy

    I got an online friend who's also from the Netherlands and he's similar to you; he eats nothing for days but then he also has a big cheat day, and eats a bunch of food. I told him to be careful as well. I think after you've had the chicken already, there's no harm in eating pizza rolls at any rate. Make sure to chew properly! That way, the nutrients reach your brain, something I learned from watching a Japanese tv show which was informative as well as fun to watch.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yes, I see mankind as insects. We infest this world. There's too many of us here.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I wouldn't post my dick online.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker As if you had options…


    Of course I do, faggot. :3
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I remember some muzzies online celebrating this and I was like, "You're celebrating too early, they just bit off more than they could chew." I was right.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Have you heard of refeeding syndrome? Be careful next time, start off with something small and then work your way up. I hope you feel better soon.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood was gonna try to use deck = [
    '๐Ÿ‚ก', '๐Ÿ‚ข', '๐Ÿ‚ฃ', '๐Ÿ‚ค', '๐Ÿ‚ฅ', '๐Ÿ‚ฆ', '๐Ÿ‚ง', '๐Ÿ‚จ', '๐Ÿ‚ฉ', '๐Ÿ‚ช', '๐Ÿ‚ซ', '๐Ÿ‚ญ', '๐Ÿ‚ฎ',
    '๐Ÿ‚ฑ', '๐Ÿ‚ฒ', '๐Ÿ‚ณ', '๐Ÿ‚ด', '๐Ÿ‚ต', '๐Ÿ‚ถ', '๐Ÿ‚ท', '๐Ÿ‚ธ', '๐Ÿ‚น', '๐Ÿ‚บ', '๐Ÿ‚ป', '๐Ÿ‚ฝ', '๐Ÿ‚พ',
    '๐Ÿƒ', '๐Ÿƒ‚', '๐Ÿƒƒ', '๐Ÿƒ„', '๐Ÿƒ…', '๐Ÿƒ†', '๐Ÿƒ‡', '๐Ÿƒˆ', '๐Ÿƒ‰', '๐ŸƒŠ', '๐Ÿƒ‹', '๐Ÿƒ', '๐ŸƒŽ',
    '๐Ÿƒ‘', '๐Ÿƒ’', '๐Ÿƒ“', '๐Ÿƒ”', '๐Ÿƒ•', '๐Ÿƒ–', '๐Ÿƒ—', '๐Ÿƒ˜', '๐Ÿƒ™', '๐Ÿƒš', '๐Ÿƒ›', '๐Ÿƒ', '๐Ÿƒž'
    ] but I keep forgetting stupid fucking terminals don't work with that and tkinter is for NIGGERS, I DON'T USE THAT SHIT!!!!


    import random
    from colorama import init, Fore, Style

    init(autoreset=True)

    deck = [
    ('A', 'Spades'), ('2', 'Spades'), ('3', 'Spades'), ('4', 'Spades'), ('5', 'Spades'),
    ('6', 'Spades'), ('7', 'Spades'), ('8', 'Spades'), ('9', 'Spades'), ('10', 'Spades'),
    ('J', 'Spades'), ('Q', 'Spades'), ('K', 'Spades'),

    ('A', 'Hearts'), ('2', 'Hearts'), ('3', 'Hearts'), ('4', 'Hearts'), ('5', 'Hearts'),
    ('6', 'Hearts'), ('7', 'Hearts'), ('8', 'Hearts'), ('9', 'Hearts'), ('10', 'Hearts'),
    ('J', 'Hearts'), ('Q', 'Hearts'), ('K', 'Hearts'),

    ('A', 'Diamonds'), ('2', 'Diamonds'), ('3', 'Diamonds'), ('4', 'Diamonds'), ('5', 'Diamonds'),
    ('6', 'Diamonds'), ('7', 'Diamonds'), ('8', 'Diamonds'), ('9', 'Diamonds'), ('10', 'Diamonds'),
    ('J', 'Diamonds'), ('Q', 'Diamonds'), ('K', 'Diamonds'),

    ('A', 'Clubs'), ('2', 'Clubs'), ('3', 'Clubs'), ('4', 'Clubs'), ('5', 'Clubs'),
    ('6', 'Clubs'), ('7', 'Clubs'), ('8', 'Clubs'), ('9', 'Clubs'), ('10', 'Clubs'),
    ('J', 'Clubs'), ('Q', 'Clubs'), ('K', 'Clubs')
    ]

    def get_card_ascii(card):
    value, suit = card
    top_bottom = "+---------+"
    if len(value) == 1:
    card_value = f"|โ–‘{value}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    else:
    card_value = f"|โ–‘{value}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    suit_display = f"|โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘{suit[0]}โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    middle_space = "|โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘|"
    return [
    top_bottom,
    card_value,
    middle_space,
    suit_display,
    middle_space,
    top_bottom
    ]

    def get_card_color(suit):
    if suit == 'Spades':
    return Fore.WHITE
    elif suit == 'Hearts':
    return Fore.RED
    elif suit == 'Diamonds':
    return Fore.CYAN
    else:
    return Fore.GREEN

    def draw_cards():
    global deck
    if len(deck) == 0:
    print("The deck is empty! Shuffle again to restart.")
    return
    drawn_cards = deck[:5]
    deck[:] = deck[5:]
    card_art = [get_card_ascii(card) for card in drawn_cards]
    card_colors = [get_card_color(card[1]) for card in drawn_cards]
    for i in range(6):
    for j in range(len(drawn_cards)):
    print(f"{card_colors[j]}{card_art[j][i]}", end=" ")
    print()

    def shuffle_deck():
    global deck
    random.shuffle(deck)
    print("Deck shuffled! Draw cards to start.")

    if __name__ == "__main__":
    shuffle_deck()
    while True:
    command = input("Enter 'draw' to draw 5 cards, 'shuffle' to shuffle, or 'quit' to exit: ").strip().lower()
    if command == 'draw':
    draw_cards()
    elif command == 'shuffle':
    shuffle_deck()
    elif command == 'quit':
    break
    else:
    print("Invalid command. Try again.")

    Where were you a year ago? I needed this stuff for my programming classes. I had to make a puzzle game from scratch and I had no idea how to achieve that.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley what do I got, kafka

    Me. :3
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    #CatholicForCabbageRolls
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Reverse*

    My lack of sleep is catching up with me. I'm awake for 24 hours now.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh nevermind, I see she's already been dubbed the reverese pedophile.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny That would be a good user title for her given the way she desperately clamors for my attention, and the attention of every guy whoโ€™s not actively simping for her

    Well then, I guess she'll be happy to have her new user title when she sees it.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley doing well about to get whomped by a big ass hurricane, thankfully I have a lot of canned fish and water

    Stay safe brotha! I'm not into fish myself but sometimes I eat it, not necessarily because I crave it but because there's nothing better in the house. Oh, I thought today's dinner would be pulao but it's actually butterchicken with rice.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny You disgust me you reverse pedophile

    A reverse pedophile would be elihpodep.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Have you even checked the plumbing?

    What does that mean hahah?
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