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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I love chicken, i love fish, i love cookies. My birthday is in june, ill text ya the date. What are you gona do for your birthday?

    Glad to hear that you do! Ahh cool, that's nice. My best friend's birthday is on 6 June. Well I don't celebrate my birthday but I'll tell you over text what'll be different this time around.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy What does that mean

    To TSTM means to have your account deleted, TSTM stands for The Self-Taught Man, basically when you request to have your account deleted, your posts all merge into that account. At first I thought it was someone who had no life (I mean, it has over 200,000 posts!) but then I understood how the account worked after someone explained it.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Food delivery, luckily youre not into kids and dont do drugs. Youll do great

    Hahah appreciate it :D
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Grimace We like it that way.

    Well that's just mean.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Grimace In Telegram, is what I was referring to.

    Oh right, I'm not there (anymore).
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy When is your birthday? Today i ate 12 pizza rolls, and half a bowl of sesame chicken with sum carrots and noodle stuff in it. Total of around 900 cals today. What did you eat?

    2 December, when is yours? And oooh that's nice, hope you enjoyed it. I had like, three samosas with minced meat, some baked fish (247 kcal) and a few cookies, an almost an entire bag of Bugles. Tomorrow it'll be rice with chicken or how we specifically call it: pulao.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Grimace Oh, Fluttershy. Why did you leave us?

    His last post was from like, almost 30 minutes ago.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Cutting Board

  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by shitty titty Bradley wannaB

    I’m jk don’t yell at me

    Oh that's actually clever.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah no wonder some of you guys fuck goats, more feminine than the bitches over there



    I love animals too but not in that way.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And I have one which I also take with me outside, got a subscription on it, like 15 GB data per month with 120 minutes of calling.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Do you have multiple chargers for all the phones?



    Originally posted by Crispy Omg actually, look into a portable charger. I have one and its kinda good when my phone dies while im out

    I basically have different phones, the one I'm using now is a Chinese phone which normally works well but this one's absolutely dogshit. Ahhh, yes a portable charger would be a great idea. I'm gonna need it, I'm thinking of doing food delivery stuff as a job, so it'd come in handy.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I like “left pocket dog shit” more, skibidi ohio rizzler is kinda old news now, not very funny anymore

    I'm gonna post about it on the forum I'm on, tons of zoomers there. Gonna see if anyone gets what I'm saying.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Youre in your 20’s dont get married until youre in your 30’s. You dont do drugs so dont settle for a fat bitch like most of these people here. Youre a good guy and apparently good lookin, so you can get whoever you want. You just need more confidenceeee

    Yeah, I'm turning 29 in December so I'm already nearing my thirties. Well thank you for the nice words but I don't think I am anything other than bad looking. I can text you a pic one of these days if you want.

    Ahh.. can't believe I didn't ask yet-- but what'd you have for dinner?
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Ill text my profile, you can look through it. Got tons of playlists

    Thanks! I'll make sure to charge my other phone tomorrow. The phone I'm currently using is slow and so it's annoying to use it actively.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Say skibidi rizz, ohio rizzler, free diddy, left pocket dog shit

    Oh yah, I've heard of skibidi being used a lot.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy You have better luck talkin to people over text first. You can definitely find someone and meet up with them. Dont go getting married after first meeting though, alwaysss goes wrong

    Yes, you're right. It's happened way too fast. I think we only started talking in August, or maybe July at its earliest. Well it doesn't matter as I am cutting it off soon. My brother got married after knowing his wife for six months and to be honest that was an entire shitshow, and a bad omen is that they were the same age that the woman I met and I are now. My brother was 28 (like me) when he met and married his wife (who was 26, like the woman I met). It's like the universe is saying "don't do it stupid."
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Haha thang

    Trying to be one of the cool kids :')
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Dude fuck that, any woman over 5’5 is a tranny, even 5’5 is pushin it

    Hahah well you should know where I live that 5'5" is below average for women. I see tons of women outside who are taller than me. A couple of weeks ago I saw an Amazonian warrior, she was like 6'5" tall or something. And just wearing sneakers. It's not uncommon to see women between 5'10" and 6'3", it becomes a bit more uncommon after 6'3" but still possible.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy I have many more songs if you want, tons even. I have spotify playlists i can post

    Wait, you do? Dang I didn't know you used spotify hah. Sure, I'll follow all playlists you got. Can you text them to me, then when my phone is charged I will add them. On Monday.
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