Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-05-12 at 12:16 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Solstice Why not? Muhammad loved that.

   
   Ahh, Muhammad. You mean the guy who got killed in Syria recently? Poor fella.
2. 2024-05-12 at 12:15 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley MM let's see your "Big" dong, because I don't believe you'd be so flattering to see big dicks if yours was really big too.

   
   Experienced women say 5.5 girth is ideal and less-experienced women say anywhere between 4.8 and 5 is ideal but I have more girth than that so I'm worried about that. Like I wouldn't want to hurt my partner or anything because that's whack and it would kill the fun for me. When I share a bed with someone I want us both to enjoy it, not just me. I wish I was smaller just to be safe, 6 x 4.5 sounds good to me. Above average length but average girth.
3. 2024-05-12 at 12:13 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley MM let's see your "Big" dong, because I don't believe you'd be so flattering to see big dicks if yours was really big too.

   
   Well, it actually is big. I got a pic but I can't share it because it's not ok. The length is between 6.7 and 7.1 and the girth is above average as well. I put on an average-sized condom recently when I was soft and I filled it up. It was a little bit difficult to get it on, it didn't slip off or anything and if I can wear an average-sized condom while I'm flaccid then you know I'm not making stuff up. People say big starts at 6 x 5 and I'm longer than 6 and girthier than 5. And that at my thinnest. So yes, I have a big dick but I don't even get to use it.
4. 2024-05-12 at 12 AM UTC in Its Curtains for SUDO, HTS, SCRON and SPEC
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Narc He in Florida wasn't he? I guess him and Captain Faggot finally ran into each other
   
   
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   I don't remember. All I remember is he and HelloClarice were getting along very well. Maybe Bradley's had a threesome with Captain Falcon and Darkhunter.
5. 2024-05-11 at 11:59 PM UTC in How to save money on groceries (life hack)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Narc Yeah just all veg if you want. Starving doesn't lose weight, stir-fry is just a little oil, add garlic and/or chili for taste. But you need some fats bro, just eat less than you burn and weight will drop. Can even add lean chicken, prawn or fish and still lose weight easy. Exercise is always key to lose weight so hit the gym.
   
   Or look into fasting, should be easy for a Muslim lad.
   
   btw, starving puts your body into crisis mode so it aims to only burn fat as least as poss because its working on the basis that food is scarce and doesn't know how long it will need the stored fats in your body. And then when you do eat it looks to replace as much fat as poss for later use so is a real uphill struggle if losing weight is your aim.
   
   
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   Starving myself actually helped me get rid of the first few kgs which made me motivated but afterwards it's going down slowly and that's the most frustrating part about starving yourself to lose weight. I want to see results as quickly as possible. This is the last weekend I'm not gonna eat anything and from then on I will make sure to incorporate a feasible diet to my lifestyle because I definitely don't like not eating for an entire day. I was at a birthday party today and there was so much good food and I didn't even have any of it because of my starving myself. Appreciate the advice!
6. 2024-05-11 at 11:57 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock Or get fucked up the ass

   
   No thanks, man.
7. 2024-05-11 at 11:57 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Narc Man the fuck up
   
   Women are attracted to men
   
   I ain't no pretty boy, wouldn't even wanna be
   
   
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   I'm just saying if I had been universally good-looking then I wouldn't have been rejected.
8. 2024-05-11 at 11:56 PM UTC in I Want to Congratulate HTS
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai no fucking way 😤
   
   this is a SIGN

   
   And there were have it, 6969 posts. Respond to this with your alt.
9. 2024-05-11 at 11:56 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Fawkes Just post your face already so we can see what kind of Quasimodo motherfuck you really are

   
   No way, man. Aren't you the supposed good-looking fella here? I wanna see your picture.
10. 2024-05-11 at 11:55 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fawkes I don’t doubt she’s had a lot of work done to appear passable to an ugly incel loser like yourself

    
    You say the nicest things.
11. 2024-05-11 at 11:54 PM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fawkes Are you actually gonna finish it this time, for once in your life

    
    Yeah, I'm gonna finish it this time. The longest I held out was six months and while I'm not doing it for six months, I think I will be able to make it through the entire year (fingers crossed).
12. 2024-05-11 at 11:54 PM UTC in Does anyone want to be my slave?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka I said it for the first time in front of Myers when I was referring to this site, I slipped.

    
    Hahahahaha I still remember that. My memory might be failing me here but I think you were being apologetic about it and I was thinking to myself at the time "errr that doesn't even offend me..." Lol.
13. 2024-05-11 at 9:27 AM UTC in I Want to Congratulate HTS
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ?
    
    That's a weird thing to ask someone

    
    Rest in peace, brother. :(
14. 2024-05-11 at 9:27 AM UTC in I Want to Congratulate HTS
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    6 more posts before you get there again, buddy.
15. 2024-05-11 at 9:26 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Warcry https://avn.com/porn-stars/marina-angel-540307.html

    
    Pornposting this early, Warcry? I couldn't.
16. 2024-05-11 at 9:26 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Just woke up and it's 10pm. Being nocturnal will fuck up my productivity and means I can't enjoy the few sunny days we have. Wat do.

    
    I woke up around 9 pm, relatable. Slept again at 4:30 am so I woke up at 6:50 am. I was invited (not personally, but as a household) to my cousin's son's birthday but I don't want to go, I want to stay at home and be home alone the entire day. Get a taste of the future life.
17. 2024-05-11 at 9:19 AM UTC in Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    According to this, I am a Black Knight.
    
    - No one fuck with you (28 year old virgin)
    - I'm a dumbass nigger (I'm retarded)
    - 12 inch dick (ok, so 10 inch dicks or more don't exist, but mine is considered big).
18. 2024-05-11 at 9:16 AM UTC in Can you thanks your own post?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not without using an alt, no.
19. 2024-05-11 at 9:16 AM UTC in Which is the best snack bar?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Grimace ALLAHU SNACK BAR

    
    Islamic dude here. Was waiting for this one.
20. 2024-05-11 at 9:15 AM UTC in today is the day for our resident new totsean army to spam the forum
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost I mark this day on my planner and make sure to log in just to make fun of losers on the internet GET YOUR ALTS WARMED UP

    
    I don't have any alts.