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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, that actually happened -- basically I disappeared for ten days after just talking to her for a few days and then she had a major meltdown when I came back and it made me feel bad, so in order to make her feel better, I decided to move things to Whatsapp so I would be able to stay more in touch with her. I'm glad she realized her fault.
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  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Who pays for your groceries???

    I do.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I got some cash saved up, and you know one of my friends actually wanted me to lend him 50 euros which I did give him. He said he's pay me back before next month. Normally I wouldn't have asked for it back but I kinda need the money (I don't have a source of income anymore).
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy God you talk a lot dude, go outside

    Old man needs to do his ramblings while his restaurant is empty. :(
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Was she sporty? please describe her appearance
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    You're such a nice guy
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley I have agreed to fight the guy after Muhammed Meyers breaks things off

    Do your thang, boo.

    See this:


    Originally posted by Michael Myers UPDATE: I officially ended things. I didn't need to use any special lines, or say any reassuring words to make her feel better. She basically admitted her fault, which was basically guilt-tripping me last month, and I used the opportunity to verify that it was indeed the case, but of course without making her feel bad.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Ot today I talked to a very nice Muslim man from the Netherlands via Whatsapp
  9. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Me too
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Was she sporty? please describe her appearance

    What do you mean by sporty? She was 5'6.5", light brown, like yellow-ish, skinny, that's just her body. Face-wise, she had good bone structure but no harmony at all, she did not look female. Relatively bushy eyebrows which were low-set and that's a masculine trait, oh and her eyes were kinda far apart and one of her eyes is kinda lazy. Thin lips as well, which is also a masculine trait.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley You're such a nice guy

    Aww thanks for the nice words but I don't think I am. But thanks anyway. :)
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  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ot today I talked to a very nice Muslim man from the Netherlands via Whatsapp



    Originally posted by Crispy Me too

    Awww you guys. :3

    Btw, I burst out in laughter when you sent me that picture, Bradley. I was on my phone with full screen brightness and there was someone sitting behind me, I wonder if she (middle-aged woman) saw it or not, but after that I put my phone in my pocket. IF I go outside, I'll try to make some more pictures as you like it.
  13. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What do you mean by sporty? She was 5'6.5", light brown, like yellow-ish, skinny, that's just her body. Face-wise, she had good bone structure but no harmony at all, she did not look female. Relatively bushy eyebrows which were low-set and that's a masculine trait, oh and her eyes were kinda far apart and one of her eyes is kinda lazy. Thin lips as well, which is also a masculine trait.

    Im assuming she had a thick pipe in her pants as well, you deserve a real woman
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Im assuming she had a thick pipe in her pants as well, you deserve a real woman

    Hahahah thank you. I'm still convinced she's a woman, but a very manly-looking one. I noticed she had B cups. Had I not seen it, I'd probably have come down to the same conclusion.
  15. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Many men have B cups. Have you seen woz?
  16. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah, that actually happened – basically I disappeared for ten days after just talking to her for a few days and then she had a major meltdown when I came back and it made me feel bad, so in order to make her feel better, I decided to move things to Whatsapp so I would be able to stay more in touch with her. I'm glad she realized her fault.

    Well I would have had a meltdown too bc honestly she probably already picked out her wedding dress and her sister wife’s wedding dress based on the conversations you guys were having.
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