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  1. crazy mike Houston
    But do you guys know if its possible to order it even if its illegal in your state?



    there are many different syncans out there, they can't all be illegal in your state.

    if its illegal, they won't sell it to you, so may as well try.
  2. crazy mike Houston
    LordHangMan is who that was, if you MUST know



    I don't think this is true.
  3. crazy mike Houston
    then who the fuck was it then?
  4. crazy mike Houston
    inb4darkrodent posts a pic of your cock with some inane joke about how 'you really are a material girl'


    I really can't express how tired I am of seeing that goddamn thing.
  5. crazy mike Houston
    yeah because she drank his starbucks or something.
  6. crazy mike Houston
    damnit I am not using my computer so I don't have access to my pictures of whores

    it is all the way across town and I don't feel like going there.

    simply by typing this post, I have already put far too much effort into trying to get you aroused.
  7. crazy mike Houston
    it was LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery or something equally faggish, iirc
  8. crazy mike Houston
    waste of ammo
  9. crazy mike Houston
    fanglekai's existence is a free-standing joke
  10. crazy mike Houston
    I'm getting good.


    don't get a big head, that's how you get caught


    I have never gotten caught, but I have been chased/approached/set off door alarms a lot. It's bound to happen during a 10 year run...I pretty much moved town to town like a locust, stripping stores of consumer goods, living off the land
  11. crazy mike Houston
    I don't know about locally, but here are some online companies:

    http://rchems.org/

    http://www.chemicalservices.org/

    http://www.lsresearchchems.com/


    I haven't tried any of these places yet.....I don't fuck with spice but the clonazolam looks enticing....
  12. crazy mike Houston
    I'm so old that cougars are my normal prey

    there are a few people here that are over 10 years older than I am, they fuck grannies
  13. crazy mike Houston
    'deployed anally'
  14. crazy mike Houston
    Whereabouts? I need to read that. I only really take alcohol because those smallish bottles slip neatly into my inside pockets.

    I got grassed in tho for drinking and arguing with everyone yesterday, which means I now have to argue with the bitches again later on.



    in bad ideas of course


    also. malice, I just thought you were implying regret in your post. if you don't want to play the socialization game, there is nothing wrong with that. you are like an evil, transhumanistic monk.
  15. crazy mike Houston
    Also, I should have been clearer that the cellphone thing is to be used as a last resort, like when you have something in your waistband or under your arm and you need to visually misdirect an observer. People will look at the cellphone or the money or whatever, rather than the bulge at your waist or the strange way you are holding your arms.

    re-writing this guide made me realize how glad I am to not be doing this for a living anymore.
  16. crazy mike Houston
    well, at least its coming out, not going in


    somehow, that is a tiny bit less gay
  17. crazy mike Houston
    who cares about a girls IQ


    girls are just naturally stupid, with a few exceptions, of course.
  18. crazy mike Houston
    Thinking back through life, I've hurt every single person that has tried to get close to me due to my inability to open up and connect to them, to reciprocate their feelings. I am impossible to get through to, no matter the amount, the person, I will always be alone and trapped within myself.



    All relationships, no matter how minor, or intense, require work. From nodding and smiling at an acquaintances bad joke, to pretending to listen with interest when your wife tells you about her stupid boring day, it requires some effort on your part. And its ok to fake it, if it makes the other person feel worthwhile. I don't mean to like, preach at you or anything, but somehow I sort of think that part of this is because you don't want to connect with people, not because you can't. If you can lie, if you can fake a smile, then you can relate to others.
  19. crazy mike Houston
    you seem some what frothy tonight? did you forget to take you lithium?



    how am I any different from any other day?


    also, that's fucking great MQ
  20. crazy mike Houston
    I was in a tony the tiger commercial where tony the tiger comes up to my house and give me a bicycle thats painted like a tiger…

    frosted flakes are fucking great


    I guess you aren't so bad after all


    Also, fuck you and your fucking cat


    I hate you so much
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