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Posts That Were Thanked by HampTheToker

  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    sorry for ur loss,, my mom died on Christmas a few years ago so now Christmas is weird for the family,, especially since its just her sister and my step dad left for family
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  2. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't even know you but sorry for the loss.
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  3. i hope saying things like this doesnt make me a bad person.
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  4. Originally posted by aldra happy birthday!

    now you get to commemorate 2 things for the price and effort of just one.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    happy birthday!
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  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Gosh, Hamp, I'm really sorry. I hope you and your family were able to be with her. Did you have a close relationship?
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  7. What are you doing about the Democrats' election fraud rampant in my state? We're looking to you for leadership, I hope you do the Christian thing and burn them with acid.
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  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra orange man bad

    Get the fuck out
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  9. Originally posted by DietPiano cofefe

    Thank you potential voter. It's Covfefe. Make America Great Again.

    Originally posted by aldra orange man bad

    Boy Aldra you're having a hard time tonight.



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you incest ?

    Only with Ivanka, but can you blame me? She's a cutie. Too bad that she got the taste for kosher sausage at boarding school.

    MAGA.



    Originally posted by Sudo What's your IQ and how is it higher than the median Americans?

    154, and via my superior genetics.

    Have fun being a handsome and well tanned individual, I'd ban you for being a handsome and well tanned individual muslim, but I'm not allowed.

    MAGA.



    Originally posted by mmQ How does babby foem?

    They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

    MAGA



    Originally posted by aldra who was more persistent in trying to blow you, Trudeau or Macron?

    Trudeau. I love him, though we squabble. He's down for whatever.

    Macron is my boy too, we've had our troubles, like any couple, but he takes all the granny's I reject. He prefers the dark meat too. MAGA.



    Originally posted by POLECAT send newds of the hot Daughter

    They took my old phone of me when I was elected, so can't. Those SS guys are sneaky.



    Originally posted by gadzooks What are some of the business strategies you used to build your economic empire?

    Do you find that running a country really is a lot like running a company?

    Which do you prefer doing more?

    Also, are you an abnormally tall Oompa Loompa?

    Tax evasion, tax avoidance, and tax ignorance.

    I run my business like I run my country. I promote anyone who hates me, as I assume they're smarter than my fans. MAGA.

    I don't know what an Oompa Loompa is, but I propose banning them until we understand what the hell is going on. MAGA.
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  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Earlier this year I underwent a kind of somatic therapy designed to reintegrate traumatic memories, and when it's done right there are generally some cognitive and emotional side effects. I found myself stuck in obsessive thoughts of my parents' mortality for two weeks, it interfered with my whole life during that time. I could only get it to quiet down by smoking 3x the usual weed. A couple of weeks after it subsided, I learned my mom had cancer and it came right back. I think that it's given me perspective. Now that I realize I could lose them at any point in the next decade and that I won't be ready, I'm much more attentive to my family.
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  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Gadzooks!

    And zoot suit!

    Wowzers!
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    orange man bad
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  13. AMA in this thread or follow me on tweeter, @realDonaldTrump
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Grimace Nope! My mom just literally died. Literally. Dead. She died. I watched her casket lower. Oopsy daisy!

    Moms never die

    They always live on in your heart

    Like a lovely tapeworm
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  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Christ, reading back through those makes me thankful so much that Lanny took the reigns and did what he did. Zoklet was a fucking crybaby fest from the top, down. Everyone whined and cried and bitched and moaned, from Admins to mods to users. It was horrible. Thank you Lanny.

    However, seeing some of those usernames again, makes me wonder....

    ..any of you fuckers still here?
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember waking up one night and bursting into your moms vagina.

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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The book of Duderonomy instills within us the wisdom that true brotherhood (and sisterhood) means sharing one's sacred crystal stash, thus being a true Dude.
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Quarter of purple fruit punch Trump's your shitty ball, bro. Stimulants are fun, but you can't sustain that kind of lifestyle. I can't, anyway.

    Ye, anything is possible with virtuous faith and devotion to the holy crystal.

    Abraham was once instructed to sacrifice his son Isaac for a 2-point sac of meth, and he set out to carry out this task, even though it meant murdering his own son. The benevolent Methathustra intervened, and tossed Abraham an ounce of his finest ice.

    He was thus rewarded for his faith.

    Amen.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The CIA really has NO CREDIBILITY, though. That's a real problem with their story. This whole thing could easily be staged for some political purpose or other. It could very well be that 'Shoggy didn't even really die. You can't believe anything these days unless you have credible sources.

    it's literally like John Wayne Gacy calling Fred West a 'menace to children'

    regardless, any public release from an 'intelligence' agency is meant to have a political effect regardless of whether it's the truth or not.
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  20. I’m sorry about your mom, Hamp. I just read that. :/ If you ever want to talk, I’m about to hit 5 years since my dad passing. It’s something a lot of people don’t get... loosing a parent young....
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