Captain Falcon is objectively mad.

1. 2016-02-15 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #21
   Kek Houston

   Wow a whole paragraph, I can smell the mad from a mile downwind.

   
   Stop being so rump rammed silly pants
2. 2016-02-15 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #22
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   Stop being so rump rammed silly pants

   
   He gets like that when he's mad.
3. 2016-02-15 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^it smells like goddamn asshole in here. Aka cptn. Falcons butt hurt
4. 2016-02-15 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   penis
5. 2016-02-15 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have never been mad in my entire life.
6. 2016-02-15 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^I'm not mad brah. I was just talking shit back last night because I was drunk.

   
   
   It's okay, I love you bro
7. 2016-02-15 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^it smells like goddamn asshole in here. Aka cptn. Falcons butt hurt

   
   
   My butt only hurts because your posts about your encounters with women gave me ass cancer.
8. 2016-02-16 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #28
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   My butt only hurts because your posts about your encounters with women gave me ass cancer.

   
   Which is an interesting coincidence as Bill Krozby's encounters with women also gave them ass cancer.
9. 2016-02-16 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #29
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   
10. 2016-02-16 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #30
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Also, how the fuck do I have 39 thanks in like 30 posts?
11. 2016-02-16 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^because the website is buggy
    
12. 2016-02-16 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #32
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    ^because the website is buggy

    
    Hey Bill Krozby, look out the window. You see that guy across the street in the white shirt? Say hi to my nigga.
13. 2016-02-16 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Hey Bill Krozby, look out the window. You see that guy across the street in the white shirt? Say hi to my nigga.

    
    
    I did and he talked about you're gnarly baby mammers mug shot and called you a cuck that will hopefully one day grow a brain and a cock.
14. 2016-02-17 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #34
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Your*