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2019-11-12 at 5:57 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!*contribution*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 3:42 PM UTC in Fuck's sake
Originally posted by DietPiano CASPER you give me hope bud. You're putting in the work and the work is putting out for you. I love it. And I love you. And I love me. And I love all you guys.
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Yeah Its so hard to see when youre in it. But I remember making all those same kinds of rules and constraints. "Its not that the drugs aren't working. Its that Im doing them the wrong way." "Its me thats making mistakes" . "Its not that Ive been trying to avoid the discomfort and anxiety of depression and failure and dissatisfaction and not having my life the way I want it....its just recreation. Why shouldn't I be able to enjoy myself now and again?"
For 13 fucking years...what shouldve been the best years of my life...I sat in a room and got fucked up, and stagnated mentally, didnt cultivate my mind or body, didnt socialize, sold drugs and other things, threatened people, and willingly hurt people. There was always another reason why things werent going right. It was the stress of the court dates. It was the expectations of family. It was my fucked up ex girlfriends. Its was judgemental friends and co-workers. Its kind of frightening how easily we delude ourselves into believing that the problem is anything but that ONE thing we want to keep doing.
And I get it.
Not to proselytize, but theres one step (idk which one im not that rigorous in my "studies" lol) which says you sincerely ask the universe or whatever to remove your faults. Which seemed kind of "duh" to me at first. But when you really think about it, we get so comfortable with these stories we tell about yourselves. These intricate mythologies of who we are and how we act and what we're like. I thought I was the person to go to a nice upscale party and cook crack in their dining room. Or snort coke and oxy in the middle of a movie theatre. Or drive around with guns and fight people at gas stations. Who was too aloof to do something as boring and pedestrian as go to a school dance or go bowling or go for a hike. That what I did in social situations was disengage and hope someone engaged with me. It was all just a cliche role. An amalgamation of every squinty eyed rebel in every fucking movie ever.
Theyre all just stories. But they get so comfortable. Its not always a foregone conclusion that we want them changed. Sometimes part of addiction is coming to believe that we can be someone else, and be happy that way. That admitting fault isnt admitting failure, and that having to evolve doesnt mean weakness.
Idk. I get it. It all sounds very, very familiar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 6:22 PM UTC in Free thank to whoever first locates my dadI think I know your father a bit better than you do, Marlon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 4:24 PM UTC in candyrein
Originally posted by CandyRein I was kinda still in a Dh frame of mind when I got here and made
โFriendshipsโ
We didnโt really make it a big deal there.. we all seen each other naked almost
Lesson learned tho here ๐
I wish i would of known that was how familial bonds were cemented in the land from whence you came.
Incoming picture of my taint.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-12 at 2:31 PM UTC in Fuck's sakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-18 at 6:44 AM UTC in 18, 2nd benzo withdrawl seizureIf youre already having seizures from your drug abuse at 18, i give you like 5- 6 years.
Real talk tho.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-08 at 8:08 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I can't have my fuckin nitrous cause the shit ass postal service is un-precendentedly slow at delivering the shit when it always has before by now, it still says its at the city distribution center not even the post office yet.
This is the first time ive ever read a post about nitrous that I havent been compelled to jump on creamright.com.
I was ordering so often that after one missed delivery, started getting next day upgraded for free.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 6:18 PM UTC in Oh when the dogs come marching in..oh when the dogs
OH WHEN THE DOGS
lick off the cheese
LICK OFF THE CHEESE
Oh when the dogsss lick off the cheeeeessseee
Oh lawd i waaaant to be in that dump truck
When the doges lick off the cheeseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 12:44 PM UTC in I'm gheyGREAT BUMP CANDY NOW IM FUCKING SAD AND ITS NOT EVEN 5AM
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2019-11-07 at 1:31 PM UTC in I'm gheyWill take that under advisement.
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2019-11-07 at 6:14 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Your editor must've hated your fucking guts to have to comb through that drivel and try to make it coherent.
Im trying to imagine who your mom had to pay to even get you in the door.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 5:58 PM UTC in I was lost but now am found.Hes lying. Girls dont poop.
However there is poop in the microwave in the teachers lounge.
True story.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 5:29 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Going to an aquarium to have sex with a 12 year old is entirely different than just "being attracted to".
Im guessing Forbes saw it the same way since they scrubbed anything you ever wrote.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 5:28 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVUHe has a very kind of old-timey voice. Like an old radio guy. I dont think I have any specific kind of voice, but ive watched enough comedy to get the rhythm and cadence down. If theres a time today when I can comfortably record me talking about gay jizz and buttholes, ill post here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 5 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVUI need to go comb through my books and see whats worth working on.
first line:
"Real men dont rape? Tell that to the Vikings."
OH LOOK AT MR CHISELED WITH HIS BIG AXE ALL DRAPED IN ANIMAL SKINS. LOOK AT YOU, JUST BURNING AND PILLAGING AND RAPING MEN IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILIES TO DENY THEM ENTRANCE TO VALHALLA. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO RAISE 3 CHILDREN ALONE, GET YOUR GED AND RUN AN ETSY STORE ALL BY YOURSELF. YOURE JUST A BIG VEINY DICK. WHICH I GUESS IS SORT OF APROPOS...BUT YOURE STILL A GARBAGE HUMAN BEAN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 12:16 PM UTC in Some more of my art for youOh.
Youre actually retarded.
Like clinically, mentally stunted.
I wonder if this changes anything?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-06 at 4:41 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by Sudo I would like to hear it
I've written a lot of jokes for my nonexistent stand-up routine and I've got probably 8 minutes on puking up methadone in prison
I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um.....what?"
And its at this point that I realize...my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh...THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him...its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa...except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej...would that make them a gay? Would I...he...even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold....there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s..."
So BASICALLY.....he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends........................is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
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2019-11-07 at 1:12 PM UTC in Random image threadI believe it. When i bounced, there were a couple little 130 lb dudes who were like boa constrictors. Arms and necks like rope. Fortunately those were not the norm.
Youre working night shift? I was gonna ask wtf you were doing up at like 7amThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 1:05 PM UTC in I'm gheyin b4 candi gets committed by her co-workers for undiagnosed MPD
Ill expect a full report.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
