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2019-11-22 at 9:13 PM UTC in Most of you are actual pieces of shit.
Originally posted by ORACLE Oh they're mentally unbalanced. But real criminal degenerates don't sit around posting on niggas in space. They are out engaging in criminal degeneracy. The ones here are pussies and cripples.
Au Contraire. When you don't work a real job, there's a lot of free time in between hitting the methadone clinic, dropping off weapons in north Hollywood, and driving a bitch to Palm Springs to fuck an Indian businessman bc you still need $1200 re-up more heroin. -
2019-11-21 at 11:05 PM UTC in Me being casualNo one. Gives. A. Fuck.
If we stop giving you attention, will you die? You're like a shark that has to keep moving to have oxygen to breathe, instead in your case it's trying to fuck children and being painfully below average. -
2019-11-19 at 12:47 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Meh. Need change. Antidepressants have me waking up at 2am every night and cant get back to sleep.
Spend the rest of the night binge eating and thinking about dead people and people ive hurt.
Fun shit.
Dont feel like killing myself, but I constantly fantastize about foiling a robbery or mass shooting and getting shot in the head, so that my life would be worth something.
Completely healthy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-19 at 4:35 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-19 at 2:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by mmQ Can you placebo scent? I just smelled this random smell that reminded me of snowmobiles fueling and firing up back at the lodge where my dad would take me for sledding adventures.
Scent is actually most linked with memory. They think it has something to do with early ancestors encoding certain scents to family and community members to recognize a friend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-18 at 11:17 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr Your right, I should follow your path to being as unnotable as possible. Show me your radio jedi song playlists and disintegrate my identity by having my life aspirations being working 9-5 in a dead end
You're becoming the new mash dude. When I see your posts it makes me sad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-17 at 3:33 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 6:41 AM UTC in I have a date tonightI hadnt head the last part about mouth rape.
You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED...THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE.....YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-17 at 7 AM UTC in I have a date tonightwatching Bill Krozby pork trailer park princesses in night vision while a cat licks its butthole and I blare "Livin La Vida Loca" ad nauseum through Tinychat on his computer....is Must See TvThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 6:47 AM UTC in I have another date tomorrowI shouldve asked toni how many dates until shell let you engage in adult baby and diaper fetish play.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 2:09 AM UTC in I have a date tonight"I mean yeah the apartment and i kinda felt if i didnt leave he was gonna rape me soo..."
GOLD. ABSOLUTE GOLD. -
2019-11-16 at 1:58 AM UTC in Fuck's sake
Originally posted by DietPiano You should get test injections than. I have no idea what my levels are naturally but I started juicing and it feels awesome and as natural as it gets because it is.
Yeah i started some supplement today and gonna talk to my GP about getting on some test. Mine measured at 92 which is like astronomically low. Ofc Malice was right. Smug prick is prolly smirking his bloated rotting smile somewhere right now.
On second thought idk is its possible to smirk without a lower jaw.
But yeah im def looking into it. Bc it would explain a lot of the reason i feel like such dogshit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-16 at 10:18 AM UTC in My vape pen ran out of battery before I could smoke all the thcSmoke it on foil, you boobThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-16 at 5:32 AM UTC in I have a date tonightSHOTZ FIYAHD!!!!
KPOP has women mad at him who've never even been in his same stateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 11:17 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by 6011UM Why the fuck were you paying for ANY of her groceries?
Dinner is one thing, but groceries?
No we bought stuff for dinner. I cooked herb crusted salmon that she already had in the fridge with rosemary and sea salt oven potatoes and bacon-kale. But the groceries we needed at fucking whole foods were still like $38 and change.
I was going to pay for just the 5 or 6 dollars worth of spices since plain salmon seemed kinda blah to me, but then she "forgot her wallet" so not wanting to make a scene, I got my card out. She said "After dinner we can walk to the 7-11 and grab you cash". By the time I left it was like 1am, so i said if you want to just shoot me the money on cashapp, that works too. She said she only had google pay since her cashapp had been hacked. So after I left, I told her I downloaded and set up google pay, and sent her a request. Didnt hear back from her for like a day and a half and then got a page-stretcher of a text back about how the salmon was 17 dollars and she spent over an hour cleaning up the mess I made (a cookie sheet covered in foil and a pan for bacon), and her rent is 1900 and she only gets 800 a month from her trust fund to live off of and she still has to feed her dog, and its very UNCHIVALROUS of me to be so aggressive in asking her for $20 after she graciously allowed me to eat her fish and hang out, and then paid for my $13 uber home (which i only ever suggested because she owes me $700 from hotel rooms and china white from before she left in 2017).
Its rare that Ive got an erection from imagining just choking someone but this is definitely one of those scenarios. I was fucking pissed. -
2019-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTC in I have a date tonightI like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-12 at 6:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I feel very safe here. Reminds me of autumn mornings before school when Id stretch my adolescent scrotum over the toaster coils to ward off the chill while Auntie James made buttermilk biscuits and sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-14 at 7:35 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Or just stop pussyfooting around and buy heroinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-13 at 6:38 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-13 at 6:41 AM UTC in Free thank to whoever first locates my dadIm pretty disappointed its not front row third from the right.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
