After we watched it in high school, for like the next year my autistic jedi friend would go around school yelling to me “YES MASSUH MY NAME TOBAY I BE GOOD NIGGUH”
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Originally posted by ORACLE
Taking a long painful constipated shit
let it tear ur asshole open. ull never be constipated again. My butthole has undergone a glorious evolution. Its like one of those deep sea fish that develops extra appendages only in mycase its just my wrecked shitpussy
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Just general run of the mill mopey faggotry. Theres like three sides of my brain. One is always ready to snap and spit in someones face. The second one is always depressed as fuck and axious and second guessing stuff and thinking of gay feminine ways to get people to prove they give a shit about me. and the third, impartial me is like “Yall are some angsty lil queers stfu everyone has problems if ur so sad youd stfu and kill yourself. Youre just comfortable being sad and not connecting with people bc thats how you know youll never disappoint anyone.”
GAY
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If the Chinese are so fucking inbred and retarded that they dont see how unregulated filthy markets with a bunch of bullshit wildlife is a perfect vector for evolving exotic diseases,they deserve GG. I mean these are the same stupid fucks who steal all their ideas and pay $25,000 for rhino boogers to cure their tiny flaccid cocks.
HOW EMBARASSING
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Originally posted by Dregs
I think I need to take a lil break from the booze. Heart is always racing the next day, sleep too much..getting in 5-6 more hrs than I need leaving wanting to NOT to do anything for several days, and somehow becoming more and more miserable than at any time in nearly 30 yrs of drinking…if thats even possible. Used to love posting on all the forums like this place but more and more less interested in them and its pissing me off. The net I've always enjoyed…now its feeling like a burden.
No AA support groups or anything…just need to cut back. Just don't know if I'm really ready for the hell(withdrawals)I am about to put myself though on my own. Trying for two weeks a few times last few years seems like a life time…but rent is going on up and I will have to cut back to where I might be able to get a couple bottles a month if I'm lucky.
Probably still post on here but less and less after today. Not that I would be missed but it seems the most logical thread to post this. Its gonna be a tough ride but hey if I can do this…I can really do anything..right?
Gonna give it an honest shot
Speak to a doctor. Theres a handful of things they give alcoholics to ease withdrawals. Dont try to do everything all at once though. if youre serious about it, start drinking beer or something. And the least pleasant beer you can manage. Start taking multivitamins, fish oil. At least 15 min of sun a day for vitamin D. And give it at least 2 weeks before you decide it isnt working.
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i feel like dogshit. Sponsor thinks its the methadone. I think im just a miserable fuck honestly. Found some dope and smelled the bag. Heated a bit on a knife so i could smell it. Like im okay most of the time but even as miserable as i was on H, there were moments where everything just kind if clicked. I felt not necessarily happiness but...idk....peace? I dont remember the last time i felt like that. My body fucking hurts. Forced myself to do a meeting thjs morning and one after work, but i really didnt get much out of it. Iwent for a walk even though my leg is fucking killing me, bc i watched a wes watson video this morning about not being a fucking bitch. But then i laughed thinking about spittingin his face and having his zen blissed out facade crumble bc everyone has a breaking point. A dude at work was talking a bunch if shit and i actually visualized how and where id need to let him hurt me before i could sink a box cutter into his stomach and do minimal jail time.
God im fucking tired.I think im going to quit the zoloft bc all it seems to do is make me shit my guts out for 3/4 of the day. And if i end up this mopey and fucked, why would i even put myself through that? Girl wanted togo out for Valentines day, but i just cant do it. Points to me though, my gut reaction was to start a fight so we wouldnt talk for a couple weeks,but i just told her i was sick.
i tried watching some movies about people with terminal illnesses finding meaning and acceptance and shit, and found myself theorizing about what the best terminal illness i should ask the universe for. I think i settled on gastric cancer. One of the cancer kids talked about making your own happiness so i smiled in the mirror for like 5 minutes and felt nothing just looked likea fat serial killer so i layed back down.
ugh. whatever. goodnight.
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i didnt receive it i think i was going to mail it. But i always had a few hundred grams of dope around at any given time so it was pretty easy to forget about a g or two. A few months ago i found 1.1 grams in the corner melted to the carpet, that had apparently shot off the rock and bounced off the wall.
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lol. no one gives a single fuuuuuuuuuuck. God if you need excitement that bad, starat dealing heroin in Poland or someshit. Your stories are gay. Ive taken more exciting dumps.
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Tye articles theselves have been scrubbed, presumably after he tried to finger someones 8 year old on “take your daughter to work-day”. But he was definitely there.
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