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2020-04-19 at 1:49 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 7:54 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 7:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..HEYBSTAR TREK DONT U THINK THIS WILL GET ME S JOB AT BLIZZARD?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 9:06 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!in high school my friends wizard looking, pagan hippie acid freak programmer dad had a dog named Cobol. He smelled like shit and dug deep ass holes all over the yard. He ate the frozen piss when one of our friends pissed in the freezer in the garage.
thats my contribution to this thread.
But yeah the dad played Civ 2 until like 5am every night, smoked weed withus, talked me thru a mescaline trip and had worked on the alaskan satellite array. Cool dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-18 at 8:48 PM UTC in here ya guys goThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 7:49 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..As i mentioned before one of the girls who stayed with me briefly was functionally illiterate and she was like 26 goddamn years old. Ihad to write and proofread her craigslist ads like a parent checking their kids homework. i remember one thing she wrote was like “200 hundred for hour. 150 for have hour”.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 7:27 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The “escorts” i knew were so dumb you could probably just tell them theres a social media challenge to wrap yourself in a tarp and lay at the bottom of a deep hole and theyd give you their phone so you could film it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 11:11 AM UTC in The great reverse cardboard box heistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 2:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentsmoking weed, watching The Big Sleep, just took my pills, eating tacos i left in the car last night bc fuck it yoloThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 9:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 7 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..being stoned and brainstorming a game show called Who Wants to be A Corpse where you answer questions about your life and at the end when you win Carson Daly or Ryan Seacrest shoots you in the skull and everyone claps while a midget in a tiny zamboni sweeps away your gently pulsing body.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-17 at 12:30 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-17 at 7:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentYoull eat them and like themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-17 at 7:43 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..being pissed off, Woke upthinking it was 5 or 6 am but its not even 1. great.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-17 at 2:08 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?was listening ti this and at 22 seconds in i hit a fat speed bump. Bump in the road indeed.
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2020-04-16 at 9:53 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!also
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2020-04-16 at 9:52 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I also don't know what the Turner Diaries are. Poast and him were probably rattling off and I zoned out doing something else because I don't care.
You were paranoid about being put on a watchlist for discussing radical white nationalist literature. Also poast was drunk asking you if you thought you were free of the zionist conspiracy and like have YOU ever seen a jedi corpse and you were like OMG SHUT UP DUDE IMMA HANG UP cuz ur lady was in the same room or something. Idk. It was amusing,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 3 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!i couldve sworn i spoke with poast and OMG on the phone a couple times, and the first time he was legit afraid his ol lady would hear us discussing the turner diaries so i find this DUBIOUS at best.
If it is true though, i think its safe to say you can blame Poast for everything.
#fakenewsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 2:04 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Ok i guess short fake stories better than no stories. Creative writing time.
started buying dope when i was 18.
When i was 19 i started selling guns.
The first plug was this old mexican dude named tony in a big maroon cadillac with a gold front tooth. At one point he said he could get me some cuetes so i rolled to venice one night. He and his wife ran a fruit stand at the corner. I pulled up and got out and handed him $400, and he and his wife loaded a box of oranges into my trunk. Got home, popped open the cardboard compartment. Long story short one was a little beretta tomcat or something. Id never had to use a gun then, so i really just looked at itand saw if i5 looked okay. Apparently some custies were the same bc i started selling to these anorth Hollywood dudes from Armenian Power. One dude met me in the parking lot at Blockbuster. $450 for the beretta. Get a call a couple days later like “hey homie this shit dont work fool”. Im just like “idk it worked when i had it man”. Id already spent all the $ on H so no takesy backsies. Hes like “You gonna gimme my money fool or imma find you n we gonna have a problem”. I just texted back “Yeah man i wouldnt want to catch slugs from ur broken gun LOL” and blocked him.
Anoher dude said he wanted a lil .38 super (i dont know why....everyone always has some explicit random shit that they want that they saw in a movie.) Told him i didnt have anything like that, but i could give him a deal on what i had if he really needed a piece. He agreed. I dont know why i didnt just bring it in a shoebox or something. I wasnt very smart. But after Walking the 3 blocks away like John Wayne, i hopped into the car full of mexicans and pulled the gun from my waistband. Pull this out /
Single action 44 magnum Ruger Blackhawk. The mexicans all start cracking up. Theyre obviously stoned as shit, crying laughing. “ESTA EL WILD BILL ESE GUERO JAJAJAAAA”. or something to that effect. The buyer is asking that hes supposed to do some something the size of his forearm. I channel every movie arms dealer ive ever watched and i tell him it can punch through polar bear skull, etc etc. $700
That was pretty much it but the reaction was pretty righteous. Like a comedy shit. CHINGADA WILD BILL AY? JOO A COWBOI MY FREN?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 3:57 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARDThis is really glorious. Im so happy. And now i need to make a macrumors acct unless someone wants to share a sock
This has however crystalized my belief that Maciej is not only a drunken, stupid polish incel- but is also legitimately retarded in a clinical sense. You probably couldnt concoct a more textbook example of obsessive autism.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
