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  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    anyone with a double digit IQ would know thats short for belly button lint since thats what were discussing here.

    *sigh*

    low iq spics.

    I have a triple digit IQ so thats probably why i didn't get it.
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  2. Originally posted by CASPER im just gonna steal all warios shit, fix the obvious grammatical errors and unwieldy language and settle for $100/article.

    Nation of Golddigger Whores: Why Anna Spyz Doesnt Like My Tweets

    i've been saving króz posts expressly for this purpose.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When your neighbor coughs


    lol@wearing a black outfit with woodland camo shoes
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she is in a jar
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian He suffered from depression. I'm starting to think the lock down no social interaction dod it. I will be interested to see other people in same position

    With all due respect this is like heaven for depressed/socially anxious people. I'd expect people who are happy and socially vibrant to be the ones killing themselves right now haha
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  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I got an oldie but a goodie:

    I was working at some fast food place at the time. Hanging out at the local ghetto spot, a guy comes over and starts drinking with us. This was at B** street. So we're hanging out with my buddies mom. This guy is showing us scars from when he got into a machete fight. They were gnarly. We get good and liquored up and my close buddy convinces me that we should go to where this dude lives. He assures me I'll be back in time to make it to work.

    So we load up into his shitty truck. There's a bunch of trash in the back. As we're driving down the highway, the hood pops up and it takes a second before the guy pulls over. I offer my shootlace to tie it down. Problem solved

    We're driving farther and farther out of town when he pulls over. Apparently the plan was to just dump all of the trash on the side of the highway. I'm already in this far so I help try to get the trash out as fast as possible. When a truck pulls behind us. So we jump back in the truck and go speeding away. The other guy is following us so my driver is speeding like a nut. Probably a bit tweaked out. I'm sitting bitch, no seat belt, looking behind us watching the guy following. We were going through twists and turns through the hills and we were looking for a place to lose him. So we'd go around a turn, see a turn off and I'd say, "Nope. He still see's us." Until finally, the guy is far enough behind us we take an off road, jump out of the truck and hide in the forest.

    The guy never found us but us three had scattered. I covered myself up under some ferns. I was the first one to come out after a while. I yell for my buddy and he comes out. We yell for the driver and nothing. We waited a long while before deciding that we had to walk. So I untie my shoelace holding the hood and we get to stepping. I remember we also unloaded the rest of the trash into the woods. I told my buddy we'd probably have to sleep in the woods, kill the rest of the bottle in my back pack and we'd be home in two days.

    It was a long walk. One we weren't going to make in one day. Some nice guys picked us up and drove us closer and we walked to the nearest town to our home. We're asking people if they'd give us a ride. One cholo dude asked us what was in it for him we were broke and he told us to fuck off. So we start walking again. We had been walking so long that we were both irritable. We got pissed at each other and I was walking 50 feet in front of him. I was just counting the eucalyptus trees. Hours later I slowed down and we were walking together again. I asked him, "You still pissed?" He said 'Yeah.' I respopnded, "Yeah. Me too."

    We finally found a phone when we were close enough that the dude I was with called a buddy that had a car and he picked us up and we finally made it home.

    A while later my buddy said we were going to be out there for two weeks. Dude! What the fuck?! I would've lost my job! Why?! He just said he thought it was funny. A long while later we met the guy who was driving the truck full of trash. We asked him where he hid. He said he heard us but just didn't come out. He also told us he didn't realize I had taken my shoelace holding the hood down so when he came out and started driving the hood flew up again.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 🐿 “Got so many chains, I feel like CHAIN-ing Tatum” - Drake

    "you want... a charming taint-man?"

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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER chili lime tamarindo spoons ay cabron

    aye dios mio cabron gato owwwww!

    but these are legit to, I know its not everyones thing but I love them, they make them in san antonio



    its probably not good for your teeth but its just so good with a beer, I crush them up and put them in my brews.

    The other day I had some and it turned my lips, tounge and finger nails green.. and my shit.. I was walking up the stairs and bobbert was like "Doug.. what have you been doing.. why are you lips green?" I was eating sour pickle balls.

    Here in my hood kumquat trees and since its spring their now reproducing but their still green and not the orange they should be but when they are I'm thinking about making a jam out of them with spice

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Your neighbor’s toilet is gonna drop through.

    I know right ? :(

    This suspense is crazy. I'm sitting here pooping right now just ... waiting.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm listening to mummies having a brew I've been up all night. It's weird because when I used to listen to mummies 10 years ago they were all whyte guys and did punk rock, but now their all black and do funk. It's still cool just I guess their like a franchise.

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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat I want to hear details of this coupon scam and what transpired from it.

    Some loser called Wariat got caught trying to solicit a 12 old and we all laughed at him.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Noncy Pelosi
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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Casper looks smexy in his gas mask😍
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  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Relaxed

    Rode 400 miles on my bike yesterday and then slept 10 hours

    I’m digging this social distancing shit 🤠
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  16. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Essential employees are essentially the ones most replaceable in the work force. You dont see CEOs going into work. Board members arent having meetings in person.

    Essentially your life is not worth saving. You being on the "front line" is essentially calling you the sacrifice.
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Wariat youre just a peon lol a nobody. i if i wanted to csn make you do time or pay me compensation for cyberstslking. you looking shit up on people especislly not me is cyberstslking you uneducated manual labor peon.



    Originally posted by Wariat if we were on twitter you would be banned already peon.

    Why so mad?

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  18. Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I guess i meant I hope it helps with what I need to address, ie- increase enough muscle mass to reduce pain and start beiong able to exercise normally again, increase mood, decrease anxiety, etc.

    Otherwise im probably an awful candidate to be on anything but at this point idgaf. Between the massive doses of NSAIDs for my back and hip, this stuff will probably give me a stroke lol.

    Just pay attention to your resting heart rate make sure it's decreasing as you progress if increasing then proceed w/ caution.
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  19. Originally posted by CASPER Good looks on the NWNK btw. Remains to be seen whether it was a massive waste of money, but been on it for like….2 weeks now.

    It's not overnight but it's 100% as billed. I had it individually tested @ my job & it's ingredients/strength where accurate.
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER im just gonna steal all warios shit, fix the obvious grammatical errors and unwieldy language and settle for $100/article.

    Nation of Golddigger Whores: Why Anna Spyz Doesnt Like My Tweets

    And you forgot but, but, Star Trek!
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