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Posts That Were Thanked by CASPER

  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Mmmmi havent made that in a while. That and samosas.

    I feel like a cuck paying for indian food though bc its like $15 for 2 chopped up potatoes and some tomato sauce. Fuck that noise. At least with thai food theres ingredients and dishes to be washed, meat, noodles, veggies.

    My nigga never again pay for restaurant desi food. I guarantee it is going to be subpar compared to even what YOU could make at home, given the magic secret: Shan masala.

    Head down to your favourite Indian store, look in their spice shelves, for these boxes labeled "SHAN". The only acceptable substitute is National, but you should still google the name of the dish + "Shan masala" and follow the recipe on Shan's site.

    Literally 100x better than any Indian restaurant you will ever eat at. And the only thing it does is remove the asspain from mixing 15 different spices. You have to actually cook yourself. It's a perfect median.

    My recommendations, in order:

    Chicken Karahi
    Bombay Biryani
    Chicken Tikka

    All the dishes can be made with other meats but start with chikin
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  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Cooking up some chicken masala
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  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I really wanted to play TLOU 2 but it sounds like a bunch of gay sjw garbage now. I love apocalypse games tho. Lmk if its any good.

    Man, I'm sure they ruined the shit out of it. Faggots. I'ma still play it though and see how it is. I've seen the spoilers and you're right, story is so BraVe AnD StUnNinG. I'll give you my verified review though nig.
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  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks Bill Krozby. I just had some yogurt. I went hard last night.🥴
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    also, I may be a bad dog, this is hard to type but I shit on the carpet this am,, it was just 2.5 dollops tho,, I laughed for 15 min
    I thought it was a fart while wiping my ass and I had turned away from the bowl for some fucked up reason but anyways like I said i thought it was a fart that was havin issues so I pulled one cheek to the side and shit on the carpet, I'm still laughing my ass off while typing this so I do hope it brings feelings to you all preferably funny feelings.

    PS
    I did remove the carpet.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist You guys READ, he said it’s not his birthday.

    we never read most of his post. are you by chance new?
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  7. Headspin Houston
    Day 32 start.

    Playlist: Whiskey in the Jar -Metallica.

    Headed to a meeting at the crack ass of dawn to meet up with my sponsor. Working the second part of step 4. I dare say this is the furthest I've come in the steps. As lame as some of this shit is, I'm doing my best to build patience and tolerance and focus on building positive and strong character traits.
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  8. Originally posted by CASPER Its my favorite. We should cook up some kind of Google hangout or something where we can all watch scurry movies at the same time. Xbox Live used to have something like that where you could watch youtube n stuff in a “theatre” with the avatars of all ur friends, n chat or voice chat at the same time.

    I used to do a 2 week long Halloween themed festival. Mix of movies, TV show episodes, fucked up documentaries,

    That xbox thing was amazing.

    I miss the split screen on xbox one too. You could play a game and watch a movie with your friend at the same time.

    Idk why they got rid of those. They were some unique features.
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  9. Originally posted by CASPER Its my favorite. We should cook up some kind of Google hangout or something where we can all watch scurry movies at the same time. Xbox Live used to have something like that where you could watch youtube n stuff in a “theatre” with the avatars of all ur friends, n chat or voice chat at the same time.

    I used to do a 2 week long Halloween themed festival. Mix of movies, TV show episodes, fucked up documentaries,

    Lanny created a video share screen when were weren’t living together so we could watch movies because all of the ones that were available sucked or shutdown. We can definitely do this.

    Last year we watched all of the Halloweens, which I do anyways every year :) I’m excited because the newest Halloween comes out this year.

    So yeah let’s plan it broseph.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Going back to sleep fuck this gay earth
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Happy belated birthday Casper! 🎉🎂🎈🎁
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  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I should watch Amityville horror…or some kind of scary movie..

    this is pretty weird/interesting

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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Now Zoey is asleep on my lap.
    She ate a bunch of chicken and waffles too.

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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got some chicken and waffles with a side of dumpster fries for dinner from this restraunt called Georges.




    Then washed the pussy.



    Now I am hanging out with a bunch of cool ass mother truckers in https://jumpin.chat/fonaplats
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  15. Originally posted by CASPER Ive been trying to get people to record stuff to layer over eachother like we did with omgplzdontbans video thing.

    Been trying to get Bill Krozby to lay some stuff down, and Raz is a prett6 good guitar player

    Don't forget I can text Viper for that guest feature whenever. Only $49.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo The other day I was thinking of making a reflective longpost about a guy Ive known a long time whos a needle banging junkie who I employ and as such have watched him shoot up. I actually gave him his first pill as well and was the first person he ever saw shoot up. I was going to longpost about him and his life and how hes basically ripped off everyone but me and is emotionally stunted etc etc etc but I just cant be bothered rn. Fuck I need to get off pills, I have a dam kid on the way. My life is fucked and stressful and a lot of people around me are doing worse than me but Im in a position to help people now so its like Im carrying other peoples shit with me. My gf is still smoking weed (mixed with tobacco) and uses my pills as an excuse like a toxic piece of shit. I break up with her every other day and know there is genuinely no future in our relationship beyond that of the bebe.

    I feel I need someone better qualified to help me look after my own life. 15 months ago I was in prison jacking off to nicki minaj videos and shampoo commercials and now I have several businesses and a kid on the way. I helped someone I care about deeply fight (and beat, God willing) cancer and pray every day for guidance and deliverance from cancers of the body and mind. Drugs are one of them for me. Ive become much less greedy and have more invested in long term returns over short term gratification.

    Thank you for being here for me. Im a fucking mess I need to straighten out but I need time to do so. I'm very blessed and I would like to see you all get where you want to be

    I wish I could say or do anything even remotely inspirational to assist you but as a registered sack of depressed shit I'm worthless in that department, at least with any level of consistency. So basically I'm just giving you a 'so sad thoughts and prayers sent' post right now. I'm sorry. You are one of the good ones even though you've done some bads in your loife. At least know that much.

    Unless you're a secret raper or child molester then I take all that back.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The other day I was thinking of making a reflective longpost about a guy Ive known a long time whos a needle banging junkie who I employ and as such have watched him shoot up. I actually gave him his first pill as well and was the first person he ever saw shoot up. I was going to longpost about him and his life and how hes basically ripped off everyone but me and is emotionally stunted etc etc etc but I just cant be bothered rn. Fuck I need to get off pills, I have a dam kid on the way. My life is fucked and stressful and a lot of people around me are doing worse than me but Im in a position to help people now so its like Im carrying other peoples shit with me. My gf is still smoking weed (mixed with tobacco) and uses my pills as an excuse like a toxic piece of shit. I break up with her every other day and know there is genuinely no future in our relationship beyond that of the bebe.

    I feel I need someone better qualified to help me look after my own life. 15 months ago I was in prison jacking off to nicki minaj videos and shampoo commercials and now I have several businesses and a kid on the way. I helped someone I care about deeply fight (and beat, God willing) cancer and pray every day for guidance and deliverance from cancers of the body and mind. Drugs are one of them for me. Ive become much less greedy and have more invested in long term returns over short term gratification.

    Thank you for being here for me. Im a fucking mess I need to straighten out but I need time to do so. I'm very blessed and I would like to see you all get where you want to be
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  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Grylls, JJ and MMQ
    please dont fight over who is my boo
    Even though small dicked you all are
    and all 3 end to end doesn't reach far
    Each one of you is special in your own way
    It's just a shame you are all gay.
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  19. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Woke up and went to work.
    So far everything has been going alright.
    I hope i don't jinx it.
    They gave me a present for my birthday and everyone has told me happy birthday.



    Kind of feel bad for going along with it seeing as it isn't even my birthday.

    Im excited about getting off work today and not having to go to bed at 8 o clock.

    We didn't make any plans for the weekend but im sure we will be doing something.

    1 thing we do have to do is get Chell a corona test on Sunday.
    That wont be pleasant but at least it is quick.

    I need to go to Goodwill and buy more pants and some office supplies for my desk.

    Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
    I love you guys.
    -Fona

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "desk"!
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  20. Originally posted by Octavian I think she would be down for it regardless. She said she's not had a good dicking for over 3 months.

    Lol only 3 months

    Damn women have it easy.
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