Originally posted by Sudo
No, I definitely do not have standards in terms of where my dick will go but I do in terms of what my body will go through. Example:
Spending a weekend watching "friends" and patting the lap dog of an 8/10 while drinking wine coolers before fucking< Messaging a 4.6/10 because you're in her area and have sex in my car immediately
you dont like friends and wine coolers?
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
if you arent willing to take less than 60 you need to ask 70 so they offer what you are willing to take,, your inability to haggle is a deal breaker for many
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My friend won at the bookies and took me out clubbing. It was actually nice to be out again. I got so many compliments too.
Some girl in my town I was speaking too off POF was still awake. Within an hour of being at her house I was balls deep inside her. Nice end to the night.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by CASPER
Make a deal where you can only shitpost on the bike. My gym has fast wifi, so I end up spending more time there than I intended.
Legit starting this as of tomorrow morning.
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He makes a good case though, they just give you the pills they don't say not to snort them.
"Wellbutrin, took them as prescribed just in a little different way. I took them as prescribed I took 4 a day, 2 in the morning 2 in the afternoon. Did I ingest them as prescribed? they just give you the pills they don't say swallow them. They just give you the pills so it's sort of ambiguous, they way I do it is a little bit different and it helps my life"
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Originally posted by Schplew
I've posted numerous in my lifetime… as soon as you get the guts to post 1 then I'll post 10. But you're a spineless chickenshit, so no one's holding their breath. šā¤
you're spineless too
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Originally posted by Schplew
Don't you feel like a fool when you think back to when you used to call yourself a sweet babe? Think of what everyone here would think about that…lol… Furthermore, how does it feel to be abandoned by the other two? Guess you gals were just friends of convenience, huh?
I cringed
I'm thinking about how bad Mattchews life must be.
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If you can get it checked out definitely do that.. you donāt wanna assume itās nothing at all and further cause injury ya know , js
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Welp... time to wind it on down to some Forensic Files...šš“
I donāt know why the episode of South Park āMurder Pornā just popped in my head wth lol Havenāt watched that show in forever..
Where the kids controled what the parents watched... they couldnāt watch their bootleg Forensic Files because it was making them kill their spouses.. so the kids put parental locks on the tv and the parents had to go to the cable company to get the lock off .. but all the cable company did was diq them around ..epic š
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