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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it

    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns

    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those are invalid
    Lmfao
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny this is some first world middle class niggertry

    you're middle class
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it

    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns

    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those are invalid

    lol

    are you even allowed to buy guns anymore
  4. Originally posted by aldra lol

    are you even allowed to buy guns anymore

    Yep
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  5. I think he means psych ward/hospitalizatiom for MH
  6. Originally posted by DietPiano I think he means psych ward/hospitalizatiom for MH

    Voluntary both times
  7. Drink at home faggot
  8. Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it

    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns

    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those excuses are invalid

    Drinking and driving is stupid call a friend or an uber. I've wrecked so many cars and did so much jail time for drinking and driving, took me like 3 arrests to learn its not worth it and there is other options besides driving.
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  9. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Drinking and driving is stupid call a friend or an uber. I've wrecked so many cars and did so much jail time for drinking and driving, took me like 3 arrests to learn its not worth it and there is other options besides driving.

    I know that, I did it this time because I was literally half a mile away
  10. Originally posted by Jυicebox I know that, I did it this time because I was literally half a mile away

    I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.
  11. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.

    why were you masturbating in your driveway though
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  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.
  13. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.

    i find doing meth to be more conducive to digging through the trash, actually
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i find doing meth to be more conducive to digging through the trash, actually

    And into one's own skin.
  15. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.



    Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it

    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns

    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those excuses are invalid
  16. Drinking at home is infinitely cheaper and you can get as trashed as you want without fear of responsibility or risk of arrest.
  17. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.

    Wrong meme:
  18. Any of you ever felt a profound sense of loss even if you haven't lost anything?
  19. Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You all wish you were this badass


    lol Steyr literally had their own concentration camp

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr-Münichholz_subcamp




    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Aug is a gay gun, bullpups are for homos and foregrips are for guys who like to wrap their hand around phallic objects.

    Can't shoot an aug without a foregrip
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox lol Steyr literally had their own concentration camp

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr-Münichholz_subcamp






    Can't shoot an aug without a foregrip

    Yes like I said, gay gun

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