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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash Pics or it dint never dun happen

    blao blao



  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash When's the last time you shit? I feel like we just talked about this.

    I shit pretty regularly now. My butthole has morphed to accomodate my lifestyle, and i also drink a ton of water n eat a reasonavble amt of fiber/ stool softeneners. Not in a hurry yto do thats hit again.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Getting acid for the first tiiiiiiime

    Id have shipped you a whole banquet of mind expanding goodies in exchange for a dusty ol wii u. I WANT O FEEL MAGIC GODDAMNIT>
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.

    I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well for that to happen you have to completely ignore your diet and health for completely unreasonable lengths of time, i've never heard that kind of thing happened to anyone else
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by NARCassist i just spoke to her on the phone, we're booking a visit for friday. ffs, she's asking me to smuggle in something, a certain substance, lol.



    .

    Ask her if shes sick, how shes feeling. Maybe instead bring her some valiums and xanax or something. Tell her if she wants to score when she gets out, fine. But your mind can tempt your periodcally and make you act irrationally. Shes put all this time and effort into improving her life.

    I spent a good 20 years of my life studying the Bible believe it or not, so certain things have stuck in my mind. When i have someone in my life that I care about that wants be to get them something i know is no good for them, I tell them something along the lines of "Ask me three times. You know youre going to completely fuck up your life and sobriety if you do this, but youre an adult, and Im not going to be able to protect you from yourself. So....?"

    "Can you get me some ___?"

    "No."

    And at this point a lot of times the wheels start turning. They see how desperate theyre sounding.

    "Come on. I just need something for a couple of days until I can see a doctor for my back..."

    "No, dude"

    "Come on. I swear Ill never call you for anything again"

    "So thats what you want? You know youre on probation. You know youre throwing away sobriety. You know youre fucking up chances of getting to see your kids again. You remember how bad you felt when you were deep in it, when you wanted to die, and you wouldve given anything just to go back to the way things were before? Knowing all that....you still want it?"

    "Yeah...just for this weekend, until I can see my..."

    "Fine. There."




    Tell her to call you and ask you three days in a row. If its just a junkie whim, shell drop it. But let her know what it means.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I did. Im bored. One of the dickless cowards I call "friend" flaked out of a dope deal yesterday, so now I find myself with nothing. Just a bunch of pills and vodka, but i dont wan t to feel worse. Methadone keeps things even for the most part, but i just want to feel good goddamnit. I wasnt to be calm..not all agitated and restless. Ugh.

    I hope that faggot falls into a smelting furnace dick first.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Yep, anyone who's had receptive anal sex can't donate for 12 months

    I mean it makes sense since gay men to engage in anal sex are exponentially more likely to contract HIV, but there are so many SJW types who are fighting against that "negative stigma".

  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why are you banned from giving blood

    Drug users in general, and especially anyone who i think has EVER abused IV drugs. By that logic though, they should also still ban all gay dudes.

    But thats not politically correct. Fuck those junkies though.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well yeah i started hallucinating and I hardly got any sleep/cried at night because my stomach was all bloated/distended like those african babies on TV, and every movement or bit of pressure on my stomach (like when you lay down to sleep) felt like it was going to split open my insides.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It was just a perfect storm of low fiber diet, no water, massive heroin binge, no exercise, etc. Didnt shit for over a month.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You must take it as nature has ordained
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Apparently im banned from giving blood, but if they were smart, id be a two-in-one solution.

    Transfuse someone with my blood and they can completely forego pain meds. Just have to make sure to have a nurse nearby to restart their heart every time they OD and their lips and fingers start going white.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash But you should

    Do you remember iwd epic opiate shit?

    Yeah mine was way worse.

    Pretty sure i actually made a thread about it because i was so freaked out. But no one liked me as much then, so I think i got like 9 replies and then it died....much like my sphincter.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Where the fuck does one acquire that?

    I bought some. Its sitting on top of my dresser. Ive had it for like 2 years when I thought I was for SURE gonna get tested and then become homeless again. Cant attest to its efficacy, but it came with a heating pad and rubber band to strap to ur leg, and it was supposed to be mixed to the proper creatine levels...which is what usually is the giveaway when someone tries to tamper/ water down a sample.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash This is what I thought of.

    After I did meth, I suffered from excruciatingly painful shits

    Dope is way worse. I would share a story but....I won't.
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Madman Aids test came back positive :(

    Well I mean what did you expect dude? Who shoots up with sketchy meat injector needles?

    And I think you mean HIV test. AIDS is the advanced form of HIV. I wouldve thought there was some kind of dormant period though.

    At least now you can give us some quality content of you slamming blood from poz gay escort boys. That would certainly get us some site traffic.-
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