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2017-12-03 at 12:06 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by Wick Sweat To be fair, all that weed in the store could just be grown by some Chinese dude
Lmao NVM bruh
rofl. Im not saying growing weed and being chinese are mutually exclusive. Itd just be weird to know your weed was coming from some rando who had a few plants going inside his mum's spare sewing room- rather than a full blown warehouse operation with professional lghting and hydroponic mediums, drip feed systems, hermetically sealed rooms to sex the plants.
Like remember back in the day, youd be buying some weed and ask "how good is it?". And theyd say "its dank as fuck bro. Mendocino Orange Crush. Real tasty". And youd pop the bag open when you get home, and its got little baby seeds in it because someone obvious had no idea wtf they were doing, and it got cross pollenated. And it was "Orange Crush" because you could clearly tell someone threw a bunch of fucking orange peel in the bag to try to cover up the toasted lawn clippings smell. So now you basically have 2.5 lbs of mexican brick weed, and you have to cover it in mango tobacco flavoring drops to try to make it the least bit palatable.
So now, you make a trip to office depot to get ziploc baggies and let everyone know youre on deck with that Mango-Orange Maui. MOM for short. And you could snap and entire bowl the size of your thumb (whats a nug? Whats a trichome?) and still not get high, but everyone will call you bc its still probably better than the other stuff going around.
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2017-12-03 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Why wasn't your father in your life? What kind of person is he?
Im probably just asking for shit by writing shit here but...*shrug*
As I understand it, he and my mother grew up in the same small town in TX. Went to the same schools. I think they probably dated on and off when they were younger. I think my mom had moved to CA in the mid 80's, and at some point he came down for a business trip and called her, they met up. He was from a wealthy oil family in TX, and Ive been told everyone around him always kissed his ass growing up. Hecould do no wrong...was a kind of "golden boy". So when my mom found out she was pregnant a few months later, she tried to get ahold of him and find a tactful way to tell him. He screened his calls, and eventually my mom started getting calls from his sisters and family members, telling my mom to fuck off and not ruin his life, and that she probably just got pregnant to try to squeeze money out of him. She wasn't some stupid woman. She was a professional with degrees, and worked for ad agencies, desgin firms, oil companies. So she was insulted they thought she was contacting him to try to work some angle. She didnt want to marry him. She had just divorced a couple years before. She just wanted to be responsible and let him know, give him a chance to have input.
Im not sure why she didnt have an abortion. From what Ive gathered, probably a confluence of factors- foremost being that she was in her early 30's when she had me, and probably started thinking she might not have another chance. That and the fact that she was from a heavily catholic family. Then there was the fact that in 1980's southern Texas, the only word worse than "single mother" was "abortion".
So...the short answer is he wasnt in my life because they were never married, and he never made it a priority to see me or have anything to do with me outside of birthday cards after i finally met him for the first time when was 13 or so. He married shortly after i was born, and had two other kids, and the wife hated my existence. Rather than telling her to fucking deal with it- that I was his son, and it wasn't my "fault" that this strained situation was in place, he chose to defer to her- just like he did his fucked up family years earlier. -
2017-12-03 at 7:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I haven't seen my father in 30 years and dont even know what he looks like
Ive seen my father twice in 30 years. He writes notes and stuff for birthdays and holidays... he wants me to tell him about my life and "what im doing". Im not sure he wants to know how difficult life was because he didnt man up. And I find it difficult enough to small talk with people whom i see on a regular basis...what do I discuss with a man who may as well be a stranger off the street, and whose most significant connection to me is genetic? *shrug*
Ill indulge him at some point. Im not an angry little boy anymore. But i think hes a pussy for the way he handled things. When my mom told him I was graduating HS, he said he didnt know if hed be able to get off work. Really? Your employer wont let you go to your kids graduation? I think hes getting older and he realizes the mistakes me made, and he wants to try to make amends before then but...i dunno. As a "man" now, I couldnt imagine letting my flesh and blood think that they didnt have a father. -
2017-12-03 at 6:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-03 at 5:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-03 at 5:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-03 at 4:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Mmmmmmmmm....tell me your hopes and dreams, young padawan.
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2017-12-03 at 4:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Now if only i could gather the energy to speak to my own father *shrug*
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2017-12-03 at 4:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!You probably smell like unwashed hikkikomori, but i still want to give you a big fatherly hug.
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2017-12-03 at 4:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop Yes.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to but it's been a few months
I need some direction on where the hip and happening places are nowadays. I know after SR went down, theres a ton of copycats, and dont want to end up dumping money in some bullshit site.
For reference, Ive never purchased shit online because 1) it always seemed risky and 2) Never really had a need to since most stuff i could find locally.
Also interested in some good paki/indian/canadian/whereverthefuck sites to get muh medicationz. -
2017-12-03 at 4:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Malice you havent been out in society enough to have been legitimately horrible. Youre a maladjusted hermit who is just finally learning how to deal with people. Most people would just call that kind of unfortunate- not horrible. Its likely most of your neuroses are the result of your friends and family being the internet for the last 10 years. When your family broadcasts videos of kittens being stepped on, and gore videos alongside violent facefuck porn... might have some slight effect on what you feel and what is "normal".
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2017-12-03 at 4:46 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionI can't imagine what it must be like to have to buy your weed from just...some chinese guy that grows it.
Its seems strangely civilized to be able to walk into a store with 50 different high potency strains, edibles, tinctures, 30 different kinds of wax and shatter, glass for sale, etc. And they have a punch card that gives you free shit. -
2017-12-03 at 4:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice Well, just spoke to my father for the first time in 9 years. He's coming to see me tomorrow. Takes surprisingly less time to drive up here than I thought. He wasn't angry like I feared, he said he misses and loves me and sounded like he was tearing up at times. That was surprisingly depressing, guess I'm more human than I thought.
DISLIKE. HE ABANDONED YOU WHEN YOU NEEDED HIM MOST.
I will always be here for you, son. Even if you...turn your back...on my love. -
2017-12-02 at 10:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Does anyone in here regularly order from da dark webz?
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2017-12-02 at 8:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why do these retards always say "semi automatic"? What, do they want every gun to be bolt action?
Because they know jack shit about guns and they think semi-automatic means...well....automatic. You think thedescriptor/qualifier/whatever the fuck wouldve been a clue but NOPE. -
2017-12-02 at 4:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Peep looked like a dude that wouldve been comfortable at totse.
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2017-12-02 at 4:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-11-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice None. I'm not entirely sure what I did with it. I believe I continued being unbelievably dysfunctional/mentally ill and lived frivolously and aimlessly. I genuinely had given up on life and didn't expect to live very long, which is why I had been drinking dangerous amounts daily, which culminated in me checking myself into the ER. I think that pushed things past the point where it wasn't merely whining online.
I kept expecting you to call me to help you find drugs to kys with. I was hurt.Forgotten. -
2017-11-28 at 5:32 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionId wear that shit
Would look badass with a MAGA hat -
2017-11-28 at 5:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is that how GG4 got rich?
Yeah i dunno if he held onto any this long, but when he was convincing me to buy, they were at $25 or so, and he bought $5000 worth. I know he cashed out part of them and invested that cash in other side hustles. I think he mentioned something about buying some foreclosed properties or a house or something. Be cool if someone could track him down.
Evertiem i crie
