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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny My employer fraudulently issued a DMCA takedown notice with GitHub for one of my projects, which is infuriating in its own right, but now github is refusing to process my counter notice until I supply identifying information. The internet really has gone to shit.

    WTF nigga'. I wasn't even aware GH projects were subject to DMCA. But i guess it makes sense, if you reverse engineer a game or some other proprietary software and put the code up on GH.
  2. i hid my Crouton in a blackout and i cant find it anywhere this is making me so mad
  3. i keep on thinking it will come to me where i hid it but i have no fucking idea at all
  4. Lol you probably flushed it
  5. i doubt it. it's under one of the 5000 objects in my basement and i dont know where to start
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum I don't even think that's what they're thinking, people know that you can't have an automatic for the most part. They just want to throw every scary sounding word out there they can, like assault rifle.

    For some reason when I say assault knife it doesn't have the same ring to it. Ban sharpened steel.

    Open carry long blades is legal in Texas now.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Usually don't buy into things like this and it's probably just placebo but oh well seemed to work for me:

  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Crazy fucking busy today. But I made $83 in 7 hours. Plus my hourly, that's $16 an hour. Nice. Glad they moved me to days for the weekend.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Plus I only report $3 an hour in tips, so I get taxed for just $7.25 an hour.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Does anyone in here regularly order from da dark webz?
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Does anyone in here regularly order from da dark webz?

    Yes.
  12. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why do these retards always say "semi automatic"? What, do they want every gun to be bolt action?

    Muskets are making a comeback
  13. Originally posted by CASPER Does anyone in here regularly order from da dark webz?

    I used to but it's been a few months
  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RestStop Usually don't buy into things like this and it's probably just placebo but oh well seemed to work for me:


    I like listening to binaural beats when I sleep and every video is titled "WALK TGE ASTRAL PLANE OPEN YOUR 3RD EYE BECOME AWOKEN" and i feelvweird about it
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Well, just spoke to my father for the first time in 9 years. He's coming to see me tomorrow. Takes surprisingly less time to drive up here than I thought. He wasn't angry like I feared, he said he misses and loves me and sounded like he was tearing up at times. That was surprisingly depressing, guess I'm more human than I thought.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Well, just spoke to my father for the first time in 9 years. He's coming to see me tomorrow. Takes surprisingly less time to drive up here than I thought. He wasn't angry like I feared, he said he misses and loves me and sounded like he was tearing up at times. That was surprisingly depressing, guess I'm more human than I thought.

    I can't imagine what it must have felt like not hearing from his own son for nearly a decade. He probably figured you were dead. The emotion from hearing from you must've been overwhelming.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Well, just spoke to my father for the first time in 9 years. He's coming to see me tomorrow. Takes surprisingly less time to drive up here than I thought. He wasn't angry like I feared, he said he misses and loves me and sounded like he was tearing up at times. That was surprisingly depressing, guess I'm more human than I thought.

    We're not all socipathic like yourself Malice. Sorry but it had to be said. That aside glad you're making that connection again. Hopefully this will be a step to reintegrating yourself back into relationship and society in general. Take it easy on him M8.
  18. minecraft daddy

    i havent seen my true father since the beginning of time
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Mash confirmed to have been in the nuthouse. Tell us about it.
  20. what is bundy

    meth, crack, alcohol, weed, Crouton, heroin, coke

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