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2019-01-19 at 11:51 PM UTC in Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby maybe in your hood, but personally i wear suspenders to pull up my pants to grip around mjy piece more, you lack nuance and style evidently
You would employ a fashion so gaudy and.....*ahem*....blue collar. I'm not surprised that the subtleties of seduction and animal magnetism continue to elude you. -
2019-01-19 at 11:33 PM UTC in By his own admission, Risir 'learned to love' CandyRein by virtually communicating with her for a month...
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2019-01-19 at 11:19 PM UTC in By his own admission, Risir 'learned to love' CandyRein by virtually communicating with her for a month...
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i can't even count the number of times I wasn't able to bust during sex. especially while high on heroin. fuck for like 3 or 4 hours straight and never even get close while she's like pleeease stop it hurts. even sober, I start doing breath control and several hours later there's a lot of sex but no conclusion.
definitely puts a different vibe on things. instead of cuddling up after orgasmic exhaustion, your energy levels remain agitated and stimulated, not necessarily in a bad way but definitely not conciliatory
Yeah heroin was always my go-too tool when I wanted to make a good impression. and for everything else. But that part was especially nice. Because if things got boring, I could just fuck her face and put a bow on that shit. -
2019-01-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?
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2019-01-19 at 11:12 PM UTC in Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?
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2019-01-19 at 10:27 PM UTC in You can huff paint from vaporizersA wammen.
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2019-01-19 at 10:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention"OKAY YOU WIN DUDE"
"...I'll be the judge of that..." -
2019-01-19 at 10:03 PM UTC in By his own admission, Risir 'learned to love' CandyRein by virtually communicating with her for a month...
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2019-01-19 at 10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-19 at 9:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-19 at 9:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionShut the fuck up, all of us.
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2019-01-19 at 1:16 PM UTC in I recently exercised vigorously...and the concomitant immune system boost...
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2019-01-19 at 1:12 PM UTC in A million questionsJesus Christ I am high
That was also a joke from the stand up set I'll never do -
2019-01-19 at 1:11 PM UTC in A million questionsMen's lives are measured in how many "caveman hate-fucks" we have left in us (I just trademarked, copyrighted that).
The caveman hate fuck is a spontaneous, rape-acious expression of exuberant masculinity, peppered with exclamations of disgust and revulsion.
For example:
I
(Ugh)
AM
(Guhhhn)
SO
(Gurt)
FUCK
(Whuh)
ING
(Fweeb)
GLAD
(Whew)
YOU
(Grunt)
GOT
(Ugu)
MOLESTED!!!!
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2019-01-19 at 1:06 PM UTC in A million questionsNah. I mean I imagine it'd be weird to feel weaker and kinda vulnerable, but other than that I'd have all the same thoughts and feelings (probably?), but with an innie instead of an outtie, less hair, bigger tits, and a body that creates energy by metabolizing the souls, dreams and jizm of fucked up sad little men.
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2019-01-19 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-19 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWell that's pretty much exactly what she'd do if I let her lol. But she couldn't roll a closed pack over to open it, so it pretty much had to be sitting there open with the top pulled back. And then sometimes she would just start pulling the cigarette enhancement material out in little tufts. Then I got scared I'd accidentally poison her, but she seemed smart enough to know better.
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2019-01-19 at 10:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionA long and laborious process of getting her to play with a little stick that looked/tasted like her chew toy stick. And then when she'd pick it up she'd get a treat. Then I'd put the stick in the cigarette pack and she'd pull it out to get a treat. Then when she'd pull it out and bring it to me (or close to my hand), she'd get a treat. Finally I got rid of the sick. It took her a few days to even attempt to pull a cigarette since it didn't look or smell or taste like the stick. But when she saw she could get strawberries and blueberries and peas and corn, she was all like WHAT STICK?
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2019-01-19 at 10:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI mean I'm pretty mammal centric. Idk if I mentioned it before, but I trained my mouse Noche to fetch me a cigarette. Mouses are fun. Pretty low maintenance, and when they're comfortable with you, they're pretty much just like a little cat. Watch TV. Eat freeze dried blueberries. Fall asleep in a pocket. Smoke weed. Idk if tarantulas appreciate the pots.
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2019-01-19 at 8:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by GGG Has anybody here ever owned a tarantula? I'm very close to purchasing one.
Friend had one. Fuck em. Smell like asshole. keep rotting mouse carcasses inside their dens. When you're trying to help them out of a tough molt or clean the terrarium, sometimes they'll fling hairs at you- which are actually like microscopically thin steel wires with barbs on the hairs so they stick in skin n stuff. Think they're called urticating hairs. Can actually partially blind you. Just not super interesting let unless you're one of those weird autists who likes being surrounded by heavy metal black light posters and a bunch of angry bugs who would just as soon suck the fluid out of your eyeball as look at you.
At least a pet shark would be moving around, doing shit.
