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2019-06-10 at 2:43 AM UTC in Being a girl sounds fun but also scary
Originally posted by CandyRein I remember in cheerleading practice the dreaded day of the leg popping
We had to literally push another girl spread eagle against the wall
You could hear a pop
I never got my legs popped because my sister was in cheerleading first and I always did the stretches with her and got flexibility over that time..so I already could do the splits
I taught myself to do a back hand spring in my backyard
Almost broke my neck but I got that chit
Most schools don't do that anymore after that one big scandal.
The splits is kinda pointless anyway, jumping and twirling and shit is cool but like " oh cool you can put ur pussy in the grass good shit gurl"?
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2019-06-10 at 2:39 AM UTC in Anyone here ever get in any physical fights?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Hundreds, and I've never lost. Street fighting is my thing. I have the best hooks and the best uppercuts and the best footwork you ever saw. Lightning fast, too.
My nigga....stahp. No one that spends as much time as we do on the computer is lightning fast anything. Hormel chili, spaghetti-os , and McDonald's can only supply so much vital energy.
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2019-06-10 at 2:36 AM UTC in Being a girl sounds fun but also scary
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2019-06-10 at 2:14 AM UTC in Anyone here ever get in any physical fights?More times than I'd have liked, but never of my own volition.
The first 3 or 4 were getting jumped by niggers, and then one episode with 4 Mexicans although later when I let them know who I was working with one of them tried to give me a beer- I guess to smooth things over.
I've been hit by a car while someone was trying to get away from me. I've been tackled over a 3 foot cinderblock retaining wall. I've been clocked in the cheek with a glass beer stein. Ive had someone try to stab me with a screwdriver- which ironically probably hurt a lot more since it didn't go through my sweatshirts. Ummmmmm. I've been pistol whipped. Got in a fight at Dodgers stadium.
I've been in 6 or 7 "good" fights, but I've never won any of them. Or idk....if you're fighting 12 people, maybe just being able to stay standing is what some would call a victory, but considering I'm so laid back and they were always the ones that started it, I always wanted to hurt them really bad. When I got jumped by the 4 Mexicans I had a Husky fold-up box cutter clipped to my back pocket. The second the first dude hit me, I started thinking about it, but for some reason I didn't. Idk. Lame.
E: lol oh. And one time a Towncar driver (chauffeur) cut off my gf and I in a BAD way, sending me careening into oncoming traffic. When I caught up to him at the red light, I gave him the "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" face, and he flipped me off. I pulled my gfs little red lancer in front of his car and put it in park, went to his drivers side door, opened it, and started dragging him out. He started trying to kick me off and I started punching him in the dick while he screamed for someone to call the police. Eventually he kicked me off enough to lock the doors, and since the auto glass way WAY harder then I anticipated, I just kicked a couple basketball sized dents in his side panels until he backed up, hit the car behind him and then hit my car, drove off like a bat out of hell. When I realized the driver behind him was super pissed about the damage to his car, I boned out. Had to pay for the damage to GFs car out of pocket, so it was super not worth it, but that's pretty much the only time I've ever legit initiated physical violence against someone. But I thought it was a pretty good reason. Had the oncoming drivers not been so dexterous, I would have been in a head on collision with both cars going at least 40-50 mph. -
2019-06-10 at 1:38 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" peopleLike I think all sorts of women are beautiful, but I'd be lying if I said the prospect of no more Scandinavian/European/Anglo women didn't bother me.
I also really like Irish chicks, but according to modern white race theory that probably puts me on par with people that fuck dogs and horses. Lol. -
2019-06-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" peopleLagartha <3
That is a woman. She can be my shield maiden any day. -
2019-06-10 at 1:29 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 Casper are you gay?
You look like the gay "bear" type.
Actually you look like a gay version of Sargon of Akkad (the youtuber).
Not as far as I know, but that would probably solve a lot of my problems.
I probably look a lot less gay when I'm not consciously trying to not look like im a wannabe hardass. -
2019-06-10 at 1:25 AM UTC in Who here would have sex with thotgurl?I retract my previous statement
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2019-06-09 at 7:46 PM UTC in Cat fish eats a turtle lolThat's a lot of fried catfish
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2019-06-09 at 7:44 PM UTC in Who here would have sex with thotgurl?Idk what any of you lame faggots look like. I assume so, as my standards aren't incredibly high, but I feel like she'd try to swipe my wallet and then I'd have to garrote her and toss her in my deep freezer.
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2019-06-09 at 6:56 PM UTC in tfw u had an i5 all along
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 like finding out your girlfriend is a tranny
My first PC build I swear I bought an i7 but I just took the cpu out and wiped off the thermal paste and like finding your girlfirned's penis, the fucking thing was an i5 all along (XO___________OX);
At least this means it'll be cheaper to replace.
I decided to just update/repair my desktop instead of buying a mac for now.
https://www.newegg.com/intel-core-i5-4th-gen-core-i5-4670/p/N82E16819116898?Description=i5%204670&cm_re=i5_4670-_-19-116-898-_-Product
what the fuck it's still going for around $200 … I bought mine back in 2014.
You know what … I'm starting to think the people at Frys lied to me and sold me an i5 saying it wasn i7, or maybe they did tell me and I was high at the time.
I want to get an AMD though, does anybody here know of an affordable AMD+Motherboard combo?
I replaced my i5-2500k rig from 2011 with a Ryzen 5 2600x. Been pretty happy so far. -
2019-06-09 at 5:06 PM UTC in One word storyexited
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2019-06-09 at 4:44 PM UTC in Ars Technica journalist @DrPizza arrested for being major league pedoI heard about this.
HOW EMBARASSING FOR PETER PIZZA, MD. -
2019-06-09 at 4:41 PM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw.... (banned) you have purty lips.
post nude selfies.
clearly you cant be TRUSTED with such sensitive material.
My heart aches for William bill Bill Krozbybyby #me_too -
2019-06-09 at 4:36 PM UTC in One word storysuggestively
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2019-06-09 at 4:30 PM UTC in One word storyhad
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2019-06-09 at 4:28 PM UTC in I love cumming in pussyThats your most recent creampie? Dam dawg. Dat must be ruff. I overstand ur fustrations.
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2019-06-09 at 4:14 PM UTC in I "ghosted" ACP/LUIGI
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2019-06-09 at 4:10 PM UTC in 20k in the bank
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2019-06-09 at 4:09 PM UTC in One word storythe
