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2019-06-11 at 6:35 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiotThat is pretty hilariously retarded.
As a fellow loser living with mommy, I empathize with your struggle.
My struggle is being yelled at because the "wet towel is going to tear down the shower door" and "peanut butter doesn't go on that shelf"
The struggle is so real. -
2019-06-11 at 6:32 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19Congrats on doing stuff man. You seem a lot more happy now.
Stoked for you bro. -
2019-06-11 at 6:31 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.
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2019-06-11 at 6:29 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.Omg chemical castration doesn't mean dunking their dicks in sulphuric acid. Rofl.
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2019-06-11 at 6:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Casper I want to draw you a picture for your birthday.
What do you want a picture of? I'll be doing it on paper with my fancy black ink markers.
If you want color you have to show tits.
You can either do your artistic rendering of my face, a cartoon ghost watching a sunset, or Galactigon hiding in the jungle from the space- Gestapo
Nipple incoming -
2019-06-11 at 6 PM UTC in Anyone here ever get in any physical fights?
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolli-pop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) all of them end with him curled up in a corner, sucking his thumb, and his asshole gushing various bodily fluids…most of which came from someone elses body. or more accurately…testicles
You're pretty frothy for someone who regularly ogles kr0z's meat -
2019-06-11 at 5:04 PM UTC in Anyone here ever get in any physical fights?
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2019-06-11 at 5:01 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.Chemical castration. If you're co victor of diddling kids and you can't seem to keep yourself from doing it, it seems logical to either keep you locked up or make you take pills that kill your libido.
Although it's some Orwellian shit, I'm not creative enough to think of other options. Fortunately, most people don't give a fuck about pedophiles. -
2019-06-11 at 2:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition^^ this is accurate
Plus the sweet old nurse at the methadone clinic giving you a hostess cupcake with a candle in it and telling you to make a wish...is really the most pathetic way possible to start your birthday rofl.
I'm 99% sure my wish every year has been "I wish......I was dead. *blows out candle* NOPE. Still here" . God is a lie, magic isn't real and none of your dreams will ever come true HAVE A GREAT DAY STACY LOVE YA -
2019-06-11 at 2:44 PM UTC in Risir has fallen out of e-love with CandRein...This thread is approaching peak passive aggression
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2019-06-11 at 2:39 PM UTC in I "ghosted" ACP/LUIGIHave these TENSIONS been smoothed over? Has peace been restored to the far west?
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2019-06-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...Rustled jimmies all up in dis PIECE
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2019-06-11 at 2:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc its 'sectioned under the mental health act', just another way of saying committed. if two doctors agree then you get forced into the psyche ward, assessed and 'treated' etc.
anyway dean lowe, he killed her after i knew them. in fact i was looking up a few old friends when i first got out of jail and they were only then just telling me that she was 'missing' on the news, and a couple of speculated rumors were only just starting to come out. then i heard it come out on news over the next year or so.
but basically i knew them when i first moved down to cornwall in 2012 and they moved into a room in a house in newquay i was living in. another guy in that house i used to do a bit of dope with occasionally, then he palled up with dean and the three of us would have a smoke now and then. then i got a flat in a different town that i didn't know at all, knew literally nobody the day i moved there. then about 2 months later he got a flat just up the road through the same agency. when i started selling weed they were then two of about 10 people or so that i knew who all smoked weed. so naturally they were customers. he was a bit weird at the time but friendly enough, but they were both on the mental health benefits and had plenty to spend, so you know. he was by far one of the best customers at the time tbh. can't say i ever liked the way he treated her like a slave and talked to her, and i'm sure he'd smacked her a few times. but that was their business, what can you do at the time?
anyway, last time i saw them tho was when i was on the run and he slipped off with a tenner of mine and i got the hump about it. i went to their flat with a bat and barged past her when she opened the door looking for him, but he weren't there. was getting death threats texted from him later, but i got arrested and never caught up with the cunt. two years later i get out to hear all that shit about him, lol.
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Guess it's a good thing you went to jail or you'd probably be fingers in a toilet bout now -
2019-06-11 at 2:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Its downhill past 25, after 31 the slope becomes precipitous. May as well just lie down and die in a ditch somewhere right now. Your body's used up.
It feels that way. I didn't know it was possible to throw your back out for 3 days doing a vigorous morning stretch.
Originally posted by Sophie They even made a wacky anime all their media stuff is pretty strange. Didn't they want to jump start WW III?
Is it your birthday today?
Yurp.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Happy birthday, Casper. If it is in fact your birthday.
Dont let being 31 get you down. It's just number. Live your life how you want to live it and fuck the rest.
Do what ya gotta do to be healthy and most importantly, happy.
Thx shanty
*was supposed to be "shawty" but the iPad changed it, and it seemed appropriate
Originally posted by Dregs oh yeah life is so over at 31 lmao. to be in my 30's again would be awesome. like seriously stfu and enjoy your 30's. well happy birthday kid! CASPER:)
I would've preferred to enjoy my 20s but they disappeared somewhere shortly after graduation. Lol. Thanks. -
2019-06-11 at 7:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionAaaaaannnnddd.....I'm 31. Fuck everything.
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2019-06-10 at 9:36 PM UTC in Sleep paralysis^ EMOTIONALLY FRAIL BUT OFTEN CHARMING MARFANS MONKEY
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2019-06-10 at 8:28 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...DTE is here to shit on everyone
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2019-06-10 at 8:16 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
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2019-06-10 at 8:10 PM UTC in ATTN : all females on this site ...
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2019-06-10 at 8:03 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...MASS DUDES
MASS DICK
BULK COCK OF COSTCO-ESQUE QUANTITIES
