Posts by CASPER

2019-06-13 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend

Man, skinny people scare real easy.

You just happened to be a brown man wearing black pajamas and a ski mask bc they'd run across you on laundry day after a recent outbreak of dermatitis. You were putting strawberry jam on your last biscuit, and when the flaky morsel crumbled and fell to the floor, you cried out in anger and dismay "TAKE ME!! TAKE ME!!!"

I cannot imagined why they would've been announcedly fearful

2019-06-13 at 3:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

So Trevor's Apology Tour 2019 has been getting rave reviews. It's kind of humbling to hear from every woman who's ever been in your life on the same day, with several variation of the theme "thank God we broke up" and "I left the state to get away from you".

Lel

😔

2019-06-12 at 7:48 PM UTC in The years are just flying by.

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

They should warn you about this phenomenon when you're a kid. I feel like I graduated 3 or 4 years ago.

It's fucked.

2019-06-12 at 7:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Common De-mominator Supergod. It's short and IMO kind of a B tier visual novel but it's a fun read.

I wish I'd had a friend to get me into comics as a kid. I bought some Spawn comics at the goodwill when I was like 12 bc McFarlanes style is just cool, a d my mom found them and tore them up, put a padlock on the tv for a week.

It wasn't a deep or cerebral comic, but I really liked Crossed and a lot of Garth Ennis other stuff. The "Wish You Were Here" webcomics was right up my alley.

2019-06-12 at 5:34 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Fonaplats I met her when I was in rehab.
She worked there.

Take her on a date at the rehab. Eat saltine crackers and similac and fuck on the plastic sheets.

2019-06-12 at 4:56 PM UTC in its and heat wave

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

With the number of ice packs itd take, then id be 400 lbs.

And then id need more ice packs.

2019-06-12 at 4:55 PM UTC in Since humans can add to their mass thru the concept of progressive overload, then why

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Only certain cells are replaced. The ones required to create an entire nerve structure with muscle and connective tissue, skin...i think comes from stem cells in the womb. But i have zero clue wtf im talking about.

2019-06-12 at 4:53 PM UTC in its and heat wave

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Its a bad time to be 360 lb with a thyroid condition

2019-06-12 at 4:51 PM UTC in Disease. A bad thing?

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Octavian Remember when Fona made a thread making me out to be a transexual.

He's not living that down.

Yeah, think about that.

Tbf if you threw on a wig and a slinky dress in a dark room, id probably do something id regret.

The stubble would be an immediate giveaway, but unfortunately i dont kiss hoes. Straight for the butthole.

2019-06-12 at 4:46 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

clearly i no speaky le francey

last time i bought lenigree i was a just ripe 18.

2019-06-12 at 4:01 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin