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2019-09-29 at 7:06 AM UTC in Imagine being the dude who stole this laptopSounds like consequences will never be the same
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2019-09-29 at 6:39 AM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny can you write poems on them ?
Broken stern and tempest tossed
I lay upon the des'late shore
Recounted all the things Id lost
And loved, and err'd so long before
Content to languish in the sun
And rust until but bones remained
Until the tide returned one night
And pulled me home to sea again
/gay
I had like 8 quatrains. Be glad i deleted all that.
The last line was about what a huge throbbing dick the boat has, so its okay that its handicapped now. I like metaphors in my work. The boat represents a broken man, and the dick represents a huge urcircumcised boat-dick. -
2019-09-28 at 11:37 PM UTC in KANGAROO JACK DON'T FUCK AROUNDIm struck by how he actually got the dude into recovery position and didnt proceed to curb stomp his head and take his phone.
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2019-09-28 at 7:25 PM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)Ayo lemme git on da boat
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2019-09-26 at 2:58 PM UTC in Anybody had Boba Tea? Come post your order your favorite combination in post form!Looks like adzuki beans. They're just really sweet but it's a different kind of sweet. Idk if I'd want them in a drink. Bob is cool but I always end up leaving most of the balls.
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2019-09-26 at 2:52 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Solstice I got a friend request on FB from some random woman in the Phillipines who was in one of the same chat groups as me and accepted it just to be courteous and now she messages me back and forth all day with really broken English and I have to word/type and explain things in a certain way, like you would to a small child I suppose. I hope she doesn't think that I'm under the impression that she's retarded. It's 12 hours apart there though so thankfully it's not like an all day thing of her messaging me but we have some good talks about chili peppers and herbal medicines and meditation and shit like that so I guess it could be worse.
I told her I couldn't eat because of anxiety and she said just dump some hot sauce on something and force feed it to yourself and it will make you have an appetite lol. I told her most Americans can't tolerate spice like people from her region but then I sent her a picture of my Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition which has Carolina Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost peppers all mixed together and then spiked with a 9 million scoville extract and she said "you Americans crazy, we can never eat such thing here".
Isn't Thailand and the Phillipines like the same neighborhood or some shit?
Sort of. Philippines is in the same general region. Their food is way less spicy though. My co-workers always used to bring stuff from the Filipino bakery, and it was all made with cassava root and stuff. I thought it was almost inedible. There was another thing that was almost like one of those long cylindrical hazelnut cookie things.,,,except this one was chewy and stale tasting, and the inside was full of cassava flour, twisted up in wax paper. Barely sweet. Super dry. Just fucking awful. -
2019-09-26 at 7:37 AM UTC in never been much of a sleeperHonestly low dose antidepressants, slightly changing my diet, stretching in the morning and light cardio at night, and getting to sleep at a semi-decent hour/ getting up when the sun rises... has created a mental change like night and day. ASMR is admittedly gay but it helps me sleep. 10mg melatonin sorta kinda works. Stretching, deep breathing. Earplugs. Face mask. Sleep apnea mouth guard thing if you're a fatty like me.
I'm in such a better mood now it's like someone flipped a switch. -
2019-09-26 at 7:32 AM UTC in Today I Celebrate 2 Years of Sobriety
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2019-09-26 at 7:29 AM UTC in List of degenerates on this website
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2019-09-24 at 8 AM UTC in List of degenerates on this websiteDisappointing.
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2019-09-24 at 7:59 AM UTC in Today I Celebrate 2 Years of SobrietyI thought you were in the totse collage. Don't sass me marlon.
Also I hated the new tool album. I said it. -
2019-09-24 at 7:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-09-24 at 7:50 AM UTC in Today I Celebrate 2 Years of SobrietyYou've looked exactly the same since 2008. You and my Japanese coworkers. Cut it out.
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2019-09-24 at 7:48 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by mmQ Juice died, PoC didnt.
Oh. Well that's....50% less sad at least. I always thought poc was a good dude just depressed n aimless. Been there.
I'm surprised juice went through with it. 2 other friends died recently, and it's been fucking weird.
I'm on antidepressants n shit now. They work pretty well for me, and I'm on the lowest dose. And of course, Malice was right. My testosterone was like 1/3 of what a minimum level should be. That and depression are the reason I've felt like complete ass for 15 years. If I was at the point where I didn't want to live anymore, figured might as well try whatever.
Also sat in court last Tuesday and watched my two friends get sentenced to 6 years and 2 1/2 years respectively. Shits just fucking weird. Idk why I'm here, or why I didn't get killed or arrested or OD. But yeah... I feel alright for the first time in a bit.
Y'all need Jesus. -
2019-09-24 at 7:40 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Fr tho this shit is a fucking bonerkill. It's always fucking sad. I want to see people do well. There's enough depressing shit.
Good to see u too tho bud. Next box might have air holes in it. -
2019-09-24 at 7:38 AM UTC in Today I Celebrate 2 Years of Sobriety
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2019-09-24 at 7:37 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕What?
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2019-09-24 at 7:28 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Soooooo....poc and juice killed themselves? This is some faggot shit and I still haven't received any firearms in the male u guys aren't my real friends bye
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2019-06-28 at 6:06 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)Maybe kava? although that never did shit for me.
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2019-06-28 at 6:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/
