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Posts by CASPER

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Black magic curses I’m ridin in hearses

    A bitch name Michelle Thotty fresh outta amhest

    Black doc martens n a plaid skirt

    She Finna get nasty when the Es work
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Making trap beats is harder than I thought.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Back hurts so bad. Hurt yesterday then 10 hrs on my feet at work today
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Duuuuude. iPad music production shit is so cool. I can sample sploos drums off his YouTube video lelelelel
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE 1998 a buddy and I were blazing up I-25 in New Mexico trying to make it to Denver from ABQ before sunset in his beat up ass '85 Cherokee.

    Somewhere a little north of Santa Fe, about 4:30 we passed a little ride-in with 4 gas pumps, a Pizza Hut and what seemed like a mile of abandoned tractor trailers in the back that raised questions nobody wanted to investigate.

    We pulled in to buy drinks and top up before gunning for Denver as hard as we could without stopping. As we rolled around to park beside the building. My buddy gets out to go inside and pay for stuff, I decide to take the opportunity to stretch my legs. I wandered towards the back and heard voices. A Firebird, driver side door open, was parked angled away from me. A woman and a man.

    I peered around the corner. I didn't want to get involved, it just sounded like a domestic and it was none of my business. The voices got louder and more frantic, so I looked again.

    I heard the distinctive sound of flesh on flesh, followed by a short silence. Then a low and distant whining ensued. The passenger door opened, and I got back and started to walk away. Lover's quarrel. I wanted no part, I didn't want to risk being seen. I went inside the building to see what my friend was up to, apparently he had gone to use the bathroom. I decided to take care of the drink picked out some juices, cokes, water bottles etc. My friend comes out, finishes paying up and we both get back to the car. As we pull around, he doesn't even notice, but I do: across the back seat, I saw the guys head, and the top of her head. As we drove past, I heard muffled screams, barely audible. We drove away. I didn't say anything. I had to get to Denver.

    Oh snap bro u gotta call the cops
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm not even going waste time arguing.

    You repulse me.

    I’ve come to the conclusion that he has fetal alcohol syndrome or something. Seriously. He’s clearly got some kind of cognitive defect, and that almost makes him a slightly sympathetic figure. I no longer hopes he kills himself, but I do hope he gets flesh eating bacteria in his urethra for the good of all the 10 year olds in Poland.

    And I do still want to fight him for lulz.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was half expecting a snarky response.


    Glad to see you turning over a new leaf.

    Or bud.

    Lol.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Only the best wood for princess
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Is that since last relapse or when you when you said, "fuck this life"?

    I never really relapsed. I just never tried to quit. I wasn’t going to dance around sobriety and pat myself on the back if I wasn’t ready.

    Last November 30th, all my friends were in prison or awaiting sentencing. I hated everything I was doing. Anytime I’d get high, I was just hyper aware of the fact that my life was ticking away moment by moment, and that if I didn’t do something soon, I was going to die the same way.

    Mostly though, the drugs just stopped working. No relief. No reprieve. Nothing. I just hated everything and everyone, and that made it really easy.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol.



    You do realise that we are some or the best drivers and caretakers and peopele.

    Drugged Hippopotamus seems to have a very low tolerance for rustled jimmies. Their jimmies are constantly in a twist.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Chime in with another drama post complaining about drama Casper

    This is gay drama

    1) if you and ur chick have an undertanding, who cares who you talk to online

    2) who cares what pictures someone uses.

    You’ve all seen each other’s buttholes. Seems like you should act like a family just saying
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian How long have you been sober? I'm honestly enjoying being clean. Never having to endure hangovers/ comedowns or just generally feeling shit for days. It's like I can be myself 24-7 without the need to take any edge off.

    One year, 17 days.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fucking annoyed. Just los t brand new wireless earbuds in the Uber. I hate when I can’t find things. Trying to be zen. I’m not any worse off then I was a week ago. It’s not integral to my happiness.

    Blah.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It legitimately scares me that you guys are potential voters and you can drive motor vehicles.

    Drama Habitat 4 lyfe
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Larry you’re obviously the only one upset

    Show me where I was upset at all..
    Or called anyone out their names lol

    I simply asked a question… and the answer is still unclear

    Now you see how I feel dealing with ur sensitive ass
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol. Y’all hoes catty as fuck. Its like an episode of Springer. There’s polyamory, interracial lesbians, schizoid motel dwellers, love triangles, catfishes, jealousy, unrequited love, years long blood feuds and backstories, horny old ladies. THE WORKS.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung The longest I've ever made it is 10 minutes. I've nicknamed myself One Pump Peter. That's why I'm so damn good at eating pussy.

    Try heroin. I mean generally women don’t really want to fuck for hours. It’s just nice having the option to “show off” now and again
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ya casper killed her with his dick

    Prolly. One of the few things I miss about H is being able to fuck like a lanky overweight porn star. Just hours. And then when you finally nut it’s like someone punted you in the taint with a pointy boot.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by cigreting did she die m8

    No. She’s married now to someone she met in NA.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung

    I say this with the utmost love:

    You need a new shtick
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