At a friends house with my gf and a bunch of other people after driving down to San Diego to visit one of her friends at school. I forget what we did I think we went to some weird motel party. I do my usual and sneak off and smoke dope in the bathroom with the shower running. She and her friend have clearly started doing coke and the mdma capsules in the ashtray in the car are suddenly awol now too. I’m unusually relaxed which is rare for me around a bunch of people I don’t know. Strike up conversation with some people at one of the SDSU off campus housing things and a handful of them come over to our house to drink. At this point I’m probably a gram or more into my heroin (which at the time was an insane amount for me), maybe 6 or 7 beers and a few glasses of makers. I’m just fucked. Gf comes back in, she and her skank friend prance and giggle their way to the bathroom together to take candid pictures of each other on the toilet. Comes out and sees me talking to a couple of the new people, one of which was a girl. She’s already being loud and obnoxious, but now she’s also being super territorial n shit. She’s standing in front of me and wiggling her butt back and forth, and sliding her hand down my pants. At some point I tell her to chill, bc the other people obviously think this is awkward and her energy level is way to high for like 1am. I kinda disengage from her and she gets pissed, I say something like “Maybe if you weren’t acting like a fucking tweaker”. She and her friend leave.
Its now like 2:30 and she’s not answering my texts. I tell her if she too fucked up, just call me and I’ll pick them up (rofl). Eventually I get pissed off that she’s purposely not answering her phone, and I lay down in the living room and pass out with a mixing bowl and a water bottle bc I’m almost positive I’m gonna puke. Smoke some more heroin to settle my stomach and pass out. Come half conscious and she’s on top of me on the living room floor, and there was some other random passed out a few feet away but she was just on her own little thing. I’m so numb I barely know what’s going on I can’t even feel me inside of her but I feel her scratching and grinding against me, then I pass out again.
Wake up. Mouth tastes awful. It’s fucking cold bc someone left the patio door open, and all I found was a bath towel to use as a blanket. There’s a groan like a bagpipe being stepped on. I feel so awful I just want to go back to sleep. My belt and buckle are digging into the back of my ass and I’m sweaty and it’s freezing and I move my hips to try to pull them up. Try to get under the towel, but her hand is against my cheek and it’s just so fucking cold. I think that’s what made me realize the groan was coming from her. I roll over and push her off me and her blue eyes are open but half shut. I know she sometimes has night terrors and sleeps with her eyes open, but she doesn’t make noise like this. I try to shake her awake. I’m whispering to her. I shake her harder. Now I’m getting loud and panicky. The feeling when I realized what was going on was like having everything in my chest sucked out into the vacuum of space. I think I said to the sleeping girl “is this real? Is this real” over and over again. Now I’m cursing and freaking out. I try doing cpr, but the sounds she’s making sound like I’m hurting her. A couple of her friends have woken up now. Someone’s saying “Give her some water! Give her water!” And I’m like she can’t even swallow dude. Someone says there’s a fire station a couple blocks away. I can’t find the keys. I’m about to cry. One of the other friends is calling 911. One of the people from earlier offers to drive. I put her over my shoulder to get her out the door and she throws up. I lay in the truck bed with her and she almost slides out the tailgate when he rounds the end of the block. Guy rings the bell. The firefighters were awesome. I wish I could’ve been that calm. I can’t tell them what she’s taken bc I really don’t know. I tell them her name. They ask if has any medical conditions or allergies. For some reason I feel that her strawberry allergy is pertinent info. They’re shining lights in her eyes and putting a tube down her throat. Other emts or whatever put her on a thing and before know what’s going on, they’re already gone.
I didn’t think to ask where they were taking her, or whether I could ride with her. The guy that drove me, is really cool. Offers to smoke me out. We’re just really quiet but then I start having a panic attack so I ask for him to drop me off. Go back. Find her keys. Take her car. Park behind a market and get high. The last 2 balloons aren’t in my wallet. I get furious. Then I finally cry and I cry for like an hour until I have a headache.
Would not recommend the experience.
No one has created r/butthilighters yet?
I feel this is accurate. Or whoever is in charge of signing dudes is just not a gambling man
2019-12-16 at 2:45 PM UTC
in
Random Thoughts
Hey Siri What volume of semen to I need to produce to make it cum out a bitches nostrils and tear ducts?
Siri
What volume of semen
Hey Siri
I legitimately had to look that up bc I thought you were just making shit up.
I’m fine wearing $50 sunglasses. I don’t “need” designer shit. The rest of my wardrobe is jeans and flannels and Beefy-ts anyway. But the weight and plasticy feel of cheap shades is what I hate most. I’d rather pay $100 and have them feel good to wear. I have some Maui Jim’s somewhere that I traded someone cocaine for, and those were super co for table but a weird color.
I want to go to fucking sleep. This shit is lame. I never had insomnia when I was doing heroin,
Why do all the “emo rap” black rappers have bleached dreads?
2019-12-16 at 10:17 AM UTC
in
Anyone here go bird watching?
Any of the bright crested, any-breasted varieties indigenous to his region.
He should stick to peeping the Swaybacked Matron Lark and the Wide Waisted Chikkinhawk
They’re just grateful to be watched
2019-12-16 at 10:12 AM UTC
in
Anyone here go bird watching?
Stay away from the Red Crested Small Breasted Screamer.
You’ll catch charges fam
What better way to discourage bad behavior than to emasculate them and traumatize them sexually?
Yeah that’s fair. He knows Turkey still slaughtered millions of Armenians tho, right? Lol.
