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2019-12-21 at 8:03 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The politically correct term is CAKE WOMAN
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2019-12-21 at 7:40 AM UTC in ATTN: HTSSiri who 8s
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2019-12-21 at 7:23 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.
I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.
His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.
G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.
He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip “set” entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit “on neighborhood”, bc he wasn’t a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.
Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be “white people shit”. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene I’ve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.
Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and she’s frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.
I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and he’s at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldn’t give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now he’s sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.
But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro. -
2019-12-21 at 7:04 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have a friend who can't drink more than a few drinks before he gets pukey or fukt but he has liver issues. Doesnt drink anymore.
Yeah I get drunk really easily now. But 8dont even remember last time i puked. Guess I just know myl8mits now. I don’t overdo it. When I feel like I’m about to fall out of a chair due to the centripetal force,it’s time to switch to beer or snort some meth. -
2019-12-21 at 6:59 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?We should have a space nigga karaoke night. I stopped going to the scarlet lady bc people kept snitching that someone was smoking some weird shit in the bathroom.
Not cool.
The artist has to take time to BECOME the music.
And that BECOMING just most often involved smoking heroin and snorting coke of the baby changing station that was very strange to find in the bethroom at a bar. -
2019-12-21 at 6:48 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I understand you’re not trying to compliment me too hard, so imma pro-rate that as an8/10
Ready to refresh your country music career? -
2019-12-21 at 6:33 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Now taking requests for upcoming Christmas themed album
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2019-12-21 at 6:29 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You have a nice voisu but no you sound nothing like Trent.
If you want to make a Christmas themed EP with me that would be swell.
I like how you put emphasis on your homosexuality towards the end.
I just do voices and accents well. Pretty sure I have recordings of right where it belongs and every day is exactly the same.
Kept hoping I’d find a vocal coach around here to teach me to work around my fucked up vocal chords. Maybe get some cool Tom waits shit goin.
§m£ÂgØL and I are going to try to produce some trash music, but I wasn’t plann8ng 9n singing anything. A NIS Christmas album would be kind of hilarious though. -
2019-12-21 at 6:23 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-12-21 at 3:12 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The yuletide is especially gay so it could happen
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2019-12-21 at 3:03 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-21 at 2:58 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Do I sound like fat tent reznor?
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2019-12-20 at 11:54 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Obv I couldn't find the old phone. 7 years later my chords are shredded and I sound like I'm going through puberty. But I used to love doing Sinatra, Bobby Darin, etc.
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2019-12-20 at 11:35 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-12-20 at 11:16 PM UTC in Whyte college girl killed by a 13 year old black boyIt should be stated for the record that I never bought heroin from blacks.
Okay twice. But that doesn’t count bc Roof sold be balloons of straight upNescafe.
My plugs were all from Sinaloa, guey -
2019-12-20 at 10:20 PM UTC in Whyte college girl killed by a 13 year old black boy
Originally posted by Fuck Your World example of White Entitlement
Rapey Rapey Affluent Boy @ Stanford. let go with a 3 out of 6 month sentence that certainly would have got any other person not affluent up to 30 years in a federal or state prison
Another "Affluent Boy" who killed someone while intoxicated (DUI DWI) at the age of 16 and was let off. goes on Facebook and drinks again and posts it and the judge decided to send his Mother to Prison.
Brock Turner FINGERED a girl who he’d been romantically involved with earlier in the evening. The only reason it even blew up was bc two frat dudes saw them and decided to be intersectional captain save a hos. It really never should’ve gone as far as it did. They were both young and drunk as fuck. Considering the facts of the case are - a drunk dude without a prior criminal record fingered a drunk girl who he’d been making out with all night, 6 months and registering as a sex offender seems like more than enough. Social justice turns everything up to 11. He didn’t drag her off anywhere. I believe that he testified that he thought she was still conscious. I mean when the average young dude thinks sexual assault, fully clothed drunken fingering with a girl you’ve been back and forth with doesn’t come to mind right away. I can u derstand why an 18 year old wouldn’t be thinking that either. -
2019-12-20 at 10:15 PM UTC in Whyte college girl killed by a 13 year old black boyI meant to make a thread about this. Ofc they’re not releasing the minors name or pictures. But three young boys robbing and stabbing a woman to death in a park?
When are we taking to the streets demanding justice? Who’s flipping over police cars? The double standard here is jarring. -
2019-12-20 at 9:58 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-20 at 5:14 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
Originally posted by Misguided Russian Are you still using? I was under the impression that the hormone disrupting properties of opiates disappear after cessation.
Been off heroin for a year. Still on 17mg methadone. Apparently it can take years for hormone levels to return to baseline. Fucking sucks. -
2019-12-20 at 4:35 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
