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2019-12-27 at 6:59 PM UTC in ATTN: HTSYeah I’m such a nice drunk. I’m nicer drunk than I am sober. At a party I always kinda stick to myself around the periphery of the action, but when I get drunk I raid the kitchen and start making people waffles and hash browns from scratch. Lol.
At one party I had people lined up at the bar and eating at the pool table like a restaurant. Pouring beers from the keg in the kitchen and calling out orders. Was so fun.
I asked the girl where their baking powder was n she said they didn’t have any so I was like “WHO THE FUCK DOESNT HAVE BAKING POWDER?” So someone had to run to the bodega to grab that and eggs. -
2019-12-27 at 9:34 AM UTC in CandyRein is currently forcing herself to stay off NIS...Hoe Island does sound kinda dope tho tbh
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2019-12-27 at 9:33 AM UTC in I might put myself to sleep soon.
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2019-12-27 at 9:18 AM UTC in CandyRein is currently forcing herself to stay off NIS...Wait why does DTE have 2 accounts?
Im sensing some skullduggery in our midst. -
2019-12-27 at 9:17 AM UTC in My Response to "All you eat is garbage"Nigga I peeled potatoes last night and chopped carrots sitting on my bed.
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2019-12-27 at 9:09 AM UTC in Rudy Giuliani insists he's 'more of a jedi' than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny correlation ≠ causation.
No but correlation can give you some pretty solid fucking clues as to why things are accelerating at a rate we havent seen before. Not to mention temp readings of the sun, ocean, atmosphere. No climate model aside from those accounting for deforestation, increase emissions of co2 and methane can account for whats going on now. -
2019-12-27 at 9:05 AM UTC in CandyRein is currently forcing herself to stay off NIS...Postin in a DH Drama Thread
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2019-12-27 at 8:55 AM UTC in ATTN: HTSlame
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2019-12-27 at 8:54 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website Sucksspins of the mightiest meat
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2019-12-27 at 8:52 AM UTC in Indomie
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2019-12-27 at 4:11 AM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame§m£ÂgØL is just mad bc his mom told him mexican santa stole all the toys when he was a dandy lad and also bc there is no mexican santa.
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2019-12-27 at 3:35 AM UTC in Rudy Giuliani insists he's 'more of a jedi' than George Soros, who survived the HolocaustI mean most climate scientists do dispute it. Mostly because the changes we're seeing are EXTREMELY rapid compared with past climate events, and tempuratures start accelerating primarily in the mid 1800s when industrialization again. We can see gas concentrations in core samples and stuff, and its higher now than it has been for a couple of millennia. Even if you dismissed all that, conceding that the planet is just fucked and continuing to fuck shit up doesnt accomplish anything but assuring that we're fucked. Transitioning to alternate energy sources and sustainable ways of living is only so offensive to certain groups bc it defies the explanation of "divine intervention'
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2019-12-27 at 3:24 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website SucksPanthax has been expelled from the Fun Bunch.
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2019-12-27 at 3:18 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website SucksTOTSE Valhalla is probably just an entire sky made up a row-res Goatse wallpaper, and a couple scrawny weirdos sitting on a bench calling each other faggots for eternity.
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2019-12-27 at 3:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentFinishing up at work.
Protip:No one ever says they have shitty drugs. Ive had "fire" dope that was straight up burnt sugar and plastic. lol. Smells like a fire when it burns, thats for sure. -
2019-12-27 at 3:13 AM UTC in IndomieNow im looking at Indomie on Amazon. But Idk if im committed enough to noodle lyfe to drop $22.50 on the shit.
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2019-12-27 at 3:11 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller My patient called the cops on me for petit theft. They found no evidence of theft so I was supposed to just get a trespass warning. The popos came and searched my person, my car and my work bag. They found an expired script of tramadol that I was actually prescribed. I wasn't on probation at the time, the first case was under way, I was out on bond.
She was on a different level of crazy than I was. I don't want to talk shit about her, she's just doing her thing and I'm doing mine. I'm over the junkie girlfriend thing, that was a bad idea from the get go.
I'm really trying not to use drugs on probation, but I'm so fucking depressed. I can't blame drugs on my fuckups, that's on me. My life as I knew it is over for good. I wasted $120,000 on a degree that is gone because I thought I could responsibly use drugs. I am either all in or stone sober, there is no middle ground for me.
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller It was expired and the State Attorney wouldn't budge on possession of a controlled substance without a script. I might have won if I took it to trial, but I was ready to get out of that county jail and get the original case wrapped up.
My original charges from January of this year were Trafficking in Heroin (first degree felony) and possession of narcotic equipment (third degree felony). There was 4g of heroin, a gram of meth, and a script of suboxone allegedly tied to me. I got off with possession of a controlled substance w/o a script (third degree felony) and possession of paraphernalia (misdemeanor) and they withheld adjudication.
While I was out on bond for those charges I got arrested for the tramadol in August, served 100 days and got time served. My original bond got revoked of course, so I stayed in jail in the original county until that case got resolved and I got let go on probation.
Fuck bro. Well im glad youre in the free world for the time being. You and Poast havenow joined the vaunted ranks of the 4 Knuckle Niggas. If youre already thinking youre going to get high though, thats probably a bad sign. Thats a loooong time to try to fake out a UA. -
2019-12-27 at 3:09 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Cheyes I keep getting the idea that everything's gonna come crashing down on me before I complete my vagina probe. There's been way too many close calls and I'm only stable by taking 500+ pills a month as prescribed.
My life is ostensibly so much better sober but I gravitate back to depravity naturally and don't really have a support system, or maybe I just feel like I haven't done enough research yet.
I'm glad to be back in the boonies for a spell, and I was able to talk shop and learn some valuable things about my eyes, which are slowly improving for now. The chillest girl ever, whom dated one of my best friends, popped up out of nowhere with a "problem" that she's "curing" right where I got "fixed" and she lives here now and I have a perfect entry point to catch up and talk for hours about our common affliction that makes us gyrate as such, so SWIM is nervous/excited about that..
It's very complicated with how ridiculously bad my image is that I projected on social media blacked out on zars for years but I really have nothing to lose asking her to a sewing circle. Sweetest, cutest lil slutbag (she told me that in person, and she also dated a girl for a while lol), not trashy at all…
just FUCK I fucking hate myself so much for being literally retarded for so long so publicly and ruining my image forever to everyone who knows me, and somehow gotta figure out how to swallow my embarrassment and pretend like that won't follow me around the entire time if she's even willing to see me, which is a coinflip on St. Patrick's Day. I gotta trudge through that shit anyway though and chill out and get her to open up to me like she used to.. but with no smarties or candy bars this time. No drugs to fuck it up, gotta do it sober. I done a good job at chilling the fuck out this year but I got my work cut out for me still. For moral support, I really do need some molestings in the bootyhole by any goddamn one of you I guess.
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2019-12-27 at 2:24 AM UTC in Has anyone ever seen you type “niggasinspace”
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2019-12-27 at 2:20 AM UTC in IndomieI didnt know anyone else dug indomie. Unfortunately, i cant find it at all grocery stores. And it needs a bigger packet of fried onions. But i smash on that shit.
