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2020-03-30 at 8:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIf you look up LAX on a map, im like less than 3 miles from that
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2020-03-30 at 8 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..That was me being hyperbolic. Im more like a grocery clerk if the clerk had to bag your groceries next to you in a phone booth.
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2020-03-30 at 7:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER I accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock."
So no one else liekd me joke? -
2020-03-30 at 7:53 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-30 at 7:28 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-30 at 6:15 PM UTC in The reasons things are so bad right now is because of the nonessential people
Originally posted by Wariat lol see I knew I was right and you claim the cops or city council will protect you from cyberstalking because you are some high esteem community memberz. fsct is your job is as expandable and your skills as being a service personnel. I knew you didnt finish RN school and sre trying to sound like a big shot on this forum full of degenerates like me to make yourself feel better about your lack of success in life. me? I at least have a journalism ba from chico state.
The fact that you got a journalism degree actually gives me hope for myself.
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2020-03-30 at 6:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Archer513 Relaxed
Rode 400 miles on my bike yesterday and then slept 10 hours
I’m digging this social distancing shit 🤠
That sounds really nice right now. I was seriously considering driving up the coast to SF, but then ofc since cerything locked down i wouldve had ti prettymuch turn around and come back.
My life is so uneventfuk, its easy for me to forget that theres stuff going on lol. -
2020-03-30 at 11:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI accidentally got stoned and I started writing jokes. Maybe they're only funny in my head.
Mikaela Spielberg - black adopted daughter of the famous filmmaker- recently began a career in adult film in order to "promote body positivity and build financial independence". She noted her fan base is "mostly older white men". When asked for comment, site user Peven Steilberg said "her dad probably has a huge dong" and user Not_Steve_S_In_Groucho_Glasses said "hell yeah he does. Prolly big ol shaggy dog j3w cock." -
2020-03-30 at 9:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionSome plz clip this for gif purposes thx
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10212852915570910&id=1029810193 -
2020-03-30 at 9:21 AM UTC in What is the best sex position?Who wants to host Doug and I to come give some ol hens our Dimensional Lumber?
I call mouth -
2020-03-30 at 9:18 AM UTC in What is the best sex position?What about 2x4?
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2020-03-30 at 9:14 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot It's not overnight but it's 100% as billed. I had it individually tested @ my job & it's ingredients/strength where accurate.
Yeah I guess i meant I hope it helps with what I need to address, ie- increase enough muscle mass to reduce pain and start beiong able to exercise normally again, increase mood, decrease anxiety, etc. I dont think anythings a magic pill so my expectations are pretty low. I was trying to find some clomid instead to try first, but not much luck. Id like to avoid the nasty side effects of long term use, so Im going to try to just start with 3 months n see how i feel- 6 months tops.
Otherwise im probably an awful candidate to be on anything but at this point idgaf. Between the massive doses of NSAIDs for my back and hip, this stuff will probably give me a stroke lol. -
2020-03-30 at 8:53 AM UTC in What is the best sex position?
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2020-03-30 at 8:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot Knocked out 7.3 miles averaging 13 mph, should really get a Go-Pro & record because this time a deer came right beside me & kept stride for like 3-4 minutes. I guess he was lonely lol.
Good looks on the NWNK btw. Remains to be seen whether it was a massive waste of money, but been on it for like....2 weeks now. -
2020-03-30 at 8:21 AM UTC in What is the best sex position?FYI Man on the moon is not a proper sex position its just when you dance a little jig on her bare ass and then put a tiny flag in her pooper but i guess it counts
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2020-03-30 at 5:57 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-30 at 5:17 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-30 at 5:16 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Fox I was at a bar one time where the gimmick was really cold beer.
They served me a pint and I let it sit on the counter for like a minute, when I went to lift the mug the bottom stayed stuck to counter while the rest of the cup broke clean off. Spilled beer everywhere.
That memory just popped in my head from you talking about cracked coffee mugs, there’s no other purpose to this anecdote 👍
Lol see if that happened right now my face wouldnt even twitch. lol. -
2020-03-30 at 5:07 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I did, however, find the uncapped bent syringe behind my bed. With my finger. I wonder if im HIV poz now.
I feel like a cracked coffee mug with a tiny bit just being bled from me every second. -
2020-03-30 at 4:16 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..yeah wasnt in anything. Ended up throwing all the clean laundry in te dryer on the ground and then ended up having to wash it again. Ugh.So fucking tired.
