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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    why are we talking about gay wrestling?

    i did wrestling for a year in hs, and ive never spent SO much time getting acquainted with the smell of other dudes balls. The mats were fucking disgusting.

    So theres that.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs Taps feet …. waiting

    §m£ÂgØL beat everyone to it
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Bill Krozby prolly makes bomb papas mollejas
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr I usually like to "talk" to the person a couple of times on the telephone- to kinda get a "feel" or "vibe" of their personality and then go from there- as to making some plans.


    You've met a person you really like or you believe to have made a connection with and make plans to do something together. When they show up they're dressed in a way(subjective to you) that makes you feel like you'd be embarrassed to be seen with them. What do you do?

    Side note this is why I need someone to dress me. I have the fashion sense of a 7th grader.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    TOOT TOOOOOODLE TOOOT TOOOOOOOOTEEDLEOOOOOO
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ummmmm idk. Taco truck. Drinks. Live music. checkout cute puppers at an animal rescue. Start a bonfire and make out at the beach. walk the boardwalk. Get gelato. Fuck in a lifeguard tower if sshe were so inclined.

    Why? idk. I dont do well with formal stuff and i dont really have anything to talk about so im better when theres other stuff going on. If i can just sit quietly with someone without feeling awkward, then we can be good friends.


    same.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    everybody post cock
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im twice the man both of you are, gravitationally speaking.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    They call him Da Paid Piper. Tootin on his Nonce Flute
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Polecat:Consummate Wimgman
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im mad at the world every time i see the front page crowded with your unintelligible bullshit, maciej
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wariat i have this ball on a tsring you put on your forehead.

    Thats a dildo, not a ball
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.

    strap a loofah to ur 4head niqqA
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wariat casper, what makes you think I dont have those skills in the video. and could not control or make you look like w bitch like that in the video while keeping my composure? what makes you think I dont make up my size with skills or composure?

    Nothing makes me think that. Ive just taken enough punches to the face that i dont quite care either way. Then again if your mma skills are anything like ur gay porn skills i think i stand a pretty good shot.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Again....i have no skills so you have nothing to lose. Imagine how much respect and street cred u would get defeating a 6’7” 300 lb enforcer for the sinaloa cartel. u could add it to ur resume. Also it can be held in a gym with personal injury waivers.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Again. Come to CA. Hell theres a good chance youd win. Point is- youre a fucking pussy and no one is afraid of you. The only way youd frighten anyone is if they had a preteen daughter. Get your shit together.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Larry would fucking murder you because any man under the age of 50 with any testosterone makes you tremble and squirt a little pee in your briefs
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    postin in a krolologram
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That must be super jncomfortable though. Stubble is already itchy. But i guess u could grow it out like cat whiskers and since its so sensitive you could navigate in total darkness.

    Like an alternate universe daredevil, only very aesthetically unappealing and banned from fighting crime in school zones.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Dont you have a relative that can get u a lucrative job at a jedielers or bank?
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