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2020-05-03 at 8:35 AM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop virusesall masks do is shrink the radius that you broadcast your sickly plague-fumes. And thats actually still a pretty good reason.
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2020-05-03 at 8:30 AM UTC in If you ever disrespect my online internet long distance chinese gf i will punch you in the fuckin throat
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2020-05-03 at 8:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentEating the box of paletas i found in the freezer. Mexico finally did something right. 👍🏻
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2020-05-03 at 8:04 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentcorrect. SUPREME was also an acceptable answer
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2020-05-03 at 7:18 AM UTC in Your history of fuckups don't mean you have a lot of 'life experience'Yeah i havent learned a fucking thing
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2020-05-03 at 7:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentregular or 89?
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2020-05-03 at 7:15 AM UTC in Everyone's favorite porn!?!?!?
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2020-05-03 at 6:56 AM UTC in Everyone's favorite porn!?!?!?
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2020-05-03 at 6:32 AM UTC in Fuck you dumb niggers better recognize its fralalas birthday!
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2020-05-03 at 6:30 AM UTC in Life without sports
Originally posted by BummyMofo It's funny we're doing the same thing and making jokes how like every job even athletes can be replaced by automation…this proves it lmao let robots take our work over and we just lounge
Yeah my boss says he might never bet on regular sports again. If it wouldnt be such a legal shitshow, itd be hilarious to have all the leagues just buy out the players likenesses and run 4k 120hz streams constantly.
Onlydiff is you can manipulate the gamein the background. Still though...players get paid so much fucking money. -
2020-05-03 at 6:17 AM UTC in Life without sportsIts cool my co workers are all betting on AI games on Twitch now lol. Madden 2020, UFC Undisputed, NBA 2K20
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2020-05-03 at 6:10 AM UTC in Cardiac ArrestLong QT syndrome can cause
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2020-05-03 at 6:06 AM UTC in The lock down has ended here in texasIt almost wouldve been better if it just got REALLY fucking bad over the course of like a week. I think in the long run more people wouldve stayed home.
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2020-05-03 at 5:38 AM UTC in The lock down has ended here in texas“According to the WHO”, so take it with a fatty rock of salt, but
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/02/who-us-just-reported-deadliest-day-for-coronavirus.html -
2020-05-03 at 5:34 AM UTC in The lock down has ended here in texas
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace inb4 Texas resurgence in 1 month. Have fun shutting down in June/July while we're all eating bbq corona free.
Honestly i think theres gonna be a resurgence everywhere. So many people here in CA arent observing quarantine. When i was waiting for my food today, there were at least 50 people in the park across the street and a bunch kf dudes playing basketball. Our testing in even the most severely hit states is like...4-5% Unless the quarantine lasted thru June, July....this is almost inevitable. We didnt shut down travel fast enough, we cant test everyone, we cant force people to do what theyre supposed to and not be gross. -
2020-05-03 at 5:22 AM UTC in Best NIS BoobiesLIARA U WHIRE
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2020-05-03 at 5:15 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..better-ish. idk.
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2020-05-03 at 4:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' a couple nights ago. That movie is way more brutal than I remember.
If someone wants it I'll email it to them.
Lol yeah i chose it to put on at one of our parties when i was like 20. Theres like 10 guys and ten girls all milling around a house drinking, eating, talking. A few people are on the sofa, a few are just standing watching here and there. It gets to the rape scene, and pretty much every girl in the party (minus our two requisite brohoes) has a super visceral reaction. Some are covering their faces. Some are getting loud telling us to turn it the fuck off, and who chose this shit,NOT COOL. Every single one of my guy friends is just in tears laughing “AGHHHHHHAAHAHAH! SHES GETTING RAPED BY A FUCKING RETARD!!”
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2020-05-03 at 4:43 AM UTC in I'm getting reported evidently for being a skinner..
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Like five or six years ago when I was with chzboogerz we were having a lot fights and shit after my kid being born her messaging my daughters mom and shit and generally weird even though I hadn't had sex with my daughters mom since she told me she was pregnant.
But I did meet up with this pretty cute girl and she wanted me to go to her place after we had coffee and I kinda wanted too, but chzboogerz kinda lived with me and I knew she'd be coming home from work and realized it wasn't worth the trouble and I wanted things to work out anyways, so I got the girl to drop me off back home.
But while drunk one night I text her I wanted to ass fuck her and she just never replied because she moved on because I didn't bone her that night like she wanted, she was really horny.
The next day I went to the store and got some groceries and actually got chzbrgz a cute vase of roses that I thought would be sweet to give to her, she likes things like that. And I had it out in my kitchen and I was just drinking in my room in my underwear and my pants were in the living room, she came home from work and went through pants pockets lolol and this was when I just had a flip phone without a password and she totally read me wanting to ass fuck lolol, she opened up the door and came in my room and through the vase at me lol, I dodged it but was like wtf..
and we argued for awhile while I was krunk and eventually I was like weeeel I didn't do anything and fuck you and I don't care and she grabbed a knife and stabbed me in my wrist and fell asleep bleeding every where.
The scar still itches to this day, and this was before I choked her out.
Damn i,want 2 love sum1 like that -
2020-05-03 at 4:39 AM UTC in Why are Midwesterners so beta?shhhhhhhhhh🤫
