2017-05-31 at 9:51 AM UTC
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Story time.
Highly underrated greentext story.
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2017-05-31 at 12:06 AM UTC
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Story time.
>be me
>be 12
>cousin coming over
>hated the autistic 10yo from the moment he could speak
>really wants to see the movie Up
>just so happens we have it on DVD, at least, i do
>asks if he can have it
>i tell him no right off the bat
>of course being the autist he is he doesn't stop there
>he won't stop bothering people about it
>eventually quiets down until dinner time
>fucking spaghetti again
>he's sat opposite of me and starts going on about it again
>i get sick of his shit and yell NO! at him again
>he literally grabs his bowl of spaghetti and runs up my little sister's tree house with it
>mom asks me to go check if he's ok
>arrive and he starts going off at me again
>little did he know the ladder was not attached and i could just remove it
>so i did
>go back and tell everyone he is fine and just wants to be alone
>10 minutes later and fuck yeah it's ice cream time
>asked to ask him if he wants some
>head back, the retard threw his fork to the other side in anger
>asks me to run around and get it for him
>obviously tell him no and that he is a retard for throwing it in the first place
>tell him how delicious the ice cream was and that he isn't getting any
>he breaks into tears, gets on his knees and begs me for it
>"please let me d-down, i-i just want to tell y-you how i am feeling, got to make you understand!"
> i look him straight in the eye and tell him
>"Never gonna give you Up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you"
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2017-05-31 at 2:23 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Darth Beaver
Yes, but it's not like we were walking around enemy positions taking readings. A target area survey is like a recon patrol with survey instruments. But we were doing recon on the topography of a general area as large as 25 square miles or more. The idea was to know the "lay of the land" so that as a battle flowed and the enemy moved his position was sort of pre targeted eliminating the need for forward observers in the heat of battle. Any unit that needed support fire could use our map info to call in support for itself.
That's fascinating. I'll hand it to the US military they seem to know their shit.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
I think it would be a turnoff if their eyes got any larger
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Technology advanced at a much faster rate than human biology was able to adapt to it and made all generations that had access to the internet retarded.
Evolution realized this and gave those really fucked up retard kids born after the year 2000 the attention span of a Guppy so they are mesmerized by spinning wheels and clicking cubes. The next couple of generation will become more and more retarded from fidgeting with all kinds of shit and technology will die down to the point where it has to be rebuilt by a chosen few non-retards. Then the process will repeat itself until the end of times because the singularity has already occured, we were just busy watching weird porn and arguing about bans on forums to realize it.
This is Posttechnologism. The age of the Mongo Sapiens.
Words more true have never been uttered.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
No, she isn't at all. She's pretty fit, though she eats too much chunk food (I'm a real bitch when it comes to that, though). I blame the couch. I broke some piece of wood inside while standing with one foot on the couch, banging her while she was bent over with one knee on the couch.
It's still pissing me off a bit because it's a bitch to get a couch that size in here. Three spots and that thing to lay down on are still fine. I just broke the fucking place in the middle where I always sit. Getting it fixed would probably cost too much for what it's worth and it's 360° thick leather. I have no idea how to even get it open. Yea… it was a good couch.
As a fellow leather furniture owner i am happy to report my couch has this sort of tarp at the bottom which is stapled on. And while that may not be 360 leather, you don't notice the difference and you can just get the staples loose and replace something on the inside if need be much more cost-effective and this set was already 6k so yeah.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
I would kill a nigger for some weed right now.
I would kill a nigger just for the heck of it.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Ans I believe Sophie and others might too. I think I've posted that question to him though I can't remember his answer. Essentially, Sophie, if you could change you wiring to not be attracted to youths, would you?
No.
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
Hear me out. I know you don't have to do anything. I am not judging you personally. I am just asking you as a fellow member of a community of people who were once dedicated to the the spread of information and truth through free speech and good old fashioned conversation, to defend your position and create an argument to convince society to change their minds about pedophilia. I believe that if your position is truly the correct and rational position, you should be able to make a compelling argument simply by exlaining your reasoning.
I really feel like it would be wasted energy.
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
Sophie believes having sex with children is ok.
It's a lot more nuanced than that.
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Probably all of the above. Huge fags, the lot of them, let's burn 'em all. Stand back i am pouring the kerosene out right now...
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
I could imagine someone with a pathological impulse to murder people may not suffer at all, they may actually really enjoy doing it, but it's still not something that is good for other people so if it were discovered that the cause of such a person's behavior was an abnormality in their brain that could be corrected with a simple procedure, I think forcing that person to undergo this procedure would be a better solution to the problem than putting him in prison for 20 years.
I can also imagine that if the future were to turn out like that and societies views on pedophilia had not yet changed, pedophiles would probably also be forced to undergo a similar procedure to "correct" their behaviors. I think it is up to you to convince the rest of us (society) why that should not be.
I don't have to do anything. You are entitled to feel some type of way about pedophilia but that's really not my problem. You'll remember, there are already laws against this kind of thing. If people think something ought to happen to me(However unjust that may be) then they should come and get me if they can.
Protip: They can't.
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
^I wonder if that put you on a list somewhere.
Just Googling "loli" will have Google tell me child abuse is a crime and that i should seek help. True story.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
They should be skinned alive, rolled in salt, and then boiled in chicken grease.
I suggest leaving the skin on for crispiness and while you're at it add a little parsley, sage, and thyme.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
I post from my phone- it does retarded shit sometimes.
Also, sophie- I agree 100% that homosexuality is abnormal. Using the term abnormal always comes across as negative and a bad thing, but I don't think it always is or should be used like that. It's different. The problem with pedophiles, at least some of them is when they harm children. We've discussed this before… I haven't changed or anything. I think a lot of harm comes more from the way society addresses it more than a person who's had sexual contact with a child in a non-violent, "consenting" way, though when we are taking young children, it's really hard for them to grasp the scope of what they're doing… That's my only problem and concern with those who are pedophiles. Homosexuals usually are dealing with consenting adults so there is that… And again… I worry about the damage done to a small child, not so much by the act, being if its not violent or traumatic, but society does its own damage in making a huge deal of it and questioning and pressuring the child too… That seems worse in a lot of cases, to be honest.
Shit, I have an abnormal mental problem, while it's not being a pedo or homo, it's still something(aspergers or BPD, idk but also my generalized anxiety disorder too. I know I'm not all "rght" in the head.) so don't take offense to me referring to it as a sickness or mental disorder.
I just don't want to see children hurt, and I know despite your sexual predisposition, that you too are there with me on that… We just have differences on how we see it too, because I'm not a pedo, but hey… At least I have some empathy and understanding for your situation and want to work on removing the demonizing label and life long stigmas from those in your shoes along with seeing more efforts being made to help people like you cope without children being harmed. That's why I am 100%for simulated child porn if that's what would float your boat.
Don't worry, Sophie, I'm not ragging on you or trying to put you down, you especially are a smart and clever guy and I appreciate your contribution to the community, compsci information,and even though we disagree or have a fair to come together on some issues I respect us being able to be civil about it and "agree to disagree" so as not to fuck up or ruin being able to have you as a cool online friend or have my disagreements (or yours toward me) get in the way of being able to appreciate your contributions and opinions you express.
You know it.
Originally posted by Lanny
It can be used both in the temporal and positional sense. "Past" would be the correct term in this case since it's a preposition while "passed" is a verb.
Oh, that makes sense.
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Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS
The router/modems supplied by MormoNET, your ISP, are accessible from the outside on port 1227 with a default password of JosephSmith123. Your father never changed the password.
"And if men come unto me I will show unto them their weakness. I give unto men weakness that they may be humble; and my grace is sufficient for all men that humble themselves before me; for if they humble themselves before me, and have faith in me, then will I make weak things become strong unto them.”
—Ether 12:27
"MormoNET"
Lol.
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
An eagle cries from far above us.
A tumbleweed rolls passed us.
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Originally posted by Lanny
No, I'm sure lots of people think I'm stupid in all sorts of emotional states. Greenplastic just seems upset with me personally, and I'm not really clear on why. I think he might be intimidated by me or something.
Nah nigga', nah dawg. You are not intimidating in the slightest. It's just annoying as fuck to debate you, it's like a war of attrition and you got mad perseverance. Also i clearly remember 'winning' a debate on gun laws with you. And you just ignored my post. So, while supremely annoying, i feel compelled to argue with you on some issues, then eventually give up because you are relentless. ANd even if i do manage to make a conclusive argument for my position you will just ignore it or dump a shit load of semi related issues onto the discussion. I imagine Greenplastic is feeling the same sort of frustration with you right now. I mean, i love you and all, but dang nigga, dang dawg.
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