2017-06-13 at 8:03 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
Better?
Pretty good. Now open effects -> enhancements -> distort -> noise. Add some noise. Also put a cold enhancement over it. Decrease the contrast a little as well and reduce gamma.
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2017-06-13 at 10:30 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
I don't intend to be arrogant. It's just that as a Christian, the Bible literally says to raise you kids in the faith, and I genuinely believe it's also to his benefit. Well, and anyone's benefit for that matter. I think everyone should be Christian.
Yeah
Everyone should be a Christian, lets put people to the sword who are not
Fucking blasphemers, fucking heretics, they're all the same.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
What's so exciting about this
It's exciting because all these welfare niggers are too poor to afford even basic amenities like internet.
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2017-06-13 at 9:10 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
Thanks (n_n") I don't think I'll be sharing this with him.
"Dad, why are you making crime stopper posters with my picture on them?"
"IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE PREPARED SON!"
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2017-06-13 at 9:08 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
Shoddy, but it'll do.
Dad of the year award goes to you.
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2017-06-13 at 8:19 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
Let's try this:
Admittedly my GIMP-fu needs work.
Aww yis. Much better. The blind-fold looks extra fake now though, so get the original apply your effects like you did before and just block his eyes out with an obvious black bar. It's important that the black bar has no effects on it so it looks like the original was bleak and grainy and all you did was add a black bar. Also get a "crime stoppers" poster and shoop the pic in there. Add something like "reward to solve this kidnapping/murder. Call 555-738-029".
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Originally posted by saltpewter - - -
i fapped to this once for the lulz
Cute skeleteens for your fapping pleasure.
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Originally posted by mmQ
It BLOWS MY MIND. My boss is a small business owner, owned his restaurant for 16 years now, clearly makes a shit ton of money, and yet he gets up at 4:30 am evry morning, opens the place, works all morninf, takes a tiny nap in the afternoon among running a few errands then comes back to help close. He does this 6 days a week.LONG ASS DAYS, working sort of hard, and hes approaching 60, his son died in a car accident a few years ago but yet he is ALWAYS in good spirits. I don't get it at all. He should be hiring people like me to do EVERYTHING, which I do, bit if he literally hired ONE other me, he could basically not have to work. I don't get it.
This is why you are the wage-cuck and he is the boss.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
That's the most aūtistic, /r/iamverysmart way I've ever heard someone describe a feeling of belonging.
Lol. /r/iamverysmart.
Sounds liek a place Sploo would enjoy.
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Originally posted by AltarEgo
I have some dope salt and pepper shakers that are shaped like black servants. My fam was suuuuper racist and i got them from my grandma. I display them proudly. I should check their net worth as they appear collectible.
Are your grandparents collectible?
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Originally posted by saltpewter - - -
omg someone got it right
That's pretty lame though. My explanation had multiple layers of irony
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This somehow seems relevant.
Bishi.
Originally posted by Number13
Yup, don't think it happened, wouldn't care if it did.
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Originally posted by Rosemary
I have no idea lmao
I think I was googling around for a ToTSE replacement that I could participate in and I found myself here.
Should I leave, senpai?
>leave
No, animu avatar crew represent.
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Originally posted by Phoenix
I don't want to exploit idiots.
Too late, you're already on welfare.
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2017-06-12 at 10:09 PM UTC
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Determinism
Originally posted by mmQ
The EXACT things we do aren't predetermined, but the reasoning is. Or something.
My big thing is, we are restricted to our physical and mental capabilities. I don't have the free will to dunk a basketball on a ten-foot rim. I still have free will to try, but it's limited.
Nobody actually believes that free will means being able to will anything into being so. If that were true i would will myself a spaceship, 30 lolis and several thousand Oxy 80's.
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2017-06-12 at 9:54 PM UTC
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The Nigga Confessional™ †
Originally posted by RestStop
That's Catie Wayne. Boxxy is an older(physically younger and much more attractive)entity.
Well i know who Boxxy is, i just haven't seen recent pics and when i Googled Boxxy this came up. Via Reddit, so of course it's all Reddit's fault.
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2017-06-10 at 4:19 PM UTC
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Determinism
Originally posted by RisiR †
Ok, did you ever go to any kind of school?
He has a Phd in Bullshitting.
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2017-06-10 at 2:49 PM UTC
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Determinism
Originally posted by mmQ
I want to know what I am.
A compatabilist.
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