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2017-04-24 at 6:58 AM UTC in Only people who rape/molest should be sex offenders...I can't believe we still try to prevent teenagers from fucking in this retarded ass country
And how is it that only the man is ever charged? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
Rape culture amirite?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-23 at 4:38 AM UTC in In your opinion, how many stab wounds is too much?If you hate them enough to murder them I could understand the compulsion to continue stabbing. That sweet feeling...
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! -
2017-04-23 at 2:42 AM UTC in This place sucks. Massively.Fucking jedis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-23 at 2:28 AM UTC in Nothing beats the tatse of freshly baked bread.Fresh bread is right up there with fine pussy.
A little on the yeasty side but tastes so sweet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-23 at 1:19 AM UTC in Gravestone humorHarry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
In a Georgia cemetery:
"I told you I was sick!"
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102
The Good Die Young.
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast
Pardon me For not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
I was somebody.
Who, is no business Of yours.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880s. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
On Margaret Daniel's grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said her feet were killing her,
but nobody believed her.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June
Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay.
On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:
Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
(To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: )
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-22 at 10:20 PM UTC in Fear announcedA loud crack is beer announced
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2017-04-22 at 5:11 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinFirst of all you better wrap your leftovers,
When i rap with the door open the room's colder.
Forget the toaster i'm the illest in the kitchen,
Knocked out the foreman Grill, put the sink into submission.
You should listen mister cause i got a really chill bargain,
Those opposed wind up on a milk carton, still starving?
Chasing pallets like you're PacMan.
This girl got here for seconds, hands up in my snack bin.
And i'm relaxing, the coolest of the coolest, keep it fresh,
Any less? You can flush into the sewers, making maneuvers.
Making sure your food's gonna last,
I'm The Fridge baby, i'll survive a nuclear blast.
Wiggity wiggity woo woop. MIC DROPThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-21 at 6:28 PM UTC in Shoplifter caught with more than 100g of heroin gets 5 years in prisonlol, 100g of heroin in your pocket and you're concerned about paying for groceries...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-21 at 4:34 PM UTC in What kind of coffee do you guys drink?
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2017-04-21 at 3:06 AM UTC in How do I be a liberal?1. Attack any opposing view or opinion.
2. Welcome terrorists with open arms.
3. Rely on the government for your survival.
4. Watch CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, The Washington Post like it's your Bible.
5. Embrace queers.
6. Rip fetuses out of the womb.
7. Make sure you're much uglier and decrepit-looking than the average citizen.
8. Hate your country.
9. Hate your race.
10. Get offended at everything, and I mean everything, and always be politically correct at all costs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-20 at 11:03 PM UTC in Hello everyoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-20 at 3:47 PM UTC in Hello everyoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-20 at 9:41 AM UTC in is 420 bichesHappy birthday to me FAGGITS.
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2017-04-20 at 4:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-04-20 at 1:58 AM UTC in Windows or Mac?
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Mac is BSD
the kernel was written at Carnegie for BSD but was never actually used, Apple picked it up and used it for OSX
a bunch of code was taken from BSD for Darwin and a couple of other things, but there's really not all that much it has in common with Free/OpenBSD anymore.
Fuck them both though. Windows has implemented code to stop older versions of Windows being installed on machines with recent CPUs (ie. if you have an i3-i7 you can only install Windows 10), they have extremely pervasive telemetry (to the point that if Windows Media Player crashes, it sends full information of what you were watching at the time with the error report) and as of last year, Visual Studio quietly links the Telemetry module into every project at the compile stage. Even a simple 'hello world' application is able to grab all manner of system information and send it to MS without even the developer knowing about the behaviour. That's not to mention their gaylord advertising within core applications like the worst kind of mobile apps...
For anything serious I use Lunix, my Windows computer pretty much just has Steam installed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-19 at 8:10 PM UTC in Windows or Mac?LinuxThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-19 at 12:55 PM UTC in Berkley pornstar punched in the face
Originally posted by Nil yeah but where's the prn vid(s)?
https://www.erocurves.com/venus-rosales-hairy-inked-girl/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-18 at 10:31 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-18 at 6:21 PM UTC in Would you go to church for Jesus?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-18 at 6:10 PM UTC in RDFRNs 'Experiment Board' Screenshot DumpGood bump.
Specs, you were even in the usergroup later on. I remember it stop lying.
Is Tokolosh anyone here?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
