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2017-10-19 at 7:26 PM UTC in The Poetry ThreadIt's brown and hairy
It wears a thong
Unsanitary
My big fat shlongThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-19 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Vape Thread"why are you using the bathroom to piss, either take a shit or don't use it at all"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-16 at 2:19 AM UTC in Proof of WWII Holocaust
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sarcasm! The ultimate rebuttal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchens%27s_razorThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-11 at 6:13 PM UTC in People Don't Like MeYou need psychiatric help, buddy. It's not bad or anything.
People don't just dislike you for the sake of it. That's in your head. You probably overvalue certain negative situations, reactions etc. and don't realize the positive ones.
You've got the entire site trying to help you out n shit. We are real people. It is possible. It can get better irl, too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-11 at 4:40 PM UTC in People Don't Like Me
Originally posted by Sophie Like i said Enter is not entirely wrong, sure, how you look is important, especially when making a first impression but it's your mental state that may just need some work as well. Just like your body.
and lets not forget age.
age differences are very significant. you may look more or less the same as you were once upon a time but becos you've reached a certain age, people are going to treat you very differently.
i used to be that cool brother that every kids in the neighborhood like to be friends with and do shows and tells ....
but now twenty years later i'm just an old pesky uncle whose hands they have to keep swatting away as if their some bothersome flies.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-11 at 6:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-10-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in What would you do if you had a virtual time machine?I would do things like be a famous porn star or musician. Can we program people's minds to think whatever we want them to think?
Like if that were the case, I'd go back to say 7th grade and make it so in the middle of one of my classes at school, the 3 cutest girls would all suddenly have an irresponsible urge to come to my desk and start giving me blowjobs and rimming me, and the teacher would undress on her desk and start fisting herself, all the while everyone else in the room is experiencing this as a normal student would, obviously wondering what the fuck is happening, or better yet how.
Then I'd suddenly have a bunch of clear ovens drop down over the boy's desks where they sit, and slowly heat them up as the boys roast to death, all the while I'm still fuxxin with these 3 girls while the other girls in the class are dumbfounded and horrified, but of course I'd lock them in and after all the boys were dead and charring up nicely (this would all take place over the course of at least 12 hours), I would drive spikes through all the girl's left eyes including the three on my cock, then have everyone in the room including the crisped corpses each have a seat on a long miniature train akin to a kid's ride at an amusement park, taking them to the downtown district and parading my line of mutilated females and burnt males, the teacher and I conducting the train and throwing live grenades here and there, rocket launchers and lasers, breathing massive bursts of fire and causing some to have their bones spontaneously snap and crack at morbid and absurd angles until their skeleton resembled a limp dangly Halloween ornament.
Then I'd eat a fistful of pure mdma eat a bunch of banana cream pie.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-10 at 12:04 PM UTC in Meant to be a srs thread about your loifeLife... life... life...
You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others.
Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way.
Life... life... life...
Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke!
But then I felt something in my gut... The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life... life... life. So I sought out the wisdom of the ancients, exploring the spirit realm of the soul.
One day, tragedy struck. I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Couldn't save my parents. Coroner ruled it a simple case of death by mysterious fire, but I always sensed that there was something fishy about it. Needless to say, my so-called father was a scientist in some top secret capacity I've yet to unveil.
So now I wander the country, looking for the man who killed my father and, I suppose, seeking answers to less tangible questions of life... life... life. If I help a few folks along the way, so be it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-10 at 12:21 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
Originally posted by infinityshock ive been saying that ISIS is a western/US creation, doing the bidding of their western creators. i wrote a long-ass post/thread somewhere about the explanations why ISIS isnt a mudslime-based organization and is a western one.
Anyone who:
A) Has been paying attention to the situation and
B) Hasn't accepted western media narratives without question
should have come to the conclusion that ISIS is a western/Gulf/Turkish/israeli foreign policy tool a long time ago. I remember reading that Ash Carter at some point more or less admitted that ISIS was trained as a Sunni militia in Anbar province and 'got out of control', but I can't find the reference now so I'm not sure how accurate it is.
Among people critical of US foreign policy it's long been assumed that ISIS is to some degree directed and supported by the US, but the claims lacked hard evidence - 'circumstancial' evidence is overwhelming, but there's been little undeniable proof that this was the case. Until Russia released the satellite photos showing US SOF hardware embedded in ISIS strongholds and bases.
Some of the more damning points:- Regular, documented and video-recorded supply drops from unmarked US helicopters into (formerly) ISIS-controlled areas such as Hawijah, Iraq and Deir Eizzor, Syria.
- Evacuations of ISIS commanders after positions fall (notably Deir Eizzor) - the US claims they're arresting them, but there are no official arrest records and the commanders surrender to them willingly.
- Up until Russia entered the war, ISIS' monstrous oil industry was not even mentioned in the western media - joint Russian - SAA - IRGC - Hezbullah attacks on ISIS oil infrastructure turned up large-scale collusion with Turkey, Israel and Gulf states - all close US allies (at the time). The US tried to wage information warfare saying that attacking ISIS' oil infrastructure would only harm civilian interests.
- Further, until Russia began attacking, ISIS was ostensibly being bombarded by the world's most powerful airforce along with several others in the top 10 and still managed to expand across Syria.
- In the very beginning, ISIS expanded by making huge gains against the Iraqi army and taking their hardware and military depots. ISIS was able to take the latest Iraqi tanks and artillery (bought/transferred from the US) and incorporate them into their attacks within 24 hours - the Iraqi army had required 6-24 months of training to operate them effectively. In these days, the ISIS advance was so rapid largely due to the Iraqi army fleeing and leaving their equipment behind - largely a result of 'strategic' commands from higher up.
- Second battle of Fallujah - when it became apparent that ISIS was going to lose Fallujah, the US made a deal to allow them to escape to Syria (ie. to become Assad's problem) instead of them being killed or arrested. Under the cover of night an enormous convoy left the city, but it was spotted and obliterated by Iraqi helicopter gunships. The US tried and failed to call the Iraqis off, eventually saying they needed to back off because the US was going to launch their own attack - they hit nothing.
- 'Train and Equip' program - when it became obvious that attempting to train and vet 'moderate rebels' was a waste of time and money (they ended up spending millions and having five 'moderate' fighters to show for it), they simply dropped the training and vetting part and continued to pump arms into rebel groups… That were openly transferring them to ISIS and Al-Nusra. After the whole Purple Shovel debacle little more was reported so it stood to reason that the project had either stopped or tapered down… NOPE - as it turns out, US ratlines from Eastern Europe have been funneling so many small arms to Syrian rebels that some factories in the Ukraine have actually had to hire 10x their original number of workers to meet demand.
And those are just a few selections - I can't spend the entire day writing these.
But I could.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-08 at 8:49 PM UTC in I'm the Vegas shooter's filipino girlfriend
Originally posted by benny vader i just cant imaging how can anyone fell forward after shooting themselves with a rifle in the mouth. it seems more likely to get thrown back.
false.
go google it.
I don't know if it's on the internet but I saw the actual video of that full-body-armored bank robber that fellated his own pistol...with happy ending. dude crumpled on the spot.
the 'normal' human center of gravity while standing is roughly around the belly-button so when the vertical support of muscle control gives out, and minus neuromuscular twitching, a deader tends to drop straight down with a slight forward lean.
that's why skydivers assume a dorsal-up position while in freefall.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-08 at 5:32 PM UTC in dope sicknessIf you haven't actually been through something, probably best not to speculate.
Yeah, people have different metabolization rates and body chemistry. And yeah, some people are pussies and will talk about how awful it was coming of their 20mg a day vicodin perscription. Some of it is subjective, relative to what youre expecting and what kind of pan youre used to.And I have known some "Zen Master" types dudes who, even when coming down off of massive fentanyl and heroin doses for months on end, with their entire body shaking and bile soaked into the top half of their T shirt, could still smile and go about their day.
Opiate withdrawal- especially when your body is already in bad shape- is objectively awful. I went through withdrawal a fair number of times when I was doing just a bag or two every day. Pretty much every day nearly. It never seemed to get much easier. But after I started stocking up, and Id go months or years without having gone through 3-5 grams a day, the withdrawals got to the point where it was just.... i can't properly describe it. Bones grinding, muscles straining and tendons feeling like violin strings ready to snap. Sweating hot and freezing somehow at the same time. Being sapped of every last drop of energy, but still somehow being unable to sleep. Stomach gurgling and shitting every 15-30 min. If you manage to put anything in your stomach, you often wretch and dry heave until it comes up. And sometimes for no reason at all, youll wretch and dry heave all the same, even if theres nothing in there. And then just black bile comes up. And when it gets really bad, and theres NOTHING left in your stomach to puke up, the stomach reflex feels like an awful stomach cramp. And especially if you smoke and your esophagus is already raw, a lot of times all that stomach acid coming up with cause your throat to start bleeding.
And then theres the psychological part. That feeling of joy, love , excitement, fulfillment, happiness, comfort, ease? Take just not the absence of that, but the inverse of all those feelings- guilt, shame, depression, anger, anxiety, pain, stress, hate, fear.....crystallize all that down to its purest form, then mainline all that emotion into your jugular.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-08 at 6:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!👏 👏 👏 STAY WOKE 👏 👏 👏
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2017-10-05 at 7:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
very interestingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-04 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!It's funny how every scron alt comes off as a total faggot even when he's trying not to be obvious that it's him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-03 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Really tho those are Aussies. That front one is literally what aldra looks like in real life.
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2017-10-03 at 9 PM UTC in The Simulation HypothesisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-02 at 5:16 PM UTC in Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
Originally posted by reject Really tho the fact people keep repeatedly dying from mass shootings and you still don't restrict gun sales or bullets is insane. Yea you might think you have the right to bear arms, but people have more of a right to not be shot.
America is flooded with guns much more than people, and no amount of legislation will get rid of those or stop more from coming in. Besides, criminals by definition don't follow the law and will definitely still be able to get guns, especially those planning to do a mass shooting like this. I'd rather decent people be able to have guns too in case something bad happens, instead of only the "bad guys" having them and everyone else being defenseless.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-02 at 4:42 PM UTC in 6 million jedis did not die in the Holocaust
Originally posted by aldra what did the jedis do to make everyone hate them?
or are people just genetically hardcoded to hate jedis?
http://thesaker.is/a-crash-course-on-the-true-causes-of-antisemitism/
I'll make it's own thread eventually, but this article is great. Something of a short analysis of why jedis have been thrown out of so many countries over the years. -
2017-10-01 at 4:45 AM UTC in Zok returningThe final Abandoned Neutron comic I ever made:
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2017-09-29 at 12:35 PM UTC in Alcohol is a God Tier Drugalcohol is the shittiest drug there is
i feel worse after a night of drinking than i do after a 2 day meth runThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
