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2016-03-04 at 9:02 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Breaking this to avoid search engines.
bukujutsu at the e^^ai! google provides. (never use it anymore, gets flooded with spam).
I'll see your Dragonball and raise you a Naruto.
Katon - Gokakyuu no jutsu @ nipponsei dot jp -
2016-03-04 at 7:06 PM UTC in Ode to Crib Leg Bag
>Odin
That reminds me, i've got to watch the new Vikings episode. -
2016-03-04 at 6:58 PM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?
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2016-03-04 at 6:52 PM UTC in Can somebody send me some bitcoins?If you have a qt3.14 sister/cousin/niece, i'll trade you 0.025 BTC for every nude you can provide.
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2016-03-04 at 4:25 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Generic?! Bro… I know Leet posts not so hotties a lot but Karate Hottie is not generic at all.
Big tits, big ass, kinda' azn looking, yup, sounds generic to me. -
2016-03-04 at 4:19 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
Serves him right, Jesus of Nazareth, king of the jedis -
2016-03-04 at 4:16 PM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?
And then burn the house down.
I thought it was implied in my post... -
2016-03-04 at 4:11 PM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion
Why would I want to survive in such a scenario?
Excellent point, just maroon me with a pistol and one bullet, when i get tired of it i'll take a cap to the dome(head). -
2016-03-04 at 4:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer
I'd invest 100k in his stand but only if he cooked me Polish brautwursts laced with meth for free every morning
Bratwurst is German. -
2016-03-04 at 4:04 PM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?
My Dads girlfriend literally has autism. When I was tripping on bundy I accidentally put the salt grinder in the fridge and she had a panic attack freakout looking for it.
You should put everything from the cupboard in the fridge and from the fridge in the cupboard. -
2016-03-04 at 3:44 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
Greatest moment in politics since the final solution
Die Endlösung was the greatest moment in politics since the crucifixion of Christ. -
2016-03-04 at 12:24 PM UTC in Someone smart explain to me what a superdelegate is/does, pl0x
Yeah this the best time ∆ to pound you know
You do know a triangle means delta right. -
2016-03-04 at 12:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Next up on the MMA fighters I would like to fuck, The Karate Hottie Michelle Waterson. He got a Miesha Tate ass on a strawweight frame. HNNNGGG
Leet, why do you like generic 30 something bitches... I'm not judging but your taste in women is so bland, it hurts. -
2016-03-04 at 11:34 AM UTC in Life as a space miner is hard tbh fam.Deep in the mystic pit
Deeper than I've ever been
Deeper than the anabolic fetuses that never dream
Deeper than the feeble little carcases that never scream
The silence of the lambs inside the guillotine
Even if an atom bomb was soaring to a setting scene
I'll be walking onward until the laser beams envelop me
Walking onward till the shrapnel takes my face off me
Walking onwards, mankind versus grey machines
Never face defeat, never let the doom set
Never dig a deeper hole, settle where the guns kept
Every single moment in this epoch is not done yet
Every single organism twitching as the sun sets
And as the sun bled and ran red
The birds saw the flames and abandoned the love nest
The seasons deleted the seeds
As the legions of people bereaved
All their evil would come next
It came forth shining on horizons
Turrets on the fourth floor crystallised in silence
Word on the street is that death is their assignment
Lasers and nerve gas, methods to divide us
Every single human being, every single one of us
Every single heart was beating faster than a fizzing slug
And so we battled for a hundred months
Molecules embarked, took hold and now your lungs are fucked
A hundred bucks doesn't mean shit now
A dozen canned goods for a dozen mans sit down and pipe up
Join hands and cry blood
Ask for forgiveness, resistances rise up
2 by 4's meet metallic skulls and rebound like 2-point layups in a
Drunken little street fight
With two prime suspects in a tunnel vision treehouse
With two types of honey in the belly of the bee hive
And now the presidents on speed dial
Reading from the pages of his gold leaf bible book
Sending out a message to the frontline
To keep up the good work and pray that the mothership
Will leak goods
Warheads to forcefields light up the sky like
Gunpowder plots on the fourth of July
But the forcefields stay strong
Foreign metals sweating on rockets in formation like
Swans in the night time
And demise tastes real in the blood bank
Triple-O negative is running low and hearts need the
Sustenance to beat back
Foraging for berries in these bleak black tunnels of this
Monolithic heat tank
We sank deeper than the sonnets affirmed
A bleak ether descended as the populous burned
Stood looking for an echo as these colonies churned the sky yellow
The merriments of Montgomery Burns
Top Gun, Tom Cruise, pilot, shot down
Corkscrews punishing this lifeless plumage
I saw hundreds pulled apart by their ribcage
Man grew haggard, grew bloated by the bruises
And this mere flesh here
This mere flesh wasn't built like a nine-foot cyber savage stalking
It wasn't built like a fine tuned sentinel
With fume vents zig-zagging faster than endorphins
Right hooks swinging like a bag full of spanners
Straight glimmering in colour till the blood grew layered
And the pistons that churned at the summit of the balance
Kept turning and moving and heating and burning
Slugs from the parapet
Nothing to the ten-speed
Quaking in your boots with a trench foot bulbous
Celebrating Polaroids of generation gaps in this minute
Every minute just a minute from the landslide
Light up the sky
Hang out in the mines
Put five bullets in your family tonight
Say why oh why did the maker decide
That this android telephone arrived here tonight -
2016-03-04 at 11:20 AM UTC in adults playing pokemon
Yeah I see people my age and older carrying around "the avengers" wallets, going to see "deadpool" , wearing "the hulk boxers" or even still play "x-box" or even go to "punk rock" concerts. It's no surprise that these are all juden made things used to keep the goyim down
some people just never grow up
You're a juden illuminati shill. -
2016-03-04 at 11:07 AM UTC in Old Proverb
A much better old proverb A ZEN STORY
by Camden Benares, The Count of Five, Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal
A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing.
He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.
One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."
He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.
His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."
Hearing this, the man was enlightened.
I'll see your Zen Master and raise you a samurai.
A samurai, a very proud warrior, came to see a Zen Master one day. The samurai was very famous, but looking at the beauty of the Master and the Grace of the moment, he suddenly felt inferior.
He said to the Master, "Why am I feeling inferior? Just a moment ago everything was okay. As I entered your court suddenly I felt inferior. I have never felt like that before. I have faced death many times, and I have never felt any fear -- why am I now feeling frightened?"
The Master said, "Wait. When everyone else has gone, I will answer. "
People continued the whole day to come and see the Master, and the samurai was getting more and more tired waiting. By evening the room was empty, and the samurai said, "Now, can you answer me?"
The Master said, "Come outside."
It was a full moon night, the moon was just rising on the horizen. And he said, "Look at these trees. This tree is high in the sky and this small one beside it. They both have existed beside my window for years, and there has never been any problem. The smaller tree has never said to the big tree, 'Why do I feel inferior before you?' This tree is small, and that tree is big -- why have I never heard a whisper of it?"
The samurai said, "Because they can't compare."
The Master replied, "Then you need not ask me. You know the answer." -
2016-03-04 at 10:53 AM UTC in cdo you eer have such a good jekoff thagt you suddenl nodWhat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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2016-03-03 at 11 PM UTC in Anyone wanna help me fuckover tripsit.me for the lulz?We should have a personal army thread, like baph.
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2016-03-03 at 10:59 PM UTC in adults playing pokemonYu Gi Oh is objectively better.
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2016-03-03 at 10:46 PM UTC in Life as a space miner is hard tbh fam.About to leave the docks in our space suits, set your clocks.
We be back before the oxygen is out or we have some rocks.
Will probably be a while tho, but the drills they can't be idle
Don't ask me why bro, you know this shit better than i do.
Picking space scraps, put em in space bags just to make a living
not a killing niggas be willing to work in terrain unforgiving.
For a space ruby, or a diamond, adamantium and fine gold.
Even tho it's cold, the machines keep us warm like the mine walls.
Watch out for the pitfalls and the signals of space sickness
Take your tylenol's and protein shakes, when you wake,
Eating space food especially when we baked, dude.
Off that space weed, fuels our space greed and need
For something shiny, can't be whiny watch the crystaline
shapes crystalize as money in our minds all the kinds,
Of riches we crave, some call us brave but we just slaves
to the green, tragedy unseen when we can't make the payment
fall on the pavement, of your small room, when the day is done
And your mind is gone but the mine is not.
