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2016-03-23 at 7:50 PM UTC in I forgot how fun[size=7] REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPRING BREAK!!![/size]
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2016-03-23 at 7:43 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage[SIZE=72px]Double Extreme Animu Avatar Shitposting Team.[/SIZE]
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2016-03-23 at 7:40 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
Why are you spelling 'check' the way British people do?
Because he's from Canada. -
2016-03-23 at 7:29 PM UTC in On converting ASM to Bytearray Shellcode and it's applications in malware.
The fact is, kid, you really have no idea what I know or don't know, because all you know is what I want you to know.
Yeah, yeah whatever asshole. Go ahead pretend you're l33t. With that attitude we can all safely say you'll never amount to much in the InfoSec field. -
2016-03-23 at 7:25 PM UTC in I have a new favorite actress.
See a Sophie thread, expect children.
This is a good rule of thumb, unless i post in the tech section then expect 1337 h4x. -
2016-03-23 at 7:19 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
"Violent" if you have no balls maybe. Try loading potassium iodide and phosphoric acid at 400+°C. NO FEAR NO RESULTS
Why don't you go ahead and nitrate aspirin over an open fire in an enclosed space if you're so TUFF. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, aspirin is like, medicine... -
2016-03-23 at 7:12 PM UTC in Terrorist attack in Brussels, nailbomb, ISIS flag and "chemical products"
Okay so it looks like we have our first detailed report. They keep talking about TATP and how they only test for nitrogen based exposives so they call these "undetectable".
150 L of acetone is pushing UN threshold limits for schedule II precursors. I used to sell 10gal drums of the stuff so that's what 10-12 purchases over a few months?. Like they said on the news all you need is some solvent, lye, hydrogen peroxide and sulfuric to make a good bomb and if they ban all those chemicals people will just use precursors of precursors.
Don't use sulfuric, use hydrochloric, also neutralizing the acid residu in your final product with fucking lye is overkill. Better off using sodium bicarbonate. -
2016-03-23 at 7:09 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
I have 2 Franklin's and $12 in the bank. I'm gonna drain by debit card by buying beer. I already drank 2 beer and its noon A g of meth is $130. I also bought doritos and candy. Almost had a heart attack using the ATM though I tried pulling $220 but it said TRANSACTION CANNOT BE COMPLETED so j tried $200 and it let me. I think my dads welfare cheque drained the machine. Having money feels good
Does no one in your family have a job? -
2016-03-23 at 5:35 PM UTC in Sophie's Cultural Coffee Hour.
Devil's tritone? What, is this a joke? These niggas be ripping off black sabbath who invented that shit. Geez, learn2culture
Black Sabbath is more classic than this for sure. -
2016-03-23 at 5:31 PM UTC in Ashley Murder Collage
You should, but be careful niqqa, when ashley sees my mirthful witty posts she's going to be all up on my dick like you don't even know, which will make you officially stalker-cuck'd
Ashley is 14.
Welcome to the club, fam. -
2016-03-23 at 5:11 PM UTC in Java 0days in a nutshell.
InfoSec jokes, you either get 'em or you don't.
That being said, lately i haven't heard much about Java/Flash. I'm taking suggestions for InfoSec memes, i was considering making one for Windows vulnerabilities and have Oprah say: YOU GET NT AUTHORITY/SYSTEM! -
2016-03-23 at 4:10 PM UTC in Victoria is a trap
I know a bunch of guys with one room apartments who mount their bikes to the wall to save place. That makes sense.
I can't really judge the picture appropriately so I'm not sure but I'll take a guess and say she's still living with her parents. Does she drive through the livingroom, kitchen etc to get to her room or does she carry the damn thing?
Maybe she has terrace door in her room and takes the bike inside so sploo doesn't creep up on it and sniffs the saddle. Is that the case, sploo?
I forgot if she lives with her parents or not. She's from the same place sploo is from but he did creep on her so she hid most of her PI now Sploo can't find her anymore and he has a sad. Which is why he lashes out and calls her a trap. I know this because i offered to help dox her on redfern, he accepted, and i failed because she's pretty careful with her PI it would seem. I did find an entry on a database but that was paid access and related to government records and sploo didn't wanna' throw money at the problem.
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2016-03-23 at 4:04 PM UTC in The american/canadian treasure rob ford is dead
^GET WEKT HATER!
[greentext]>wekt[/greentext]
I imagine this is how your daughter would pronounce 'rekt'.Are you an infant? -
2016-03-23 at 3:59 PM UTC in Call me racist, but...
I'm actually more irish than I am Hispanic, but I'm not trippin' haters gonna hate what they can appreciate
[greentext]>implying anyone besides slampigs appreciate you[/greentext]
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2016-03-23 at 3:51 PM UTC in Victoria is a trap
Who has a bicycle standing in their bedroom? That's a no-go for me. Mount it to the wall if you don't have any other place for it.
Do you know this girl personally, sploo? You should be able to easily score with this bitch. She's clearly asking for it, pointing at her open mouth, ready to devour cocks. Tell her about the bike and how weird that is but don't acknowledge her sexy pose. Attention whores like her can't live with that.
This is the best advice on wimmenz i've heard in a while. -
2016-03-23 at 1:28 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
wait what does the basic mean in that context, i feel like i missed out on something funny
PH7+
Science, do you speak it? A base is a substance that has a PH above seven an acid has it's PH below seven. It's funny in this context because Mr Happy suggested mixing a strong acid (Sulfuric acid) with a strong base(Lye). Doing so, generally results in a violent reaction. -
2016-03-23 at 8:21 AM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
I need a Holly to my Slag
[greentext]>tfw no gf[/greentext]
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2016-03-23 at 8:18 AM UTC in How Mad do I make you?
I chose "I love Sploo" because I always wanted to date a literal God.~
Lol, Mr Happy wants to date Sploo too. -
2016-03-23 at 8:17 AM UTC in Sophie's Cultural Coffee Hour.
wubwubwub
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2016-03-23 at 8:12 AM UTC in Sophie's Cultural Coffee Hour.With in this edition: Danse Macabre, Opus 40, by Camille Saint-Saëns.
The composition is based upon a poem by Henri Cazalis, on an old French superstition.
According to the ancient superstition, "Death" appears at midnight every year on Halloween. Death has the power to call forth the dead from their graves to dance for him while he plays his fiddle (represented by a solo violin with its E-string tuned to an E-flat in an example of scordatura tuning). His skeletons dance for him until the first break of dawn, when they must return to their graves until the next year.
The piece opens with a harp playing a single note, D, twelve times to signify the clock striking midnight, accompanied by soft chords from the string section. This then leads to the eerie E flat and A chords (also known as a tritone or the "Devil's chord") played by a solo violin, representing death on his fiddle. After which the main theme is heard on a solo flute and is followed by a descending scale on the solo violin. The rest of the orchestra, particularly the lower instruments of the string section, then joins in on the descending scale. The main theme and the scale is then heard throughout the various sections of the orchestra until it breaks to the solo violin and the harp playing the scale. The piece becomes more energetic and climaxes at this point; the full orchestra playing with strong dynamics.Towards the end of the piece, there is another violin solo, now modulating, which is then joined by the rest of the orchestra. The final section, a pianissimo, represents the dawn breaking and the skeletons returning to their graves.
The piece makes particular use of the xylophone in a particular theme to imitate the sounds of rattling bones. Saint-Saëns uses a similar motif in the Fossils part of his Carnival of the Animals.
All in all i'd rate this piece 8.9/10.
