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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Strawberry Nightmare sounds like a great name for an anime.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Dupa, kurwa, zlotty, wodka.

    That would be all his posts.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hmm, Maddy was pretty cute. And pretty spoopy.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh, you're a bioform. Gotcha.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile Thanks dude. Although it kinda sucks.

    I have to put up with so much bullshit because of it. Spiritual burdens and such.

    Whatever.

    To bear a burden not your own ennobles one.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Incessant I mean honestly I've got bars because I was drunk and paraphrasing everything. By the time I would get NIS open to type something I had half forgotten what they said.

    Nice.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeh. Her pussy would get super tight when she started squirming. Sometimes i got a lil overzealous.

    I'd probably end up murdering a person on accident. And then i would never get the face of abject terror shining through that black plastic force field out of my head ever again.

    Yee, i'll keep the heckin violence for someone that deserves it.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile


    Nile says be blessed and find(fund?) your peace.

    Thanks fam, you are now the Nigga Shaman.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I tried to teach exwife #2 to drive…really bad idea with my short temper, soon there were tears and getting out of the car in the middle of the road and walking away and then refusing to get back in the car when I drove up alongside her.

    Dude... i'd be like OKAY BITCH, BYE!

    And she'd be in trouble.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also at first, i read that as Burzum. I mean still fucking A, but another vibe entirely ya dig.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo Any love for Oka?

    Also how does everyone feel about Boursin? I wonder if there's a "cheese challenge" anywhere where you close your eyes and have to guess the kind of cheese and region.

    There was a scene like that with James van Der beeck and ke$ha in her video for "blow" and I want to know why I've never heard of this.

    There was also a scene in "napoleon dynamite" where he does a similar challenge with milk

    Boursin? Fucking A.

    I got a banger recipe to woo that vegetarian girl in your life that involves copious amounts of Boursin and dry white wine.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Why are you killing me??"
    "Because it's for your own good."

    If they manage to squeeze that out just go "Shhh" with your finger to your mouth while you tighten your grip.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I've held a garbage bag over someones face while I fucked her but it was her suggestion. Also cut her clothes off with a box cutter. Also her suggestion.

    Did you tighten it so tight that you could see the contours of her face? When she tapped your arm to let go did you hold on? Just a second longer?
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra probably sploo

    While i'm taking a stroll down memory lane, remember when Sploo got the hammer for a month or two and Gun lover made the post like; i banned Sploo. He literally got more than 50 thanks. It was pretty impressive how Sploo was able to alienate so many people in such a short time.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We did actually give Sploo a BLTC time-out at Zoklet i seem to recall.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They don't really kill you in these. The pod is just for comfort. After everyone leaves, they take you and just stomp on your head a few times.

    Lel. To be honest it doesn't look comfy at all, also, maybe post a psychiatrist or two at the entrance, so the low impulse control people don't off themselves on a whim? IDK.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax What would you say to each one?

    TV Chris: Do you understand the concept of entrapment? I'll explain it to you, why don't you have a seat.

    Redfern Chris: How've you been fam?


    I know, not really world shattering.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Go away MOM! I am reviewing evidence!
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    CIA hogging all the Gucci CP. Also, lol at inter-agency fuckery. I bet the FBI was a happy merchant with their CIA staffer charges.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    At least he got bars. "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"

    Lol, do you imagine he often picks up young red head with ++ in the slut stats that actually have a crew with them. Like, lure business person, rob them typa situation, also take pictures cause you bet your ass he's cheating on his wife IDK.

    Maybe. Didn't realize that was a thing, i don't move in them circles.
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