Live Posting as this Douchey Guy Next to me at the Bar Negs his Date

1. 2021-12-10 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #1
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Sat down and this guy was immediately giving off douche vibes.
   
   His date showed up and she looks about half his age, half his net worth, and extra red headed and slutty. This will be interesting. He negged her within 10 minutes of her sitting down and I'm too drunk to remember how but I'm sure he'll do it again
2. 2021-12-10 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #2
   Incessant African Astronaut
   He finally got a kiss out of her after making fun of her by saying "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"
   
   And she's like "oh,no,stop, I don't have a crew it's fine"
   
   Now he's offering to get her a private car to his house after her work holiday party because she's saying that it's impossible to get an Uber from down town out all the way where he lives far away"
   
   Hilarious
3. 2021-12-10 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #3
   Incessant African Astronaut
   He also told her she looked nice but she would look a lot nicer if she showed up at his house later and pointed a Glock at her. And she's like "what whyy why would me scaring you do it for you?"
   
   This is gold. I couldn't ask for better people watching
4. 2021-12-10 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #4
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I think he told her he was going to be getting high at home alone while she was at her Christmas party and then a big discussion ensued about how she doesn't judge anyone and he can do whatever he wants even if he's an old guy still sitting at home smoking weed on a Friday night
5. 2021-12-10 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #5
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Wow he immediately started hitting on the bartender as soon as home girl went to the bathroom
6. 2021-12-11 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   I'm curious how you describe your character in this story? Why are you at this bar, alone, watching these strangers play out their drama?
7. 2021-12-11 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   At least he got bars. "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"
   
   Lol, do you imagine he often picks up young red head with ++ in the slut stats that actually have a crew with them. Like, lure business person, rob them typa situation, also take pictures cause you bet your ass he's cheating on his wife IDK.
   
   Maybe. Didn't realize that was a thing, i don't move in them circles.
8. 2021-12-11 at 9 PM UTC

   #8
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Obbe I'm curious how you describe your character in this story? Why are you at this bar, alone, watching these strangers play out their drama?

   
   My character? Typical dude with a much lower douche rating. Finishimg up some work during HH at my favorite spot waiting for my own hoochie mamma to meet me a bit later. Watching these strangers because it was much more interesting than my work and I had bareleay eaten so after my first shot of tequila I was feeling it.
9. 2021-12-11 at 9 PM UTC

   #9
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie At least he got bars. "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"
   
   Lol, do you imagine he often picks up young red head with ++ in the slut stats that actually have a crew with them. Like, lure business person, rob them typa situation, also take pictures cause you bet your ass he's cheating on his wife IDK.
   
   Maybe. Didn't realize that was a thing, i don't move in them circles.

   
   I mean honestly I've got bars because I was drunk and paraphrasing everything. By the time I would get NIS open to type something I had half forgotten what they said.
10. 2021-12-11 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Incessant I mean honestly I've got bars because I was drunk and paraphrasing everything. By the time I would get NIS open to type something I had half forgotten what they said.

    
    Nice.
11. 2021-12-11 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #11
    Incessant African Astronaut
    No he just meant I don't know who else is your "friend" that you're fucking
12. 2021-12-15 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Gadzooks alt account
13. 2021-12-24 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I liked ur story role play but wish u would've mde it more interesting by interjecting yourself into their life at the end