2024-10-24 at 5:23 PM UTC
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It's a celebration ππ
Thank you everyone, it was a pretty good day yesterday, better than most recent birthdays I've had so I'm pretty happy
Thinking about how nice my bed is gonna be when we get home. I'm ready for a nap but that's probably not a good idea
2024-10-23 at 11:03 AM UTC
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It's a celebration ππ
It's my birthday today ππ
Hope everyone has a great day! Mine is going to be like any other day, really
2024-10-22 at 5:36 PM UTC
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Favourite tinned fish?
I want to say tuna but lately here I've been eating a lot of the sardines in mustard sauce, them shits is good shit
I guess don't admit to anything you may have theoretically have done and watch your ass. I try to live that way anyway. If they are going after the pedos then have at it as far as I'm concerned.
2024-10-19 at 10 PM UTC
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Word of the day
I've always liked facetious basically means sarcastic remarks but sounds more sophisticated
I'm feeling ok. I had woke up with my stomach hurting bad and had a battle for my life in the bathroom first thing waking up. I'm only sharing this because I pooped more than I've ever pooped that I can recall, like ever.
At first I was kind of scared, then I was impressed with myself.
Hope everyone is having as good a morning as I've had so far.
We're Muricans though we share a national identity, born and bred consumers ran by a government that is a corporation thinly veiled as an actual government.
Sometimes I feel like we are a social experiment instead of a country but I will say I do love it here, there's much worse shit holes we can be living in.
I've had Candy and Bradley both reach out to me before
Everyone else is cool except Wariat getting high and spamming my inbox with shit I would never click on lol
Smoking a cigarette on my last break, happy this last little stretch goes by the fastest
Trying to get motivated to put my clothes up, I've been feeling like shit for the last week. I'm not feeling too horrible right now though.
I'm sure that blue liquid splashed up your butthole would be detrimental to your health. I'd avoid it if at all possible.
Eating sardines in mustard sauce while my dog scares herself with her own farts. I must say it is a strange day I'm having.